Silky smooth bong hits and bomb threats.

[Anonymous 24]

Fast, half drunk and smooth like a ninja, crafting bong from Smart~~~er bottle. Knife hole and stem with o-ring and what water was left from bike ride and done in 10 seconds. Now reading your s~~~- Just got home.

I was in a store earlier, waiting in a long line for self-checkout. Get up there, s~~~ isn’t working halfway through the process, needed help twice, land-whale comes and helps, “someone is going to come and bomb these one day” I say sarcastically, response: “Bomb?” Oh s~~~. She thinks I am serous and not speculative, “Yea, you know, these things take your jobs and don’t even work.”
She turns and walks away…

I swear she hustled off to call in a bomb threat…

F~~~, never joke with a random woman, they live in fear.

I mean, if I were at an airport, sure, I would never make that joke. What has America come to?

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

F~~~, never joke with a random woman, they live in fear.

I mean, if I were at an airport, sure, I would never make that joke. What has America come to?

Only women have 911 programmed on speed-dial and voice command. EVERY ONE THEM>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LEAKY DYNAMITE/BOMB , I’m ALL DONE DEFUSING THESE F~~~ING BOMBS!

America has become insanity’s safe haven and incubator! 911 is their interpreter, they call their interpreter for everything! They even call 911 when they’re lonely!

Excuse me,,, I was wondering if you could help me……….

Call officer Newgod and team 911, I’m not qualified to help you in any way shape or form, doing so may lead to my arrest and imprisonment. Have a nice day!

[RoyDalParticipant]

If you had been dressed in a turbine and flowing robes, then she would have apologized for offending you. Go figure.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[TuneoutParticipant]

Never speak to a random woman unless you have to.

Funny story,one of my maintenance contracts involves a government building.
One day leaving from the back door I notice a discarded
storage case with a bag inside,so I picked it up and threw it in the dumpster.

Coming back I passed one of the employees who thanked me for throwing out her garbage.

I joked, you’re lucky this did’t happen in a big city,
a suspicious package left out side a Gov’t building would have had the bomb squad here and you’d be on the evening news!

She didn’t laugh…:(

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[Anonymous 24]

Anonymous wrote:

Call officer Newgod and team 911, I’m not qualified to help you in any way shape or form, doing so may lead to my arrest and imprisonment. Have a nice day!

I am guessing that is what the store security guy said to her when she went to him… I bet he said “Uh, that’s a bad joke at the worst, not a threat”.

I was completely sober at the time as well, only later went to a bar with some friends…

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