Spreading the Good Word

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Anonymous wrote:

Gnarly choice for Thunderc~~~’s running mate, dude! Now we need to just have Mike Hunt paged over an intercom. I was out teaching some guys in their 50s about White Knighting last night. They had no clue what it was and a little less power is now available to the gynocracy.

EXACTLY!  HAHA!

When I was in high school I had a part-time job at *gasp* Sears catalog department.  Oh holy mother of God!  I remember all these greasy fat behemoths having a tirade because their order for “Big Mama Pantyhose” (I s~~~ you not.  That’s what Sears sold them as!) were on backorder or had been lost in transport.  Nothing more fun than being a kid having a stand-off with a red-faced huffing and puffing water buffalo because she won’t be able to wear her XXXXXXXXXL fat retention membrane for date night.  Oh the horror!  Anyway, I digress…..we had this old broad that was 3 days older than dirt who ran the store switchboard.  The store had a main number in to the switch board and then she would transfer the calls to the appropriate departments.  You could also call the switchboard and have anyone paged over the store loudspeaker announcement system.  Well…..needless to say we would call the switchboard from time to time and ask the old bat to please page Mike Hunt.  “Would Mike Hunt please go to the ladies apparel department.  Your party is waiting for you.”  OMG!  We would be rolling and howling back in the catalog department when we heard it come over the announcement system!  We would do this 3-4 times a month and she was just clueless.  The things you do as a kid for a laugh!  HAHA!

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[experiencedParticipant]

@Soul Man, gosh dang 230-260 lbs?  what is it, a supersuit for powerlifting?

“Insured 30 days wear”..in a row, no need for inconvenient changing, etc.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Anonymous 11]

That’s a riot of a story Soul Man.  We tried to see the movie when it first came out, but the jerks at the theater were enforcing the R rating so no 15 year old punks were allowed.

I’m visualizing a land whale with vulvo-vaginitis.  Man, they’re hitting 230 to 260 lbs by age 30 these days.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

I s~~~ you NOT guys!  “Big Mama” pantyhose were a real product that Sears sold through their catalog in the 70s until the mid-80s.  I placed plenty of orders for these f~~~ing cattle stockings at the request of 100s of fat bitches huffing and puffing their way up to the counter dripping a gravy trail behind them.  Thinking back on it all….I was a minor…selling medical devices for F.U.P.A.s should have been considered child abuse.  LULZ!

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[Anonymous 43]

Instead of Curly, Moe, and Larry, we have Frumpy, Dumpy, and Stupid!

The one on the right reminds me of a water buffalo that was stupid enough to go skiing, she was all twisted up in agony(knees tearing ligaments), with her all her dead weight on her skis, the crowd that gathered around her was too stupid to pop her bindings, I wanted to help her, but I avoid crowds of stupidly and the chance of being sued! THIS HAPPENED ON THE LANDING PLATFORM ATOP THE SKI LIFT!

Miles skiing;0. Medical bills; priceless!

Water Buffalo belong in the valley with all the other fat heavy hooves! Fat flat land crazing beasts do not belong on the mountain

I saw another beast at another time, head down, hooves up, sliding on her back 40 mph on a double black diamond run, we were yelling to a kid in her path to look up! By the time he looked up, he was knocked out of his skis into a surprise somersault, they both were injured, I’m always looking up for dislodged speeding ice cookies that can split you open like a axe, snow slides that can take you off your feet and send you into a tree, but worst of all the hooves up, head down, falling wilder beast!

 

 

In MHO, the Solomon rockets are one of the industries best ever AME ski;  Ice grabbing, hill holding, fast turning, I even went pond skimming and launched a good air on the other side. I purchased two more pair, after they ended production..

 

 

[Anonymous 11]

Men, I had to witness massive numbers of land whales getting on tour buses this morning, and it was UGLY. Imagine 1 meter wide asses jiggling as the whale struggles to climb the three steps.  It then takes forever for it to squeeze through the aisle to find a seat to spread across.  The cankles are still burned in my brain.

I think it was why this one c~~~ bus driver tried to jack me at a 4-way stop where I had right of way as she was behind schedule due to excessive whale loading.

