Something I call "Inflated Arms Syndrome"

[TheStormWithinParticipant 778]

Have any of you ever seen a woman who is not exactly “fat” overall, but it looks like someone poked her in the arms with the needle from a football pump and tried to inflate them beyond capacity??

I see it EVERYWHERE and I never saw it when I was growing up. A girl/woman was either fat all around or she wasn’t. What the f~~~ is causing this?

Aunt Esther: Fred, I'll have you know this body was blessed by Mother Nature!! Fred: Well, too bad your face was cursed by Father Time!

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Maybe you just didn’t notice the arms. Too busy staring at the t~~~ and ass, like most young men with raging hormones.

My wife had 3 huge red flags of what was to come, and of course I ignored or failed to take notice of them all.

1. Flabby upper arms, despite having recently been a college gymnast.
2. Fat f~~~ing mother and sister.
3. Talked about her college coach like she was some sort of monster for putting her on a strict diet and conducting frequent weigh ins etc.

[TheStormWithinParticipant 778]

Pedal, run, row wrote:

Maybe you just didn’t notice the arms. Too busy staring at the t~~~ and ass, like most young men with raging hormones.

Nah. I’ve always had an issue with fat arms and would have noticed it. It’s just unbearably grotesque to me. I think it goes back to when I was about 12 and my grandmother (who was very obese) fell in her living room, and I had to help pick her up. I went for her arms, and I couldn’t get a good enough grip to pull her up due to all the cellulite.

Oddly enough, sometimes I see the reverse of this phenomenon – a woman who is on the rotund side overall, but by some freak occurrence has chiselled arms. Women have some f~~~ed up physiques these days.

Aunt Esther: Fred, I'll have you know this body was blessed by Mother Nature!! Fred: Well, too bad your face was cursed by Father Time!

[OdinParticipant 524]

Haha yes! I have some fat female cousins and their arms are huge! When I used to be overweight my arms were never that big.

[Sky-OParticipant 18966]

20 something sluts running around with Coach purses they can’t afford, tanning, multiple tats and piercings, Starbuck’s in hand while searching online on their smartphones for labiaplasty doctors. . . .

With Level 4.012 Flabby Arms that look like they belong on a 50 something school lunch lady that throws a piece of bread on top on a tray before pushing it down the line.

[Sky-OParticipant 18966]

Time to market ‘workout dildos’ to the flabby arm sluts.

Basically, 30lb dildos that they should use to work them in and out (like 500 times) while losing arm fat.

[Ice-JiubParticipant 491]

TheStormWithin wrote:

Oddly enough, sometimes I see the reverse of this phenomenon – a woman who is on the rotund side overall, but by some freak occurrence has chiselled arms. Women have some f~~~ed up physiques these days.

Because the only exercise they get is lifting food to their gaping maws.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

You can’t mention fat arms without at least someone mentioning this (the glory begins at 1:06):

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Anonymous 42]

Ya use your arms to eat don’t you?

I rest my case…

[Anonymous 1]

Yup, I’ve noticed it too. Its definitely getting worse. Its probably from all the crappy food. Hydrogenated oils and such, plus way too much estrogen from plastics and soy products. These women are like blimps.

[Anonymous 11]

I would call that an indicator.

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