Something fun to look forward to!!!!!!

[505vikingoParticipant 521]

After reading the below article I realize I’m missing out big time and must wed! Read it and weep Fellas!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3522596/How-long-DOES-sex-normally-Study-finds-range-33-seconds-44-minutes-average-5-minutes.html

[Anonymous 5]

Someone takes an average of 33 seconds???
We have ourselves a winner!!!

[chirParticipant]

Meh, back when I was a young, if you knew you were going to get some you rub one out a few hours before to take the edge off and help make you last. Then again I have met a few gals whose idea of foreplay was for me to spank them until my hand was numb. They said it was hot and kept them all sorts of aroused during the day when ever they sat down and felt the pain from the spankies it reminded them of me.
Yeaaahh… whatever. You have your kink, and I got to bust a nut.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[HitmanParticipant]

comedian rodney dangerfeild said
“the eight hours on a date aint worth the eight seconds it takes for sex ” Hahahaha!!!
i couldn’t find a clip of him saying that..it’s on the “no respect ” album he made …funny as hell ..

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