Shut down some post wall hag today who tried hitting on me…

[BeerParticipant 11832]

I live in a large building with 100+ units in it, and I’m outside quite a bit with my dog, so naturally I run into people outside and don’t mind chatting with them a bit, and at times its unavoidable. So today as I was hanging out in the shade for a bit just watching the water, this lady comes over that I’ve made small talk with a few times, and I’m just thinking “Oh crap, please don’t come my way” as I see her approaching because she’s always complaining whether it be about money, her car, her job, her cat…just always complaining, and I really don’t want to listen to it.

Anyways, from what I’ve heard from other neighbors who know her better than I, she’s mid 40s but she looks like absolute hell, I’d have guessed she was late 50s just by looking at her. She’s got a short curly grandma haircut you’d expect to see on a 70 year old with a haggard wrinkly face, and I’m not sure if she has multiple chins or just one really big one but she’s got some giant flabby thing hanging off the bottom of her face where a normal person would have a chin and a neck, she’s not anywhere close to being in shape and could stand to lose at least 30lbs to be even close to the upper realm of an average weight range(which is a lot when you are about 5’6), and every time I see her outside she’s smoking which is an absolute turn off for me. Even if I was actively looking to date someone she would never even register on my radar.

So her conversation starter…”I’m thinking about dating, do you have any advice?”

My reply with zero hesitation…”I’m single and like it that way, so I doubt I’d have any good dating advice for you.”

The look on her face was priceless…it was like I just punted her in the c~~~. She probably just expected me to be like “Oh me too! Wanna go out for a drink some time?” I didn’t really think about it before saying it as I really didn’t say it trying to be a dick, I was just saying the truth, but she pretty much just came about as close to making a legit first move as most women will go and got indirectly told “Nobody is better than you.” This is the future for many post wall carousel riders. I really hope next time she sees me outside with the dog she just leaves me alone and doesn’t feel the urge to come over and complain about something stupid like I’m supposed to care.

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

I bet she doesn’t have a mirror in the house.
Doesn’t it make you feel weird when the fugly ones hit on ya!

I think you missed your chance Chico !! (sarc)

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[SESQUI ano estParticipant 2535]

Nice reply!
Three times in the past two years a friend’s girlfriend has tried to introduce me to women. Once she heard I was separated she must have felt i needed the company. All three had 1-2 kids, were divorced and were 30 plus pounds overweight. I made small talk and blew them all off. Quite frankly it was insulting that one overweight chick felt that any of the other three women were even remotely worthy of me. Only a small percentage of women I meet that are 20 years younger than me have enough quality to be considered for casual sex let alone dating which is completely off the table anyway.
That trend where 80% of women want the top 20% of guys is alive and well. Sorry ladies, if you even want dinner with me you better have a BMI under 25, be in good shape,have a good paying job and be at least 15 years younger than me. Even then most of you aren’t interesting enough to compete with the Walking Dead.
Pass me the beer and chips.

Everyday above ground is a good one. Everyday above ground while single...better still.

[Nags4CashParticipant 1163]

SESQUI ano est wrote:

Sorry ladies, if you even want dinner with me you better have a BMI under 25, be in good shape,have a good paying job and be at least 15 years younger than me. Even then most of you aren’t interesting enough to compete with the Walking Dead.Pass me the beer and chips.

To be fair, the walking dead is a pretty high bar. The best blow job ever can still wait an hour.

Murph ~ There is nothing brave or manly about entering into a contract with somebody which allows them to take your money, assets, children, and decades of your future income on a mere whim.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

I’m sort of waiting for Paula Deen’s Next Holiday special. Its the THOT that Counts. Here they auction of women for dates but instead of the women making pie they rub stick of butter on themselves and pretend to be cute.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

SESQUI ano est wrote:

Three times in the past two years a friend’s girlfriend has tried to introduce me to women. Once she heard I was separated she must have felt i needed the company. All three had 1-2 kids, were divorced and were 30 plus pounds overweight. I made small talk and blew them all off. Quite frankly it was insulting that one overweight chick felt that any of the other three women were even remotely worthy of me.

