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Anonymous12I didn’t plan on going to one tonight, haven’t been to one for a couple of years but they were handing out free passes and as I was on my break and the club was close I figured why not. I didn’t expect too much as the two women handing them out were really average looking one a little chubby with cellulite thighs and the other way too thin.
So I walked in and found the other women in the place pretty average as well, everyone has different tastes but to me they were 5’s to maybe a couple of 7’s at best. Anyway I sit at one end of the bar waiting for service and one of the uglier and older strippers approach me she starts to talk to me and is interrupted by her friend which I thought was pretty funny, Cash Blocked as it were lol. I make my escape to the other end and order a drink, the club was pretty empty Thursday night and all, a poker game happening with a topless card dealer, her breasts are so fake they actually looked like plastic stick ons to me.
Soon another woman approaches, she is all flirty, touching me she is ok looking Asian, nice enough but I am here for the first time and just watching, she chats for a bit and then leaves after I decline her offer of a lap dance, the bartender walks past she is easily the best looking woman in the house and yet she is still overall a good average, a blonde stripper approaches, tattooed and geeky type with black rimmed glasses, we chat and again her hands are on my shoulders and she is grinding against me a bit. I don’t need to pay for a lap dance she is giving me one for free!
We chat for maybe 5 minutes, she asks if I would like a lap dance, she knows this is my first time in this club so I play dumb, I ask her what that involves, she asks if I have had one before, I tell her no I haven’t. She explains the deal she gets naked blah blah, she is already practically naked anyway just in a g string and bra, I ask how much this is and she tells me $100, I nearly fall over, I don’t know how long lap dances in this place go for but $100 seems really steep to me, where I live $130 will buy you 30 mins of actual sex and oral at a brothel so I am thinking this price is just over the top. She looks at me and senses I am unimpressed, since this is my “first” lap dance she drops the price to $50, I withdrew $50 before I walked in and I spent 5 of that on a drink. I’m not interested anyway.
So I walk out and I have to admit I feel quite proud about myself, the blonde grinding against me did make me hard but my senses were in tact and I took control, she is trying to impress me, she wants my money, my attention, she needed to work harder, her touching me was annoying, if I can’t touch her than she can’t touch me but I accepted it as I knew I would decline her in the end.
I was bored and yet it was interesting enough from a MGTOW perspective.
There’s a whole PUA course on stripper game. If anyone’s interested I can dig up who that was and point you in that direction. The core idea is to shake them of the idea that you are one of their customer. You use the same language they do, acknowledge the fact that they have to actually pay $100 or more up front per night just to start working, so they’re already in the hole (so to speak) before your cash even comes into play. The fact that it’s a pay-for-play situation is a given.
Most of them have other ambitions outside the club so if you cater to those is helps set you apart, all the while basically ignoring their sexuality, and even helping them scope out their best prospects among the other patrons for getting the lapdance. “I’m pretty sure that guy over there is an IT pro – play to his ego and sense of importance and he’ll hand over all his cash.” That kind of thing.
What’s great about strip clubs is that if you deal with the girls on this level, many of them will come and sit on your lap for extended periods when things are slow. I do this before I go on dates – there are few things in the world more seductive to a woman than the scent of another woman on a romantic potential. It engages multiple base evolutionary mating triggers.
I tell the dancers(always call them this and never strippers – even if they use the term themselves) that that’s why I’m there and that I don’t like lap dances because I don’t like to be teased. I’ve had more than one tell me that it doesn’t have to be a tease, but that’s a different discussion.
In all, I like the clubs because it’s an interesting social experiment, you get to hold beautiful women in your arms, and you walk away with their scent all over you. Just remember to respect the fact that they are there to earn a living and have to pay up front for the chance to do so. When all is said and done the average stripper earns about $22/hr as a national average – not exactly FU money.
"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,
I NEVER let these wpmen sot on my lap. I picked up a fungal infection on my leg. Look but do not touch. Just live porn modeling to me.
Damn dude – where you been hanging out? Were you wearing shorts or something? That’s one thing here in Seattle – at even the sleaziest strip clubs the girls keep themselves clean.
I’ve been hanging in them off and on fairly regularly depending on my dating/FWB situation for years and never had a problem. Never picked up so much as a cold and I have around a dozen women sit with me every time I go. Try a more upscale club.
"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,
Do not touch strippers. I had a stripper f~~~ my finger. I was too drunk to stop her until it was too late. People were asking what that stinky smell was. Holy s~~~, strippers are nasty.
