SHUT HER DOWN!

[OneforfreedomParticipant 930]

Come, come, sit fellow Brothers. And hear the story of the courageous Oneforfreedom….

‘Twas a cold and weary night,
the library was bright,
Yours truly was concentrating
A full night of studying…
threatened to envelop my time

When a Second Wind did rise,
And I began to fly through the work
One page after the next,
succumbed to my brain

A few pages from being done,
A PIERCING voice did arise,
I looked to my left and saw,
A 20-something c~~~-carouseler

She was talking with her girlfriend,
through that stupid handheld device,
Her loud laughs made my ears bleed,
and her voice interrupted my streak

At this point something snapped,
My eyes did narrow.
The pencil was dropped,
The hands slammed on the table…

Oneforfreedom marched to her,
and tapped her on the shoulder.
She looked so shocked,
that someone dared interrupt her

With piercing eyes and exuberant confidence,
Yours truly told her politely
“Shut Up, you’re too f~~~ing loud”

Her mouth dropped, her phone screaming:
“WHO THE HELL SAID THAT TO YOU?”
Yours truly smiled and returned to the desk
And began his streak anew.

Towards the end of the evening,
The wench came to yours truly,
Smiling because she now knew her place,
and apologized to me.

Two times, Three Times. Four times.
The wench said “I’m SO SORRY”
Yours truly didn’t give a f~~~,
and returned to his work.

The end.

[Anonymous 18]

What makes a poem a masterpiece- just the right touch of patriarchy. Served with oh-so-friendly-smile.

[Dark KenshiParticipant 2132]

Oneforfreedom wrote:

Come, come, sit fellow Brothers. And hear the story of the courageous Oneforfreedom….
‘Twas a cold and weary night,the library was bright,Yours truly was concentratingA full night of studying…threatened to envelop my time
When a Second Wind did rise,And I began to fly through the workOne page after the next,succumbed to my brain
A few pages from being done,A PIERCING voice did arise,I looked to my left and saw,A 20-something c~~~-carouseler
She was talking with her girlfriend,through that stupid handheld device,Her loud laughs made my ears bleed,and her voice interrupted my streak
At this point something snapped,My eyes did narrow.The pencil was dropped,The hands slammed on the table…
Oneforfreedom marched to her,and tapped her on the shoulder.She looked so shocked,that someone dared interrupt her
With piercing eyes and exuberant confidence,Yours truly told her politely“Shut Up, you’re too f~~~ing loud”
Her mouth dropped, her phone screaming:“WHO THE HELL SAID THAT TO YOU?”Yours truly smiled and returned to the deskAnd began his streak anew.
Towards the end of the evening,The wench came to yours truly,Smiling because she now knew her place,and apologized to me.
Two times, Three Times. Four times.The wench said “I’m SO SORRY”Yours truly didn’t give a f~~~,and returned to his work.
The end.

That is how wins are done.

Keep up the mighty work Oneforfreedom!

"Young was I once, I walked alone, and bewildered seemed in the way; then I found me another and rich I thought me, for man is the joy of man." Odin, Hàvamàl, stanza 47.

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Good job mate !

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[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Now in the old days …. pre mgtow …. you would be married with her kids ?

However, this is now and mgtow rules …. so she can just make with the emotional slap.

Good job …. you get head star badge of the week ☺

[HitmanParticipant]

b~~~~ brother ! outstanding !

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