Star Wars Feminist Awakens plot holes

[Jim01Participant 6678]

Considering the new feminist Star Wars film is out soon, I thought I would remind myself of how bad Episode 7 was and found this

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/seth-abramson/40-unforgivable-plot-holes-in-star-wars-the-force-awakens_b_8850324.html

that film was so bad

[RemovedParticipant 4676]

I haven’t invested in any of it, nor will I. Let them roll around in their cinematic stupidity. As long as I do not have to partake, I am fine.

[Manspread MansplainerParticipant 4222]

They used a hyperdive in gravity.
This defies science fiction as warp engines can’t function in gravity.
That’s why the Empire uses Interdiction Class Destroyers to stop hyperspace travel.

SJWs ruin everything.

If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

[Anonymous 42]

When feminists, manginas, and White Knights get a hold of something they turn it to s~~~ in a relatively short order, then move onto another host just like a pandemic disease leaving death and destruction in their wake.

There’s SO MANY F~~~ING C~~~BULSTERED MOVIES NOW I STOPPED BUYING THEM. I don’t pay anyone to psychologically f~~~ me in the ass like a gorilla!

Now I’m down to old movies, old TV reruns, and the internet.

When they take over the internet they can have that too.

When they attempt to take over my home and life I will declare war and fight gorilla style and f~~~ them in the ass!

Pushers don’t stop pushing until it blows up in their face.

As the song says by Billy Joel: “They can’t even run their own lives, I’ll be damned if they’ll run mine!”

Because after all: “I don’t care what they say anymore THIS IS MY LIFE, go ahead with your own life, LEAVE ME ALONE!”

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

It should be renamed to coincidence wars.

[Anonymous 8]

That was a savage roast, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing the link Jim.

I got more value out of that article than I did watching The Force Awakens, it took a fraction of the time and I had music playing in the background.

27. How did Kylo Ren manage to get Darth Vader’s mask into his little fetish den? This is only the most significant piece of memorabilia in the entire Galaxy.

38. Is Supreme Leader Snoke actually a giant? Because if not, wouldn’t him using holographic technology to make himself appear huge be a pathetic affection signaling deep-seeded insecurities?

Those 2 are my favorites.

Anonymous wrote:

Billy Joel MY LIFE

Good song.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22514]

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