Sovereign Goes Dating

[NotMyProblemParticipant 965]

So good news, my web project is now up and running and bringing in small amounts of money! After a year of non-stop work I decided to take a quick break and go get my dick sucked…

I nabbed 2 numbers while on the job. The first was this hot little 18 year old who basically just wasted a bunch of my time so far. After 2 weeks of texting I decided it was time to cut my losses. #wastehistime

Number 2 was a bit older @ 36 (I had no idea as she looks 26). Hot little piece but crazy as a $3 bill. There were some big red flags while texting but I was horny, so I told her I’d take her to the best restaurant in town. (I always say that)

After being an hour late, she shows up at my tiny apartment in the ghetto. By then I already had the food out, so I said “welcome to the best restaurant in town!”. (I always do that) I gave her a quick tour and then I told her to start chopping potatoes…

…which she couldn’t even manage. Complete scatterbrain. I seen every different emotion she had within the first 30 minutes. She actually started crying 15m upon arrival, about her ex-husband from like 4 years ago. F~~~ my life.

After learning everything there is to know about her astrological sign, she explained to me how she found jesus christ recently, and I immediately had 2 thoughts go through my head simultaneously: “what the f~~~ did I get myself into?” and “this is gonna be easier than I thought”

6 hours later, after dinner, movie, and a lot of foreplay I finally had her sucking my dick. Which she sucked at, pun intended. She would’ve let me f~~~ her, but vagina is too risky these days. I decided its either ass or mouth from here on out.

At least it was easy to get rid of her because she had this dog she wouldn’t shut up about. She just had to get home to Buddy. Great. At least that part went smooth. She kept texting me all this crazy s~~~ afterwards so I told her I’m going to stay celibate but thanks for the blowjob….

The next day I did a quick calculation and figured I wasted around 15 hours of texting and bulls~~~, all for a half-ass blowjob from a crazy (yet smoking hot) bimbo. Even more if you count the pussy cloud.

The “pussy cloud” is when you’re trying to accomplish something but your mind is distracted by some worthless slut you’re trying to bang. It’s like paralysis: your mind is distracted, you’re thinking about what you’re gonna say or do or just fantasizing.

Well yea, the moral of the story is I said f~~~ it and dropped $100 on a fleshlight the very next day. I got the asshole option with the “extra tight” sleeve. I’m kinda girthy so hopefully I’ll fit. I can’t wait!

Goals for 2016:

No more time wasted in the pussy cloud….
No zika virus for me…

Not my property... Not my problem

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Lol!! Great story! Keep em coming,I noticed it only took you less than a month which goes to show how loose these females are. I ventured off once to get my rocks off and banged her in less than a week with minimal effort just being hardcore direct.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[RoyDalParticipant]

“No more time wasted” works for me!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[HitmanParticipant]

Hahaha! great share bro ! ..at least she got you off and you avoided that petri-dish bacteria making c~~~ of her’s ! smart man .. we live , we learn.
lot of time, money and effort..i know .it just aint worth it .

[JosephParticipant 125]

I am glad you have a source of income and you are back in the game.

I want to share a couple of tips with you in the hopes that your ride will be all the more enjoyable.

1. Cut your loses QUICKLY.
You don’t want to be the guy who gets laid because of pity. Women are experts in keeping men hanging around forever in a very nasty game of donkeys and carrots (you being the donkey).

When you look at women, how long does it take you to realize that you’d f~~~ them? 5 seconds? 2 seconds? Well, women are more or less the same, but for different reasons. A 18yo girl with the face of Freddy Krueger, if thin, will have hundreds of guys to choose from. If she sees in you that you are someone $pontaneou$, corageou$, $mart and very $$$$$$$ensitive, she will not make you wait for a week.

In fact, you can explain this logic to them (I have done that with great results). If you text/meet/go out for a couple of times and nothing happens it means that there is no chemistry, and if there is no chemistry there is no need to continue the dating game.

They will tell you that they need time, to which you will answer “sorry but it seems our needs for time are different, and I do not want to have sex with other women while waiting for you”. I cannot tell you how many times I used that line and I cannot remember a time when she didn’t end up with her legs while open.

2. The other important stuff.
– 100% condoms. Yours. Never theirs. And they stay with you. Take them with you when you are done.
– No single mothers.
– Not in your place. One of these days I will write about the time when I took a girl to court for stalking me.
– Play by the numbers. Hit on as many girls as possible even if you already have your pussy (or ass). I used to call that “the barn”. At one point my barn had 7 “ponies”, 4 were regulars and 3 I would visit from time to time. As the regulars figured out that they would never get anything from me they would leave and I would replace them with others. At my lowest I had about 2 or 3 girls. And believe me I am no Brad Pitt.

[BubParticipant 1405]

Bunker wrote:

It’s weird..this company that was male built..now all the women are running it and it’s a strange place now. This all went down in a year since I went mgtow.

@BM-I’m seeing the very same thing. Tuna have taken over my place and its circling the drain now.
I’ve pointed this out to a trusted colleague and he agrees. Glad I’m much closer to the end than the beginning. It’s going to get really fishy smelling in the workplace…

Just rolling down the road

[Won'tGetFooledAgainParticipant 3293]

Joseph wrote:

2. The other important stuff.
– 100% condoms. Yours. Never theirs. And they stay with you. Take them with you when you are done.
– No single mothers.
– Not in your place. One of these days I will write about the time when I took a girl to court for stalking me.
– Play by the numbers. Hit on as many girls as possible even if you already have your pussy (or ass). I used to call that “the barn”. At one point my barn had 7 “ponies”, 4 were regulars and 3 I would visit from time to time. As the regulars figured out that they would never get anything from me they would leave and I would replace them with others. At my lowest I had about 2 or 3 girls. And believe me I am no Brad Pitt.

