So… 2.14?

[Anonymous 42]

@rennie the Allison aircraft engine is best suited for modified tractor pulls (grounded where it belongs).

@rainydaykid, try snowmobiling, it’s really hard to get road rash!

@soulMan, I think you would like snowmobiling, it’s got that stretch your face back feel, and lots of traction. I was tempted to take mine to Daytona Beach, and race motorcycles! I know I’d be an odd ball, but surely they would p~~~ there pants and choke on my blue smoke!

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

@mg-tower – thanks for the vid man!  I didn’t realize a snowmobile could travel on water!   I hope his engine wasn’t trashed when he submerged it.

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Anonymous 42]

Yea man, traction like nothing else! I used do back-country in the green Mnts. National forest, the new sleds are sick, my 800rev 160Hp And yes I have hydroplaned, But not f~~~ing around like this guy, the water was freezing.
3 guys did this on the Connecticut river for over 2 miles, one guy went under and drown, the other two made it back onto the Ice. Checkout this sick pup….https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM_-Ur7Pato

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

That is a ‘pucker-factor’ of about 10 right there!!!  Holy s~~~!!

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

Guys, I was born on Feb 14, 1963.  I have loathed that fact for many years. Now my birthday has a whole new meaning for me. I think from this point on I will look forward to my birthday. Happy MGTOW day!

ROSES ARE RED AND ROMANCE IS DEAD

 

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

I would add to the toys-to-try list the new jet skis. Before you start laughing, the new jet skis from Sea-Doo and others have 1500cc engines with superchargers on them. 265 HP right from the showroom floor with no modifications except super unleaded gas from regular gas station (high compression engine). There is a video on youtube of one in a canal running alongside a road where there is a Ferrari F40. Someone drops a flag and they both take off. O-40mph, the jet ski gets there first. I have one and can say the thrill is 98% as much as my hayabusa, but only about 2% of the risk. Make the same mistake on a jet ski that will send you to the hospital or cemetery on the motorcycle… and about all that happens is that you get bell rung a little and embarrassed if anyone happens to be watching.

The best possible ride for a jet ski, (believe it or not) is Galveston Bay. Yeah, yeah… stop laughing again. The rivers nearby are muddy, so the water is brown. The sand is also brown. The coasts of that bay are lined with oil tank farms, refineries and other industrial installations. But the view and the ride are two different things…

Galveston Bay is situated between the port of Houston 40 miles inland and the gulf of Mexico. The port was originally in Galveston, but that made it too vulnerable to hurricanes, so it was moved to Houston. To get in and out of Houston, tanker ships have to cross the bay, but the bay is too shallow for modern ships. So, an underwater trench has been dredged in the bottom of it to make it about 50-60 feet deep. The channel is straight and lined with bouys on the surface so that ships can see where it is. It is barely wide enough for two ships to pass.

The point of all this is that if you take a jet ski to the eastern tip of Galveston island and wait, you can see tankers 600 feet long leaving the port of Houston from about 30 miles away. As they pass the island on their way to the gulf, the channel makes a 15 degree turn. When the back end of a 600 ft long ship going 24 miles an hour and drawing 30 feet of water under the surface …swings out to make this turn, the stern wake it creates forms a wall of water 6-8 feet tall and about a quarter mile long. They are big enough to be seen on google earth satellite shots extending out from the ships in the bay. Typically, there are 1 or 2 more similarly sized swells directly behind it.