I’m sure a land whale on snow skis is quite a site.

[Anonymous 43]

Anonymous wrote:

I’m sure a land whale on snow skis is quite a site.

Like you CPig, it was an image burned in my mind forever! And she had disgusting pink spandex with flowers that wrapped her fat behemoth ass like like an over inflated balloon! I’ll never forget that spandex, it gave me moderate PTSD for a month!

 

[Anonymous 11]

I bet as the blubber shifts around keeping one’s balance on ski’s is 10 times harder too.

We could have powered 50,000 homes for a day just burning the whale oil from just one bus load of ’em.  They’re even more funny during peak heat and humidity season.  All of that insulation makes them overheat very easily.  They should migrate to the far North during the summer.  Millions of land whales eating everything in sight as they head in mass towards the Arctic.

The Southeastern US is the land whale capital of the entire World.  It makes any lean women have ten times the attitude too.  Big Mama.  You’re beautiful!  You’ve got to be on Peyote buttons to lap up that lie.

I’ll be hitting the 30th High School reunion in a month.  I’m a big guy but muscular lean so I’m going to be in the top 5% from my meetups with them over the past few years.  Even guys that were buff back then are sporting tool sheds that boggle the mind.  They always ask me why I’m so skinny.  I weigh 225lbs, but bone and muscle weigh more than fat so people think I weigh about 35 lbs less when they guess my weight.  I can’t wait to see what the women look like.  I envision acres of cellulite.

[Anonymous 0]

Cipher Highwind wrote:

The ride never ends.

Hi CiHiWi,

now it seems to be ended. The fulltime idiots closed the threat.

[Anonymous 11]

That just sucks Hollowmile.  I just reread our entire thread, and it’s a classic.  We all dogged the s~~~ out of them.  In retrospect, I only wish we could have gotten you in there delivering a MGTOW smack down on them in German.

Great job to all!!!!

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Anonymous wrote:

That just sucks Hollowmile. I just reread our entire thread, and it’s a classic. We all dogged the s~~~ out of them. In retrospect, I only wish we could have gotten you in there delivering a MGTOW smack down on them in German. Great job to all!!!!

Well at least we grabbed some screenshots to immortalize the decimation.  🙂

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[BrainPilotParticipant 7662]

*****

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[Cipher HighwindParticipant 1144]

The butthurt that was caused was so immense that at least 4 anti-MGTOW threads sprouted soon after the first one hit the bump limit.

[Anonymous 11]

@CH: That’s great news!!!! We are making an impact.

Would Chad Thunderc~~~ and Mike Hunt please go to the manginas apparel department. Your party is waiting for you.

[Binary LogicParticipant 2352]

Anonymous wrote:

The latest Chad Thunderc~~~ post was an epic shred. I tagged on the end of it.

 

Damn near laughed myself into a seizure. That is some convulsion inducing insight! LOL

[Binary LogicParticipant 2352]

Soul Man wrote:

I s~~~ you NOT guys! “Big Mama” pantyhose were a real product that Sears sold through their catalog in the 70s until the mid-80s. I placed plenty of orders for these f~~~ing cattle stockings at the request of 100s of fat bitches huffing and puffing their way up to the counter dripping a gravy trail behind them. Thinking back on it all….I was a minor…selling medical devices for F.U.P.A.s should have been considered child abuse. LULZ!

This reminds me of when I was 18 and interning as a Pharmacy Tech. The thing that did it in for me was when a women called in yelling at me. I mean just screaming – hysterically. From what I could make out, the woman just didn’t give her poor sap husband any for awhile.  The night before she feels something cold run from ass-crack to open wound. She laughed at him (don’t know if it was out loud, or internally) as she thought he was laying there trying to cop a cheap feel. When she woke in the morning, he was gone, bags and all. Turns out Super-Glue leaves a lasting impression. After hearing that, I told her no one could help her, it was probably best to seek treatment at a hospital. I then hung up the phone, turned to the Pharmacist and Thanked him for the opportunity. I left and never returned. Suffice to say, it is only years later, that I quite understand…

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