So I says to her….

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

This weekend I decided to hit up a booty call and see if she was DTF. Turns out she was, and after a nice dinner, and wine that she paid for, we got our groove on.

We were at my place because her brother is staying at her house and I personally prefer banging in my own realm.

So there I am, lying in bed with a blonde russian divorcee in her early forties – she’s in contact with the wall, but still cute and with a nice bod.

My place is filled with all the evidence of my interests and hobbies. A lab grade microscope in one corner(for examining/restoring ancient artifacts among other uses – a hobby of mine), cords of all kind for my network and various USB devices, black powder rifle, salmon rig, parrot drone, assorted power and hand tools, musical instruments, you know……*home*.

And she says to me: “There is too much clutter. You’ll never get a woman to live with you with all this stuff lying around.”

I turned and looked her straight in the eye, gently smiled, and with a slow, deliberate nod said:

“Exactly.”

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Love it. I’d thumb you up twice for this one if I could.

You sound like me. While my living area is manly, comfortable and relatively sparse, my “play room” is full of the evidence of my hobbies… guns on the wall, drone parts, telescope gear, camp equipment, pinball machine, hydroponics rig, PlayStation, motorcycle helmets… clearly there is no room for a woman in my life and when they come over, they know it.

[OldBillParticipant]

Perfect comeback, absolutely perfect. I dropped something similar several years ago over a toothbrush. The woman in question had tried the old “I’ll just leave this here so I can use it…” trick and got snippy when I told her to pack it back in her purse.

“You won’t have too many overnight guests thinking that way.” she sniffed.

“That’s the idea.” I said.

She then switched to the all-too-usual “My feelings are hurt.” bulls~~~ shaming tactic only to find herself out the door with her toothbrush. Stupid bitch.

I like how that Russian divorcee referred to all your hobby equipment as “clutter”. Because things like a microscope, blackpowder rifle, musical instruments, tools and a drone are just like the figurines, scented candles, dream catchers, “tchotchkes”, and other useless crap women cram into their rooms and houses.

Hell, a stupid bitch once complained I had too many books.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

Turns out she was, and after a nice dinner, and wine that she paid for, we got our groove on.

Did she willingly pay for dinner or did you tell her to?

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[Anonymous 18]

….. Clutter as opposed to ‘tastefully matching, welcoming, feminine energy, debt-ridden warmth’ that makes a man feel sterile and constant reminder to hate on his single friends.

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[TheQuietManParticipant 13]

Beautiful response. 10/10

Never let someone guilt trip you for having hobbies – if they’re dishing out that vibe, it’s because they’re insecure about not having anything interesting of their own to share.

[HitmanParticipant]

well played , well played .

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

It was a fairly even split. I got dinner and she got a very nice bottle of port(my fav).

That’s pretty much the only terms I roll on when dating. I’ll get dinner if she gets entertainment and/or booze. The reason I like that is that I do have fairly expensive taste in restaurants and I’m ok with paying a little extra. Usually when I say up front let’s split dinner, or go the other way around and have her pay for dinner and I’ll get the entertainment etc, we end up at Applebees or Dennys or some s~~~ like that, and I just got sick of it.

To me, it’s a small price to pay to get to eat where I want to on a date. If I end up having to suffer bad company, at least I want a good meal.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

Textbook!

I raise my beer to You Sir!

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

so good 🙂 lovely

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