If you line up at a 90 degree angle to the face of the wave, and hit it directly square at about 30-40 miles an hour, the jet ski will fly the distance to the back of the next wave in the wake set…  Best strategy is to approach across the bay at around 20-25 mph and then, when you are at that last 20-30 feet before reaching the wave, (when you’re staring at a black wall of water that you can’t see over and you start thinking you want your mommy…)  that’s when you do a quick scan for the coast guard (as the legality of this is questionable) then open full throttle, tighten grip, and pray… 😛

Somebody explain to me how to post a pic to this thread and I’ll show you what happens next…

 

 

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[Anonymous 42]

@brainpilot is there any chance you can do an alioop skip off the side of a tanker, like a ski-area terrain park Super half-pipe.. I’d be willing to at least try, think of the “CLANG” you could get off all steel! My longest “AIR” lasted about 3+ seconds, and I started to roll to the back seat (BAD) 25ft high, 55mph, I was lucky a snow drift was in the landing zone, otherwise “splat”, we call the snow around here “New England Concrete” it breaks bones and can give you ice rash…

Brain pilioliot, I had success posting video by copying it from the address bar and pasting it directly into the this box on Text tab (upper right)not Visual tab. Make sure you post it after all your writing (html) I think the html diss-allows space for the picture and results in a blue hyperlink, I’ve added the custom signature and lost the ability to set pictures and video, I think if I hit Enter enough times, it will create the necessary space for the video box. Hope this helps, I’m still learning the quarks.

@harpomason, You’re a MGTOW birthday boy, be honored! my pills are red, and violent are you, I wish you were dead, and your girlfriends too….

@unencumbered, that’s a ball sack stretcher! I did something similar (not on water)I landed hard and my body rolled over the
hood, and the sled rolled over me! Fun times!

[Anonymous 42]

Hey Brain, It worked, I used Enter to create enough room for the picture, and apparently it worked, hope this helps…Cheers!

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

@SoulMan:  Hey!  I just now saw your post about you coming to Phoenix!  Welcome, or…should I say Bienvanidos!   Speaking Spanish here has it’s advantages…

I gotta tell you though, since you stated that you wanted to relocate here:  the three months of summer are akin to stepping into a paint-dry booth (for a car).   If you can stand that – you will LOVE it here.   Well…. that and … there isn’t much green…. it is mostly brown… but if you like the desert, WELCOME!!

Seriously, I have been here my whole life so (sadly I admit) I really don’t know other, more picturesque parts of the good ‘ol US of A.

I never get tired of shoveling sunshine!  Just make damn sure your A/C is up for the challenge of summer!

—-

Now to add to my list of MGTOW-dos (instead of Honey-dos) – work on that Unix script to GREP the MGTOW data base for any occurrence of @unencumbered  – I am JUST KIDDING KeyMaster! 

I am not a hacker.  More like a hack.  Or… sense I am now sex-less….  a wanker (ha ha ha!!).   The dates are cheap and the conversations are all one-sided (ha ha).

Hey – I see a future offshoot possibility….  MGTOW Monks!!

 

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Krab_Ass wrote:

@SoulMan: Hey! I just now saw your post about you coming to Phoenix! Welcome, or…should I say Bienvanidos! Speaking Spanish here has it’s advantages… I gotta tell you though, since you stated that you wanted to relocate here: the three months of summer are akin to stepping into a paint-dry booth (for a car). If you can stand that – you will LOVE it here. Well…. that and … there isn’t much green…. it is mostly brown… but if you like the desert, WELCOME!! Seriously, I have been here my whole life so (sadly I admit) I really don’t know other, more picturesque parts of the good ‘ol US of A. I never get tired of shoveling sunshine! Just make damn sure your A/C is up for the challenge of summer! —- Now to add to my list of MGTOW-dos (instead of Honey-dos) – work on that Unix script to GREP the MGTOW data base for any occurrence of @unencumbered – I am JUST KIDDING KeyMaster! I am not a hacker. More like a hack. Or… sense I am now sex-less…. a wanker (ha ha ha!!). The dates are cheap and the conversations are all one-sided (ha ha). Hey – I see a future offshoot possibility…. MGTOW Monks!!

