So this bitch just f~~~in assaulted me

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Let me just start off by saying if we weren’t in a crowd of thousands plus 2 of her (and my) friends I would have let her have it. Basically what happened was we had stopped at a festival and were filming a video and she was hiding behind me because she doesn’t like being filmed or whatever. I jokingly said “It’s OK, you’re scared, I get it.” and she f~~~ing headbutted me in the shoulder. I mean, it hurt for a minute (anyone f~~~ing headbutts you, you’re gonna feel it) and I know for a fact that if I had done the same to her, or retaliated in any way, I probably wouldn’t have made it out of that park alive. Anyone else have something similar to this happen to them? I mean, it’s not the first time something like this has happened to me (I got a f~~~ing lit cigarette put out on my neck by some ugly c~~~ years back, and I wanted to retaliate to that too but the coward bitch ran away to her neighbour’s yard) but I just wanted to share my story. A few years ago I would have likely shrugged it off (and in a way, I did, even though I didn’t want to) but it wouldn’t have p~~~ed me off as much as it did. I’m rambling so I’ll stop here but if any of you have similar stories or any better ways of handling it without looking like the bad guy regardless of whether or not you were attacked first I would love to hear it.

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

ScarberianMPTGL wrote:

better ways of handling it without looking like the bad guy

In the cigarette case, immediately call the police, collect witnesses, photograph the injury, charge her ass with assault, then go after her for every f~~~ing thing you can in civil court. If she has any kids, call child protective services to have them removed from her household for their own safety. With any luck she’ll resist arrest and f~~~ her case but good.

And who the f~~~ cares about “looking like the bad guy”? They’re going to call you “the bad guy” no matter what. So you might as well be the bad guy, but be a smart bad guy. Keep everything legal, and use the full blunt force of the law to crush her in every way possible. And if she ever whines, look her right in the eye and explain to her that this is the soft option.

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

sidecar wrote:

In the cigarette case, immediately call the police, collect witnesses, photograph the injury, charge her ass with assault, then go after her for every f~~~ing thing you can in civil court. If she has any kids, call child protective services to have them removed from her household for their own safety. With any luck she’ll resist arrest and f~~~ her case but good.

And who the f~~~ cares about “looking like the bad guy”? They’re going to call you “the bad guy” no matter what. So you might as well be the bad guy, but be a smart bad guy. Keep everything legal, and use the full blunt force of the law to crush her in every way possible. And if she ever whines, look her right in the eye and explain to her that this is the soft option.

Great idea and all, but that cigarette thing was, as I mentioned, years ago. We were both teens back then. And as far as what happened the other day, I live in Gyno Central, and even though there may or may not be any witnesses, the fact still remains that it’s my word against hers, and can you guess whose word they’re gonna believe, or even if they do believe mine, that they’re gonna do anything about it? And you’re right about me being the bad guy no matter what, but I’d still like to think there’s some way of getting out of it relatively unscathed.

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[UntamedParticipant]

Why do you go out or do anything with hoes anyway?
Anyone who tells me they got problems with a weemin because THEY decided to let themselves be lead by the nose by a hoe will not get my sympathy.
MGTOW guys should know better.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[Anonymous 42]

ScarberianMPTGL wrote:

but I’d still like to think there’s some way of getting out of it relatively unscathed.

Don’t you get it? The only way out is DON’T go in! It’s complaining about the big rock that slashed your head while f~~~ing around in an abandon MINE!

Crowds festivals? Lets see? Hmmm….

>>>Drunks<<< a state of emotional compromise with uncontrollable psychopathic tendencies in both men and women (the crowd).

At an average of only 150lbs, and only 300 people, that’s 45,000lbs (22.5 ton) a fully loaded tractor trailer that can do everything from knock down light stanchions to making human ice cubes from a chain link fence.

I developed a healthy fear of stampede when we were chased by buffalo bulls taking a shortcut across their range in the park/zoo, we made it over the fence and the angry bulls were shouldering the industrial fence and we feelt the ground thumping. Our knees were shaking.

I’m even more wary of firetraps that are created by panic stricken people, they’ll clog a doorway with bodies rather than throw a table through a plate glass window like the Rhode Island nightclub tragedy, people were all locked together from their own combine weight in a confined space. Not one of them had the frame of mind to save themselves, they sure weren’t thinking about saving anyone else.

I’m not saying all crowds are deadly, I’m only saying beware of the dangers, take precaution.

I also count the number of seats to the emergency exit door on every flight, you don’t need to be bumping around in thick black smoke holding your breath looking for an exit that your eyes can’t see, while I’m climbing over seat backs counting my seats to safety, others are jamming the isles going both ways at the same time and getting nowhere.

Back when women had no rights they respected an feared men, a healthy fear and respect, the same fear and respect we have for each other.

Now they live to provoke, chastise, tease, and torture us like wild animals on the other side of this fence we call the law. A new breed of men have been let loose in this compound and they brought their cultural torches to cut the fence to shreds and beat these wayward women back into submission. It’s about to become a totally different scene for the multitudes of these arrogant taunting women.

I’m not watching the game, I’m controlling it……

[Anonymous 5]

The bottom line is women think they’re bullet proof when it comes to dealing with men, and they mostly are, and all women know it.

There’s countless videos on Youtube amply demonstrating their unbridled physical and verbal aggression because they know they’ll get away with it.

