So Many Women

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5704]

So many women, so many names
The same old faces, the same old games

Oh Pam, I ate your clam
It was such a sham

Oh Teresa, you were such a teaser
I could never please ya

Oh Susan, I tried to be your man
But I don’t think anyone can

Oh Joy, you were so coy
But it was all such a ploy

Oh Em, you shone like a gem
But now your someone else’s problem

Oh Julie, I thought you were the one for me
But you were everybody’s in a bukkake

Oh Kate, it was hate at first sight

Oh Penny, so pretty
But your mouth was sh*tty

Oh Jade, I knew your lust would fade
It was such a mascarade

Oh Sarah, you were never the fairer

Oh Kay, it wasn’t what you did, but what you say
That made me run away

Oh Bruna, you were such as luna……tic
You swallowed the bottle like you swallowed d*ck

Oh Marta, you thought you were smarter

Oh Dee, you’re toothless grin made you look snappy

Oh Lou, it was never you
Always me….too

Oh Sonya from Bahrain
You were the rain on my windowpane

Oh Denise, you had a tattoo that stated you hated the police

Oh Sharon, you had a diet full of pastry bun
Now you weigh a ton

Oh Marie, you were the one for me
Fatty

Oh Abigail, I didn’t know what to except
You made me your pet
That chased his own tail

Oh Mia, I never saw you shed a tear
Except when I was near

Oh Charlotte, you were so hot
Yet so cold, that I’ve never forgot

Oh Elizabeth, you took away my breath
A bit like death

Oh Grace, you couldn’t stand my face
Is that why you carry mace?

Oh Ella, you were like caramella
Soft on the inside and hard on the outside
A bit like Formaldehyde

Oh Claire, you remind me of nipple hair
ANNOYING!

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