Someone should have warned Jesus

[WolverineParticipant 90]

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2017/06/29/brides-christ-jesus-virginity-consecration/432771001/

[Anonymous 42]

Did you see how butt f~~~ing ugly they are? They’re sacrificing NOTHING!

The kinda women you put to work shoveling out horse stalls! In these times they’re likely to break their chastity vow in the same place they work.

[bladeParticipant]

And jesus doesn’t have a say in the matter . Poor c~~~ has to wait till there banging on his gates . Lucky its his dads house at least they can’t take his pad

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[AwakenedParticipant 35220]

3 Women that WON’T Entrap at LEAST 3 Men, unless of course they DON’T “CHANGE THEIR MINDS”, as it’s a women’s “prerogative” to do.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[AutoliteParticipant]

Someone should have warned Jesus

Why didn’t Jesus’ dad warn him? He’s such a f~~~ing know-it-all! I mean he knows absolutely everything else even before it happens…

[WolverineParticipant 90]

Unless they don’t change their minds….good one. Ha

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

Good idea!

Marry Jesus and leave me the fk alone. And when you decide that you ‘are just not happy’, you can try to get the court to make him give you alimony and a free house.

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[AstroParticipant 2045]

I have no problem with this at all and it doesn’t matter if they are dogs or hotties. After two marriages, I went Monk anyways so I hope they remember their vow as I also took a vow to never have sexual relations. I wish all women did the same and leave me alone. I think it is better and safer than the sluts riding the c~~~ carousel. They will find many of the advantages we have with MGTOW. Perhaps they will even find a use for themselves.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 25018]

Jesus has lots of wives. Maybe Jesus is really a Mormon? South Park thinks so (one min video).

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

Did Bishop ensure all 3 hymens are intact?

[Anonymous 3]

lol take a vow at 40 to be a virgin. That only works if you are already a virgin, but if you are, it’s not like that’s going to change.

If you don’t actually have to be a virgin, many married women at 40 no longer want to have sex either, so what’s the difference?

If anything, the Church should be reminding women that their bodies are property of their husbands, and it is a sin to refuse him sex or refuse to obey his orders. You will never, ever, catch Churchianity say that.

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

@phoenix: yes! That’s sexist if Christian says it but protected speech if Muslim says it

[Puffin StuffParticipant 25018]

Make’s sense to have them examined and if they’re not intact she should have hymen replacement surgery or she should not be allowed to take her wedding vows.

So many women are having vag reconstructive surgery on their own. Why not allow them the right to hymen replacement surgery.

It’s like shaving their pube’s, I bet we can get them to do it if we made “hymen” porn.

lol.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

I’m calling bulls~~~, regardless. For several reasons:

1) Nobody cares that you are a virgin. Let’s be 4 real, you’re doing it so you can be the center of attention because no one will Marry you and give you vagina tingles on that ‘special day’

2) You can’t force yourself to be a bride on ANY MAN. Let alone a Deity, Divine Being, or what have you. Simply put, unless you’ve seen them in person standing their asking for your hand, consider them a no-show at your pretend wedding.

3) Have you really looked at yourself in the mirror… I mean, really? You all look like either A) Hobit-ish B) Witchy or C) Shrek like features…nobody would commit to that. NOBODY.

I aint buying it. At all…
M’kay. I’m done. Someone Pass me a beer please.

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

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