Some jokes for y'all

[Anonymous 12]

An elderly couple are sitting around discussing their finances, the old woman makes a comment about going out into the streets and selling her body. The husband looks at her and not having the heart to tell her that she won’t get any takers he figures she may as well give it a go and find out for herself.

So she heads out onto the street and a few hours later she comes back home.

“So how did it go?” he asks her thinking she stayed out far longer than he thought she would.

“Not too bad. I made $350.50 in 4 hours!” she said with a big c~~~ sucking grin on her face.

“F~~~, that’s not bad. But which bastard gave you 50 cents?” he asked her.

“All of them!” she smiled.

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A wife says to her husband that she wants to dance naked on tables for extra money.

“No f~~~ing way! No wife of mine is going to be a stripper!” he yelled at her.

“And besides, you make more than enough from walking the streets!”

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A man puts his elderly father into a nursing home and is feeling pretty bad about it. The next morning he gets a call from his dad..

“Son, this place is great! This morning I woke up with a hard on and this beautiful busty blonde nurse came in and sucked me dry!”

“Well that’s great Pop, glad it’s working out for you” the son says.

The next morning he gets another call..

“SON! You have to get me out of here! I fell over this morning and this big hill billy orderly picked me up and f~~~ed my arse!” he yelled.

“Well Pop, yesterday you got a head job, you have to take the good with the bad.” he explained.

“Son! You don’t understand! I wake up with an erection once a month, I fall over 3-4 times a day!”

[RoyDalParticipant]

Laugh out loud!!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[numbCruncherParticipant 772]

You say "love is a temple, love the higher law" ...You ask me to enter, but then you make me crawl. And I can't be holding on to what you got, when all you got is hurt

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Funny stuff. Here’s a couple of Rodney Dangerfield (my hero) jokes on the same topic.
“Me and my wife are always arguing about the same thing. Sex and money, sex and money. I tell you, she charges me too much”.
“The other day I bought a used car. I found my wife’s dress in the backseat”.

[HitmanParticipant]

I got a daughter in college. .
She’s majoring in business and psychology..
For 100$ ,
She’ll “blow your mind ”
Hahaha! !!

[Anonymous 12]

Nice follow ups!

@bob – Dangerfield is great, I think this is one of his as well, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 20 years. It seems rude to interrupt!”.

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