Yeah, I’ve already been out to and back from Phoenix.  Don’t worry…I live in Dallas where the summers can reach 105-110 with 90%+ humidity.  It’s f~~~ing miserable.  Our summers tend to be a hell of a lot longer too followed by some pretty damn p~~~y winters.  It’s usually either one extreme or the other here.  I must say I did LOVE Phoenix though.  I am pretty much sold on it at this point.  I just have a few logistical things to figure out with employment, child, and money with child being the biggest concern of the 3.  I also LOVE the fact that Arizona respects the 2nd amendment so much.  I packed the whole time I was there and not one soul batted an eye or said a word.  Carrying a gun there is simply no big deal.  The streets did NOT run with blood and everyone I met was as nice and polite as could be.  It was a pretty stark contrast to Dallas.  I’m gettin’ the f~~~ out of Big D (again) and never coming back.  F~~~ this place and the ankle-deep fat whores who infest it!

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

at soulman: are you using Mac computer? how did you load pic of ‘busa onto thread above?

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[GoneGaltParticipant 361]

Oh, this is too good an opportunity to let pass!!! lol – this sweepstakes is a one-time entry, fellows, why not let them know how YOU’RE going to celebrate it IMD-style??

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Enter now for a chance to win a $100 Gift Card to Sierra Trading Post. To enter, leave a comment below telling us your ideal Valentine’s Day Date or Valentine’s Gift.

Here was my post:

GoneGalt February 4, 2015 at 8:56 am

My ideal Valentine’s date would be for me to go to a real man’s restaurant, a steakhouse, by myself and spend all my money on a big, juicy ribeye perfectly cooked to medium rare with a huge baked potato, preceeded by a couple of single malt scotches and 6 jumbo shrimp bacon-wrapped and grilled for the appetizer. I wouldn’t have to spend the money on a woman who expects it because it’s ‘her’ day – well, if it’s her day let her pay for it. I mean, women are equal now, right, so doesn’t that mean she should pay for it? Nope, MGTOW is the way to go – celebrate International MGTOW day on February 14.

/forums/topic/so-2-14/

[Solid SnakeParticipant 255]

I meant to quote someone and I accidentally reported their post, so my bad admins ignore that s~~~ if you get messaged about it.

What 14/2 means to me is the anniversary of the day I totalled my f~~~ing brand new car with less than 1000km on the clock in an accident on the freeway.

Thank f~~~ for insurance.

[Anonymous 11]

Since we’re only one week away from International MGTOW Day, I’ve decided to celebrate with my final bottle of Crown Royal XR edition made from the last barrels from their Waterloo distillery and firing up the certified anti-chick flick “The Outlaw Josey Wales” on my main screen.  I’ve been waiting for two years for the right occasion to crack open the seal of that bottle of whiskey which I’d never let any woman even sniff.

[Anonymous 14]

Soul Man Now those are some sexy beasts right there! Especially the ZX 14

Been planning to get myself a ZX-14R for ages now. Someday I will I know. The metallic matte carbon one. /drool

Expert advice – Busa or ZX 14?

 

[Gone SurfingParticipant 216]

MGTOW day present for myself already purchased.

A new pair of wetsuit boots to keep my feet warm as the water here is a pleasant 9’c or 48 f. Plus a new pair of ear plus as no one needs surfers ear in their life.

Enjoy your day fellas.

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

This year, I got an Assault.  LOL

I bought it and rebuilt the engine.  Where I live, Assault is good.  Here is a stock photo of what I’m talking about…2010 RMK Assault 800!   No more getting stuck for me.  When u live in the f~~~in’ snow, you need to improvise to keep your sanity by driving insane toys.

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[…Spectator 1165]

Matt for the win!!! Love his s~~~ man.

Women love that bulls~~~.

• “EVERYONE is special”.
• “We are all equal”.
• “I want him to make me feel SPECIAL on Feb 14th”.

said a c~~~ online. f~~~ u said the http://www.mgtow.com special ops comedy team. uh, not so fast missy, you have a lot of explaining to do right now. 22 hours left until the big lebowski here.

Cheers!

[MentalKennyParticipant 2]

I’m treating myself to some kratom tea and a good smoke. I’m starting work again so I have to enjoy every moment of lazyness I can allow myself.

 

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