I agree with most of this although single mothers can be fun for a while. I too am no Brad Pitt but I can relate to “the barn” although I called it plate spinning. The beauty of plate spinning is when you know you have a few other women you can easily call for sex you really don’t give a f~~~ and this comes across as supreme confidence when you go on a date with a new potential plate. Eventually some plates will slow down so much they fall off and smash, but the secret is just to replace them with other plates before this happens.

This is the complete opposite of putting the pussy on the pedestal, this is treating the pussy as merely a bit of entertainment when you are bored and women love it. If you have other options and don’t really care about them then they want you even more.

The ones I really have not given a f~~~ about and who I have cancelled a date at the last minute because I had a better offer, or just ignore their messages as they bore me are the ones you can hit up time and time again.

For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Why? Nothing has change! Nothing is going to change, at least for a while.

Ignore her ass, or be complete asshole.

Last time something like this happen a hot Asian chick 30 yr who looked 24, with two kids, was flirting with me, so I said hey, here’s my number, you text me. Long story short, she stopped flirting with me and didn’t text me. No time, or money wasted, plus I didn’t trust the c~~~ either, and I wanted her off my back. The in difference trick always works in your favor.

Problem fix, I knew her type she was a c~~~, she told me she had a $3,000 dollar purse, she probably suckered some guy to buy it for her. Lol.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

NotMyProblem wrote:

After being an hour late, she shows up at my tiny apartment in the ghetto. By then I already had the food out, so I said “welcome to the best restaurant in town!”. (I always do that) I gave her a quick tour and then I told her to start chopping potatoes…

You invited her to your home?

Never, ever do that. Always at her place. For one thing, it’s a hell of a lot easier for you to walk out of a woman’s place than getting her out of yours. If at all possible, don’t even let her know your address.

[JosephParticipant 125]

Won'tGetFooledAgain wrote:

I agree with most of this although single mothers can be fun for a while.

To be, single mothers are one step up the sexual pyramid. The ones at the very bottom are the fatties, of course, followed by women over 35.

The advantage of a single mother is that, like a fatty, they will do ANYTHING, even things they despise, in order to get a guy. The great disadvantage is that, while fatties are ugly no matter how they try to cover their fat, single mothers may “look” good but when they get naked the truth comes out:
– Butcher-like cut in the lower belly (c-section) because she was too busy to wait at a hospital for delivery.
– Giant nipples.
– Boobs pointing downwards.
– Stretch marks, like…everywhere.

Not once but twice a woman conveniently forgot she was a single mother and I had to find it out in bed. Call me cookie, call me connoisseur, but IMHO I much rather watch porn that watch that.

PLUS…they are vicious. They are on a mission and they can and will get pregnant again. Too much trouble if you ask me, specially having a steady supply of younger pussy provided precisely by the indiscretions of these single mothers plus the great courtesy of the brainwashing of Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, and the like.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Joseph wrote:

The advantage of a single mother is that, like a fatty, they will do ANYTHING, even things they despise, in order to get a guy.

That’s not an advantage. They will also do things you despise. Because they are despicable.

Single mothers f~~~ men to get at mens’ assets. They will spermjack. They will make false paternity claims. And so on.

And how do we know this? Because they’ve already done it. They are single mothers after all.

Single mothers aren’t the bottom of the barrel. To get down to the level of single mothers you have to push the barrel aside and start digging. Even fat women are an unknown factor when it comes to trapping a man, but single mothers are proven liabilities. Would you rather spend time with a walrus or a beautiful, sleek, man eating tiger with the sad remains of her last kill still dripping from her muzzle?

Now me, I’d stay away from both.

[JosephParticipant 125]

sidecar wrote:

That’s not an advantage. They will also do things you despise. Because they are despicable.

If you let them.

First at all, I stay clear of single mothers and fatties. Always did. Always will. But I understand that sometimes one is too horny and need a “cum bucket”, and that’s where they come handy. This is not hatred or anything like that…its simply stating the obvious.

Two single mothers flew under my radar. Both times I learned the truth after f~~~ing them. One I learned during sex when I saw her saggy breasts and, since I was already naked, did the dirty deed and then threw her away.

The second one was more difficult because she had the baby when she was young, no cesarean, and she recovered well enough that, while I suspected, I could not really tell for sure. Something was saggy but I thought it was lack of exercise. That one was crazy but was fantabulous in bed (because she must, because she is a single mom). Luckily for me I met her in another city far away under a false name so she could not trace me back. So, I did the dirty deed as many times as I could and when my assignment was over I dissipated into the clouds not without telling her the exact reasons why I would never take her seriously: The kid.

I sometimes miss the sex with her. Pretty much the same reason why I miss some of the women I have been with.

But I am with you on this one:
– NO FATTIES.
– NO SINGLE MOMS.
– NO EXCEPTIONS.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Joseph wrote:

If you let them.

They way to not let them is having nothing to do with them. No single mothers. Ever.

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