Smurfs

[SOLI2DEParticipant 745]

I was on theRedPill Reddit earlier and a poster suggested blue pill guys be called smurfs(antonym to Chad). I thought it made a lot of sense given that the whole village white knights for Smurfette and even tho Poppa Smurf had a red hat and red pants he still wasn’t taking the red ?. It’s all in good fun but I may use the term from now on being that I used to be one ever consuming smurf-berries(blue pills) and chasing Smurfette(oneitis). Just a thought I wanted to share guys. Credit to OneInAZillion for coining the term n

“Do not give your strength to women, nor your ways to that which destroys kings.” -Proverbs 31:3-

[chirParticipant]

What do you call a smurf after his divorce?

Blended Smurf.

Be sure to get him a smurf shooter at a bar.
Yes they are disgusting.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Anonymous 1]

What we dont see is red Smurf chad, b~~~~ deep in smurfette 5 times a week.

[xlrsnbrgParticipant 1786]

So that’s why smurfette always has a blue waffle?

A man shouldn't make his life's objective to be on the side of the majority, but to avoid finding himself in the ranks of the insane. (Marcus Aurelius)

[Anonymous 6]

[Anonymous 42]

A whole village full of smurfs and only one Smurfett?

Smurfett AKA Town pump…

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

What we dont see is red Smurf chad

The Chads I know are blue pillers. They cannot live w/o a woman. They do, however, have no f~~~s to give the source of their powers and are bad boys. Yes, women are at their beck and call.

Some say we are jealous of Chads. I will posit being a Chad is a f~~~ing curse. My Chads have PTSD from the all the drama they have been exposed to over the years from women. One served 12 years in the Georgia “Big House” penal system for his pussy addiction. Word is he finally has realized women are bad for him.

I do like calling blue pillers “smurfs”. It’d be easier to start a discussion with a random person when explaining why you’re calling a man a smurf.

I used to watch that cartoon hungover as hell in the 80s as a teen. My niece liked it, and she stayed with us a lot.

[Anonymous 1]

Anonymous wrote:

Some say we are jealous of Chads

One of my pals (ish) is a PUA but he’s blue pill. He’s got a well paid job but he’s usually run out of money half way through the month, has no tangible assets and cant even drive. All his time, money and effort go into pursuing pussy round town and hes largely successful.

He doesn’t spend money on women and its unlike him to even buy them a drink, but hanging around plush bars 5-6 nights is an expensive game, even when only paying for yourself (and he does like a drink).

He’s been banned from one bar for f~~~ing the landlords gf and has a few random blue pills on his case for his antics with their girlfriends.

His life is quite entertaining – for the neutral.

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

hanging around plush bars 5-6 nights is an expensive game

I could pay a mortgage on a second house or buy a nice sports car for what it costs to hang at our plush bars 5 or 6 nights a week around here if drinking heavily. The best strategy is to drink free water and then tip the s~~~ out of the bartender. They will love you.

[Anonymous 1]

Anonymous wrote:

The best strategy is to drink free water and then tip the s~~~ out of the bartender

I think drinking is part of his game.

Amusing story – I saw him the other week after he’d just come back from Amsterdam for his 30th. He was in the city centre, drunk as f~~~ and separated from his mates. He got a taxi and gave his driver the hotel name. The driver took him to a hotel by the same chain on the other side of the city. He was drunk enough to go up to what he thought was his room and try his card, then began booting the door when it wouldn’t open. Eventually he stormed down to reception and argued with them for around twenty minutes before he twigged the hotel had the same name but was the wrong one (I suppose it was a similar layout and decor given its the same chain).

60 euro cab ride back across the city haha.

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

Apparently Gargamel created Smurfette to curse the Smurfs.

How Nitzschean.

” So God created woman. In the act he brought boredom to an end and also many other things! Woman was the second mistake of God. ”
– Nietzsche

Learn Yourself Some S~~~

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

LMFAO!! The reason I’m laughing is because I once created a character called DJ Evil Smurf. This character was red with a Kangol cap and sunglasses, a chain with the initals DJES on it, and baggy pants. Of course, it was NOTHING like any of the smurfs. He lived in his own place far from the village, and spins music, hence his name. Of course, the other smurfs try to get him back on the plantation and he tells them “no” with enough lyrics and F-bombs to level a planet. I might have to bring him back.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

Anonymous wrote:

A whole village full of smurfs and only one Smurfett?

Smurfett AKA Town pump…

Lol MG-Tower you are awesome sometimes I wonder where the hell you find these pictures pure gold.

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