Southwest flight celebrates 1st 'unmanned' flight with all-female crew

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

Wow. This is celebratory?

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/southwest-flight-celebrates-1st-unmanned-flight-female-crew-171204885–abc-news-travel.html

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

I took a huge dump today. Let’s celebrate that.

This is f~~~ing ridiculous.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

The fact that they have to celebrate it is just more proof c~~~s need constant and incessant attention.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

Carnage wrote:

I took a huge dump today. Let’s celebrate that.

This is f~~~ing ridiculous.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

I guess they have to rename it the vagpit and serve more fish.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Anonymous 7]

You know why a hasn’t been sent to the moon?
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It doesn’t need cleaning.

[WPLParticipant 2390]

I’m not sure what they’re trying to prove — that they followed their training and established procedures and didn’t destroy property or lives? How is that more newsworthy than the thousands of other “uneventful” flights every day?

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

The c~~~ pit was renamed a box office.

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[WPLParticipant 2390]

I dunno… it IS pretty dusty up there.

Anonymous wrote:

You know why a hasn’t been sent to the moon?
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It doesn’t need cleaning.

[ghostParticipant]

I’m going to pull a Carnage here – NFG.

[Anonymous 54]

Pass.

[Anonymous 54]

So when it all goes wrong, who do you want up there?
Do you see many female test pilots? Combat fighter pilopts?
How about the St Soiux crash, or Sully Sullenburg?

You see any chicks doin that s~~~?

I take my chances with F~~~ING MEN.

[Anonymous 12]

From the comments,

The Truth Hurts yesterday
So now women apparently are like inept children who we have to applaud anytime they end up doing something by themselves?

Brad yesterday
I congratulate the women, i guess now we can stop the one sided divorce court proceedings that give the woman spousal support, physical custody of the kids and child support. Remember you can’t have your cake and eat it too.

[Anonymous 14]

Suicide mission to Vaginaland.

“Welcome aboard Vagina airlines, this is your Captain speaking, we will be making an unscheduled landing in Albuquerque for tampons and midol, if you have a problem with that please inform your nearest flight attendant so that we can have you forcibly pulled off the flight and put in jail for oppression, mansplaining, and eyerape.”

[Sky-OParticipant 18933]

‘Omigosh !!. . . . .Yay!!’

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

Wait until their menstrual cycles syncronize. That would be one hell of a flight.

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[It’sallbsParticipant]

Carnage wrote:

I took a huge dump today. Let’s celebrate that.

This is f~~~ing ridiculous.

I just did a fcuking huge fart that smells extremely unpleasant.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

May day, may day, the plane is going down!

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

Guess we’re going to have to call the c~~~pit now the munch box. LOL.

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