"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle
Anonymous12There’s a whole PUA course on stripper game. If anyone’s interested I can dig up who that was and point you in that direction. The core idea is to shake them of the idea that you are one of their customer. You use the same language they do, acknowledge the fact that they have to actually pay $100 or more up front per night just to start working, so they’re already in the hole (so to speak) before your cash even comes into play. The fact that it’s a pay-for-play situation is a given. Most of them have other ambitions outside the club so if you cater to those is helps set you apart, all the while basically ignoring their sexuality, and even helping them scope out their best prospects among the other patrons for getting the lapdance. “I’m pretty sure that guy over there is an IT pro – play to his ego and sense of importance and he’ll hand over all his cash.” That kind of thing. What’s great about strip clubs is that if you deal with the girls on this level, many of them will come and sit on your lap for extended periods when things are slow. I do this before I go on dates – there are few things in the world more seductive to a woman than the scent of another woman on a romantic potential. It engages multiple base evolutionary mating triggers. I tell the dancers(always call them this and never strippers – even if they use the term themselves) that that’s why I’m there and that I don’t like lap dances because I don’t like to be teased. I’ve had more than one tell me that it doesn’t have to be a tease, but that’s a different discussion. In all, I like the clubs because it’s an interesting social experiment, you get to hold beautiful women in your arms, and you walk away with their scent all over you. Just remember to respect the fact that they are there to earn a living and have to pay up front for the chance to do so. When all is said and done the average stripper earns about $22/hr as a national average – not exactly FU money.
Yeah I would be interested in reading the course material.
I found I was pretty much doing that stuff anyway, I wasn’t staring at their breasts or even looking at them really, keeping face and eye contact while we chatted, I asked them stuff about themselves etc The music being stupidly loud made it hard but at the same time means you have to lean into each other.
The blonde one was telling me about how they have to pay a certain amount to work in the club. I did think of saying something like that about the lap dances but as I was on a break didn’t want to invest too much time in it.
The social experiment is rather interesting, having women approach instead of waiting for you to approach them is quite different in itself.
If I were to give one piece of advice I would say don’t allow your hormones to rule your mind, stay cool and calm and you will get more free attention than if you throw money about. I once saw that happen in a club a guy gave his whole wallets contents to a stripper and she couldn’t get off the table quickly enough when he showed her he didn’t have any more cash. It was just really cold and woke me up to the whole game very fast, luckily I was still new at it so I never wasted much money on them.
Damn WTF kind of clubs are you guys hanging out in? The floor moms here would never let girls out with the customers if they had a noticeable odor – no way no how. You mentioned being drunk – do they serve alcohol at the clubs you go to? I wonder if that makes a difference.
Here in WA, there’s no alcohol allowed in any strip club – period. The tradeoff is that the dancers are allowed to be completely nude and even touch themselves “down there” while they’re up on stage. We’re not talking vibrators or penetration here, but enough that there’s nothing left to you imagination.
They also have to step up their game since the lack of alcohol means they can’t rely on impaired inhibitions/judgement to separate customers from their hard earned cash. There’s a lot of competition on the floor and any girl that comes off as nasty/skanky would just be wasting the $100 – $130 “house fee” they have to pay up front just to get in the door.
I’m honestly interested – do you guys know if the girls have to pay up front to start working at the clubs where you’ve encountered the nasty ones?
"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,
Anonymous12Damn WTF kind of clubs are you guys hanging out in? The floor moms here would never let girls out with the customers if they had a noticeable odor – no way no how. You mentioned being drunk – do they serve alcohol at the clubs you go to? I wonder if that makes a difference. Here in WA, there’s no alcohol allowed in any strip club – period. The tradeoff is that the dancers are allowed to be completely nude and even touch themselves “down there” while they’re up on stage. We’re not talking vibrators or penetration here, but enough that there’s nothing left to you imagination. They also have to step up their game since the lack of alcohol means they can’t rely on impaired inhibitions/judgement to separate customers from their hard earned cash. There’s a lot of competition on the floor and any girl that comes off as nasty/skanky would just be wasting the $100 – $130 “house fee” they have to pay up front just to get in the door. I’m honestly interested – do you guys know if the girls have to pay up front to start working at the clubs where you’ve encountered the nasty ones?
I’m in Australia, strip clubs serve alcohol although I am not sure if the strippers drink or not. I have never noticed a stripper stink as such but I do recall one that had really terrible breath.
The strippers down here take it all off and spread their legs to reveal all. It can vary as to opening their pussies up or not though. Most of the clubs require the women to pay to work in them which I guess makes them keen to flirt with the patrons to recoup their money and go back into the black.
We also have peep show places and lots of legalized brothels so there is a lot of competition and quite often a brothel will work out cheaper and better value in the end.
Morlock –
I will try to dig it up. I’m at work now so running a google search for “stripper game” probably isn’t a great idea. You can do one though and I’d be happy to confirm – I don’t remember the guy’s name who did it, but I’ll recognise the details if you post them.
"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,
Anonymous12Biggvs- I found a few articles all much the same, make yourself appear different from the typical customer, don’t sit in the front row, don’t ogle, get her talking about her passions etc. Never pay for a lap dance, all that kind of thing. The only name or partial name I saw was Sasha in one of the articles by lines. No rush with the links whenever you get a chance.
There’s no floor moms in Ontario, Canada strip bars. It was during the after noon. I had sinus congestion so I couldn’t smell it. It’s a good thing I met her at the strip club because later on I saw her and her sister at a dance club. They ask me to drive them home and I refused.
