SOLO IS Crashing

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

So Han and Lando take orders from a female robot? Haa

[No CountryParticipant 759]

Sky-O wrote:

I finally made it to a theater today to see the Han Solo movie.

Real early showing at 12:15pm

I ate a couple of 100mg Indica caramel chews and slammed a 22oz of Redhook IPA before going in.

I cannot review the movie overall at this point.

But I must say –

I was severely triggered by the relationship between Han Solo and Qi’ra.

It was building up and then it hit me hard when Solo and her were alone and he proudly stated ‘I’m an outlaw. . . .’

And she smiled, touched his face and explained that she knew the real man inside of him and that he is one of the good guys.

I am unable to speak further at this point about it. But fortunately the theater was empty except for a few people sitting up front and I was way in the back.

I felt a tear run down from my right eye.

[Regarding the ‘O’ in my screen name. It is an abbreviation of a word. A long time ago in a galaxy far away, I led a different life. Blue Pill but in defiance of the Empire. And I had no allegiance to any other cause. Fully rogue and unleashed. Except for one entity that had descended upon my unrestrained life as if she were a dark angel. Sent to tame, heal, then just to see how much I could endure: Eventual, destroy the Sky-0. It was late one night as the world rested but we were still awake, embraced in a timeless battle as two bodies merged, in mutual lust, contempt and hatred. Hatred spawn from both of our conscious knowledge that we needed each other but if allowed to continue our union, it would break both of our souls and alter who we were when apart. She called me her outlaw. Not an outlaw – but rather, ‘her’ outlaw and I was. As I type this now, I can still remember that last night with her as vividly as I recall the final scene with Han Solo and Qi’ra. I must go, and rest now. As sleep has been the only escape at times from memories that still haunt my worn and weary mind. The Sky-0 will return at sunrise]

God Damn that was deep!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Looks like SKY OUTLAW had a few IPAs after the film as well. Nice imagination. We’re surrounded by a lot of talented men here at the .com

I want to see this movie too but I’m waiting for Redbox. cheaper that way

[Gravel PitParticipant]

oh yeah, and when you wait for Redbox, its not only cheaper but you can PAUSE for a p~~~ break, yell at the screen, take phone calls etc…

I’m okay with theatre viewing but the tossers are always finger banging their phone while the film is going. I hate that s~~~. This is not your living room you f~~~ers.

I had an incident a theatre last year….. lets just say, many people were not happy with their viewing experience when I corrected a cell phone user and he did not like being corrected (big black guy) and I wasn’t backing down either….

[KevinStylesParticipant 2580]

Ya disney really dropped the ball with The Last Jedi and then they drop this side story off 5 months later, people are still p~~~ed about TLJ. It’s not really a big surprise why it flopped.

Now I like the Han Solo character and was interested in teh whole back story, how he met Chewy and Lando and got the Falcon so I enjoyed the movie aside from that stupid Fembot. Seems every star wars has to have some annoyance in it, used to be jar jar binks, now it’s Fembots. I ignored it and enjoyed the story anyhow. But if you don’t really care about these characters and just want to see the primary story line advance with Jedi’s and light sabers and Vader and what not, Solo’s not a movie for you.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

And low and behold, this is what women think SEXBOTS should look like.

If there was some REALLY SMART marketing, they would turn feminist on this robot, and have them eat their own s~~~ here.

Holy crap. Can you imagine the BACKLASH that a FEMINIST DROID robot backlash?

“Why does she LOOK like a woman?” Etc?

I’m telling you, its the next cringe of the moment right here.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

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