One of the best illustrations is a woman who is/was a doubly sacred cow because she was native american (Navajo) as well.
It’s clear from her supremely arrogant behaviour she’s been conditioned to believe she can do anything and not suffer consequences like the rest of us.

She was reported for shoplifting and her response was to come at an officer with a pair of scissors in her hands, despite being repeatedly asked to stop.
Notice in the commentary they were described as a “small” scissors, not scissors, and that the officer’s actions were “strictly” legal, not legal.
It shows that even after death, people had excuses for her and were outraged, despite violently resisting arrest and then coming at the officer with a deadly weapon.
Bullet proof woman not so bullet proof

[experiencedParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Bullet proof woman not so bullet proof

Swift justice. Fantastic. No wasted court time etc.

Every bitch can assault you, that’s why I interact with them as much as possible.(yes, sarcasm)

“ALL Interactions With Women Made Simple”=”The only winning move is not to play.”
If it’s any consolation, it bothers the living eff out of them when you 100.00% ignore them. So by ignoring them, you have won.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Next time, look her in the eye and tell her to never touch you again. My sister in law likes to hit when she gets upset or someone cracks a joke about her. I got punched in the arm once by her at a family get-together. I stood in front of her, looked her square in the eye with everyone watching and listening and said “Don’t ever touch me again, do you understand me?”

She took the hint and hasn’t hit me since. If you have to be around women, keep your cool and let your body language do the talking.

[Anonymous 42]

That was a perfect time to use a taser, too bad for her she got shot. I would never charge or rush a cop! But then again I’m not a psychotic c~~~ with a pair of scissors charging a COP! I don’t think I would have shot her center of mass 5 times, one in the thigh and continue to step back, then another in the other thigh if she continued her attack, in other words I would have slowly torn her apart with every shot, way more fun!

Just kidding, that was said to get any female lurkers to have a c~~~ fart…

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

ScarberianMPTGL wrote:

Great idea and all, but that cigarette thing was, as I mentioned, years ago.

I’m talking about future incidents. Forewarned is forearmed.

I specifically mentioned the cigarette butt incident because that’s a case where you have a clear injury and evidence to show police. Also women who do s~~~ like that tend to react badly to police when they show up, which also helps your case.

In the matter of the woman headbutting you, there’s a phrase you might consider learning: “I’m sorry. I didn’t see you there.” You say it as you offer her a hand up after accidentally smashing her ass down to the ground.

[narwhalParticipant]

I am with Steeb on this. Look her in the eye and tell her something as simple as “Don’t do that”. You are not a bad guy for telling someone not to head butt you.

You can step up your warning as needed. Do not threat retaliation, let her guess how you will react if she tries that again.

Do not ever retaliate unless self defense is required or someone else is likely to get injured. Your recourse is to either walk away, or, if severe enough and you have evidence, take it to the police.

Ok. Then do it.

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

I can tell you it’s very easy to offend/p~~~ off a woman. I don’t know why you hang around with those kind of women. I never had a woman ever attempt to hit me other than with martial arts. Even a woman with a knife knew better than try to stab me.

Also you should respect a person’s privacy. Personally I think you asked for it.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[hansmolemanParticipant 194]

Either stop hanging out with women or chill out. Girls do this kind of s~~~ all the time. Your title made it sound like some random bitch on the street assaulted you. Its somebody you know. She thought she was being cute.

Its not right, but then again you have the option of not hanging out with this c~~~. Don’t lose your s~~~.

[VarunParticipant 2981]

Samsquanch wrote:

Next time, look her in the eye and tell her to never touch you again. My sister in law likes to hit when she gets upset or someone cracks a joke about her. I got punched in the arm once by her at a family get-together. I stood in front of her, looked her square in the eye with everyone watching and listening and said “Don’t ever touch me again, do you understand me?”

She took the hint and hasn’t hit me since. If you have to be around women, keep your cool and let your body language do the talking.

I love this. They sure get scared…. even more so if you do it in a room full of people. Not everything can be taken fr granted; if you do something to me and I don’t ike it, you better stop.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Yeah, you guys have a point, I’ll try to remember this stuff in the future should it come up again. And I guess I should have just up and left the car when I heard she was going to be coming with us, but otherwise it’s not like I had much of a choice. I don’t hang out with this woman on a regular basis, and it’s never my idea to suggest her hang out with us. I’ll remember this advice. And one other thing, it wasn’t me doing the filming, and I never even suggested she go on camera, I just made light fun of her. I should have said all this from the start, but I didn’t want it to go much longer.

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Anonymous wrote:

Bullet proof woman not so bullet proof

If you attack a cop as a man and you get shot dead then you won’t get sympathy for it rather you would get called a dumbass. Also if you go and attack a cop don’t use a f~~~ing scissor but use a equal or superior weapon to his own so you actually have a f~~~ing chance.

Now since it was a lady they now have white knights supporting her because of vagina for that horrible attempt of a murder.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[Anonymous 7]

Ive only hate a girl threaten to beat me up over text. I asked her if it was going to be on a bed. She said no and then I told her to f~~~ off.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Anonymous wrote:

Ive only hate a girl threaten to beat me up over text. I asked her if it was going to be on a bed. She said no and then I told her to f~~~ off.

Hahahahaha

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

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