I had a stripper that used to hit on me when I used to be a cashier. I didn’t know she was a stripper because I stopped going, she told me.
"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle
Oh yeah I forgot to mention in Ontario, Canada it’s against the law to touch, depending on the city or town some allow some touching. Honestly there isn’t that many attractive strippers anymore, it’s a dying industry. Yes every strip bar I went to served alcohol. Cam girls where the money is the top cam girl makes about 1 million dollars. :O
"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle
CC – sorry to hear the strip scene sucks so bad up there. If you find yourself out Seattle way sometime, I’d be happy to take you to some of great places we have here.
Touching is most definitely allowed here as long as it is initiated by the girl – which it often is. Here we have “Private VIP rooms” which are rented in 15 minute increment$ where pretty much anything goes depending on the girl. The girl basically makes little/nothing on the first 15-30 minutes but then beaucoup buck$ if you stay longer, so she has a very strong motivation to do everything you want to keep you there.
These are of course optional and what I know is mostly from asking other guys who have tried it.
Bottom line: If you go from 4-7pm, admission is free, but still one (non-alc) drink minimum, so you’re at ten bucks. For that you get to sit back, watch some gorgeous girls with no clothes dance on stage and them come and sit on your lap. I may be GMOW, but I still find something very comforting and ego boosting about holding a beautiful girl in my arms, even if she’s just looking for a payout. At the end of the night, I feel much more fulfilled than if I spent the same money at a movie theater, plus my clothes carry a scent which seems to measurably increase my success in pickup. Maybe it’s all just in my head and it’s just the confidence boost that’s making the difference, but all that matter is that it works and I have a lot of fun.
I personally have fairly serious issues with rejection, and the rejection rates in Seattle are absurdly high. May partially explain why we have one of the highest male suicide rates in the country(world even?). I can go to a place where beautiful women will sit on my lap wearing almost nothing and let me massage their legs while they rub my shoulders. Mercenary motivations aside, I find that this pretty much completely cancels out the negative effects of previous rejections, so I consider it extremely cheap therapy.
"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,
People were asking what that stinky smell was.
Such is the smell of a strong independant woman, you oppressive s~~~lord.
More seriously, I wouldn’t touch one of these whores, even with a shovel.
It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.
$100 for a lap dance.
Once the MGTOW Revolution takes over. Those sluts will be giving blow jobs (with facials) for $20 and a pack of Top Ramen.
$100 for a lap dance. Once the MGTOW Revolution takes over. Those sluts will be giving blow jobs (with facials) for $20 and a pack of Top Ramen.
Agreed. I never get strip clubs… why on earth would anyone pay money to get frustrated by one of these charming ladies!
Strip clubs are boring, nobody talks about going to strip clubs anymore, I’m surprised they still in business. 100 bucks? If I’m paying 100 bucks, thrn she can get tested for stds, then if everything turns out good, she can give me a blowjob. Lap dance is the most OVERRATED ACTIVITY, no touch rule, seriously f~~~ off then.
Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.
It’s easy to pick up a woman, sure you will be rejected however if you know what to do you can get a higher success rate. I can teach most men how to pick up a woman. Btw RooshV is an amature.
"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle
Anonymous12$100 for a lap dance. Once the MGTOW Revolution takes over. Those sluts will be giving blow jobs (with facials) for $20 and a pack of Top Ramen.
Agreed. I never get strip clubs… why on earth would anyone pay money to get frustrated by one of these charming ladies!
Strip clubs are boring, nobody talks about going to strip clubs anymore, I’m surprised they still in business. 100 bucks? If I’m paying 100 bucks, thrn she can get tested for stds, then if everything turns out good, she can give me a blowjob. Lap dance is the most OVERRATED ACTIVITY, no touch rule, seriously f~~~ off then.
I totally agree, without the free pass I would not have paid to enter that is for sure. It was just something different to do on my break. And yes I was very bored and so were the women who were mostly talking among themselves and I think they almost outnumbered the men.
The $100 lap dance fee was just crazy, the last time I had one was a couple of years back and it was only $20 but this club is new so who knows what they are thinking or doing. I don’t pay to get teased and I hate that buyers remorse feeling when it ends and you realize you just paid for nothing to happen.
Anonymous11My city’s strip clubs suck so badly you’d get more entertainment value out of throwing 200 1 dollar bills one at a time into a camp fire.
LOL. It must really vary depending on state/province. It’s not too bad here in Sea town. You just have to watch your wallet and not get tempted to spend money for nothing. $100 or $200 for lapdances is ridiculous. The higher end clubs here have posted right on the sign at the door that lap dances are $20. Period.
I’ve been to clubs where the girls offered to do a lot more than dance for $100 – $120, and $200 would probably get you anal if that’s your thing. All done in a darkened back corner in a private couch booth thingy. You can look back there and see the girls heads moving up and down and it’s obvious that they’re doing more than dancing.
"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,
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