Singles Cruise Offer .. thanks, but, no thanks!

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

I got a brochure in mail today .. snail mail .. nice glossy print out advertising an ocean cruise.

They told on front cover about the specially priced single person rooms available in the ship .. and the special drinks and entertainment lounge set aside for “singles only” travelers .. or should I say? .. cruisers. The rest of the ship, most of the ship, is normal cruise set-up for groups of people.

Why did they target me? .. never been near a cruise ship in my life .. and why did they clearly stress that creepy singles aspect?

I guess, over the years, some advertiser has been collecting statistics on me .. maybe, they bought old tax returns from Uncle Sam .. or maybe they just see a market going after single people they’ve identified scanning web .. or maybe some computer algorithm knows that I haven’t been on a vacation for over twenty years.

no thanks! not interested. no cruise, besides, for those dollars I need to replace damaged catalytic convertor on work truck.

hav’a great day.

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

Well, If ya change your mind the below link is to HIHO Resort clothes for him, and of course for HO.. I can’t make this s~~~ up…LOL LOL LOL

Go HI HO !!

https://www.go-hiho.com/

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

Awakened wrote:

If ya change your mind the below link is to HIHO Resort clothes

they stressed that this ship has an “ice bar” with a dress-up night .. pay and sit on that ice along with some scary post wall awalt wearing fancy masks and likely spreading Latvian norovirus on all they touch

I can walk out my kitchen door and everything outside is frozen solid ..
my own ice bar and costs me nothing

[Duke TogoParticipant 2664]

In all honesty the modern post wall whores of today should be paying men to attend these singles events.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

1. I’m vulnerable to noroviruses. Cruise ships are like agar plates for noroviruses.

2. Expensive for what you get.

3. Less mobility (stuck on ship, etc)

4. False rape accusation possibility

I could go on…

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10907]

How attractive. They want you to pay big bucks to be stuck in the middle of the ocean and targeted by land whales, beat up pussy and entitled c~~~s. You could achieve that on dry land and not pay a cent. I swear these functions are set up purposely to round up men with money for the women to cherry pick from.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[JB BooksParticipant 3182]

Call me “Mr. Opposite”, but let’s say you wanna go on a reasonably-affordable, relaxing vacation to somewhere warm with everything taken care of. You can either ignore the women or screw on a no-strings-attached basis.

We just don't realize life's most significant events while they're happening. Back then, I thought, "Well, there'll be other days". I didn't realize that that was the only day. - "Moonlight" Graham

[MonkParticipant 16979]

Mr. Spock wrote:

How attractive. They want you to pay big bucks to be stuck in the middle of the ocean and targeted by land whales, beat up pussy and entitled c~~~s. You could achieve that on dry land and not pay a cent. I swear these functions are set up purposely to round up men with money for the women to cherry pick from.

That’s exactly what they are for. Burnt out, predatory slags and pathetic, aging simps hoping for hole-access.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Monk wrote:

That’s exactly what they are for. Burnt out, predatory slags and pathetic, aging simps hoping for hole-access.

Monk, are you in advertising? I was against this cruise until your description. Now I’m thinking of signing up!

Sincerely,

Pathetic aging simp hoping for hole-access.

Order the good wine

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

I’d go on a cruise if there were no women on the ship to irritate me. There ought to be a cruise for just straight males to go on, who want to see sights, get a little ocean and sun, and not be f~~~ed with.

I don’t need hole access. In 2017, I did the experiment of f~~~ing the Asian girlfriend, then a few hours later the white girlfriend, and then the fleshlight. Since I could compare while my memory was fresh… pretty much a side-by-side comparison.

My determination was that the white girlfriend was probably about a C in terms of pleasure, the Asian girlfriend rated about a B, and the fleshlight rated an A. If I go on a cruise, I’ll bring my fleshlight, LOL.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

Mr. Spock wrote:

How attractive. They want you to pay big bucks to be stuck in the middle of the ocean and targeted by land whales, beat up pussy and entitled c~~~s. You could achieve that on dry land and not pay a cent. I swear these functions are set up purposely to round up men with money for the women to cherry pick from.

…….and if ya wanna get a little “funky” with that concept just walk into a laudramat on a weekend.

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Ranger One wrote:

I’d go on a cruise if there were no women on the ship to irritate me. There ought to be a cruise for just straight males to go on, who want to see sights, get a little ocean and sun, and not be f~~~ed with.

I’ve had that conversation about gyms. I’d love to work out at a men’s only gym. I’ve told a few women that and they think I’m lying. But as I told them, I go to the gym to work out. I’m not there to stare at women or hit on them. Same reason they want to go to a women-only gym. Women want a women’s only gym because the primary purpose of going there is to exercise and yet they can’t comprehend a man thinking the same thing.

And yeah, a guy’s only cruise would probably be a blast. Once you take the meat-hole out of the equation the competing with each other dies down and then it’s just a good time.

Order the good wine

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

I wold go, but i needa drill… A huge drill.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22508]

hmskl’d wrote:

I got a brochure in mail today .. snail mail .. nice glossy print out advertising an ocean cruise.
They told on front cover about the specially priced single person rooms available in the ship .. and the special drinks and entertainment lounge set aside for “singles only” travelers .. or should I say? .. cruisers. The rest of the ship, most of the ship, is normal cruise set-up for groups of people.
Why did they target me? .. never been near a cruise ship in my life .. and why did they clearly stress that creepy singles aspect?
I guess, over the years, some advertiser has been collecting statistics on me .. maybe, they bought old tax returns from Uncle Sam .. or maybe they just see a market going after single people they’ve identified scanning web .. or maybe some computer algorithm knows that I haven’t been on a vacation for over twenty years.
no thanks! not interested. no cruise, besides, for those dollars I need to replace damaged catalytic convertor on work truck.
hav’a great day.

Singles cruise == you are a fish in a barrel

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

hmskl’d wrote:

I got a brochure in mail today .. snail mail .. nice glossy print out advertising an ocean cruise.They told on front cover about the specially priced single person rooms available in the ship .. and the special drinks and entertainment lounge set aside for “singles only” travelers .. or should I say? .. cruisers. The rest of the ship, most of the ship, is normal cruise set-up for groups of people.Why did they target me? .. never been near a cruise ship in my life .. and why did they clearly stress that creepy singles aspect?I guess, over the years, some advertiser has been collecting statistics on me .. maybe, they bought old tax returns from Uncle Sam .. or maybe they just see a market going after single people they’ve identified scanning web .. or maybe some computer algorithm knows that I haven’t been on a vacation for over twenty years.no thanks! not interested. no cruise, besides, for those dollars I need to replace damaged catalytic convertor on work truck.hav’a great day.

Singles cruise == you are a fish in a barrel

THIS would be ME on a cruise:

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

TNG. It NEVER gets old.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[rebelandboltmanParticipant 640]

I remember going on a Transatlantic cruise by myself. It was my first time out of the US, and I went with the mindset of seeing some sites. Not a day went by while I was on the ship that a senior citizen wasn’t trying to hook me up with his or her daughter or niece. I honestly wanted to just relax and not feel the pressure of having to meet someone.

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