She wasn’t trying to hook you up, she was trying to hook them up. She couldn’t care less about your well-being

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Nags4CashParticipant 1163]

Russky wrote:

SESQUI ano est wrote:

Three times in the past two years a friend’s girlfriend has tried to introduce me to women. Once she heard I was separated she must have felt i needed the company. All three had 1-2 kids, were divorced and were 30 plus pounds overweight. I made small talk and blew them all off. Quite frankly it was insulting that one overweight chick felt that any of the other three women were even remotely worthy of me.

She wasn’t trying to hook you up, she was trying to hook them up. She couldn’t care less about your well-being

You get it brother

Murph ~ There is nothing brave or manly about entering into a contract with somebody which allows them to take your money, assets, children, and decades of your future income on a mere whim.

[SESQUI ano estParticipant 2535]

Nags4Cash wrote:

To be fair, the walking dead is a pretty high bar. The best blow job ever can still wait an hour.

Brilliant!

Russky wrote:

She wasn’t trying to hook you up, she was trying to hook them up. She couldn’t care less about your well-being

Oh, I am well aware of this. Still insulting that she thought these post wall hags were worth my time and despite my posts in here I am an easy going guy and enjoy talking to anybody, some women included. The combination of Fugly and post wall desperation was so very unappealing though. Funny enough the heaviest of these three got a boyfriend a couple months later. F~~~ing desperate blue piller to be dating an overweight post wall divorcee, with two kids renting a home outside the city. The sex would be awful.

Everyday above ground is a good one. Everyday above ground while single...better still.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Daryll55 wrote:

Doesn’t it make you feel weird when the fugly ones hit on ya!

The fat ones that think they’re hot or the recently obliterated by the wall ones are one thing…but f~~~ this one must have hit the wall 20 years ago. Its not even like she could be a sugar mama or anything because I know from her past random bitching sessions she’s broke, and has a s~~~ty job lol. There is literally no redeeming qualities here, unless maybe she gives the best blowjobs ever, but I’m not really interested in finding out.

SESQUI ano est wrote:

Oh, I am well aware of this. Still insulting that she thought these post wall hags were worth my time and despite my posts in here I am an easy going guy and enjoy talking to anybody, some women included. The combination of Fugly and post wall desperation was so very unappealing though.

Yeah…women are stupid. “Hey you are single, fit, have your s~~~ together, and seem reasonably happy in life…wanna date my fat single mom friend who’s life is a total train wreck who will introduce you to loads of stress and drama?” Meanwhile…if they were single, fit, had their s~~~ together, and were reasonably happy with their life, they wouldn’t even consider dating a fat broke slob.

I had a friends wife a while back try to surprise set me up with a chick she knew with 3 kids. She was nice enough to chat with, was decent looking, and despite having 3 kids had a nicer body than most women these days just by virtue of not being overweight, but I had no interest in her. While I was about to head home, his girl walked out with me while I was going to my car to ask me what I thought about her friend. I just said I don’t have my own kids and I’m not interested in dating a woman with children. She freaked out and told me how I’m in my 30s, most girls my age are going to have kids, and I’m going to end up single forever if I don’t have reasonable expectations. I was just like alright…single sounds better than settling for a single mom. She never tried to introduce me to any more of her friends again after that lol.

[SESQUI ano estParticipant 2535]

Beer wrote:

single sounds better than settling for a single mom

So true.
As my tagline says,
Every day above ground is a good day. Every day above ground while single…better still.

Good night gentlemen.

Everyday above ground is a good one. Everyday above ground while single...better still.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

My gf is post wall / pre-menopause, but at least she is not fat — she is uber-thin. She wasn’t very pretty-faced even when she was young, but she is at least intellectually curious and she isn’t mean, and she pays her own way, which works out nice when splitting stuff like hotel costs on vacation.

The dynamics that result from this, mean she tends to be the one that initiates things with me or pursues me… I tend to be a tad aloof or distant.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22515]

Ranger One wrote:

My gf is post wall / pre-menopause, but at least she is not fat — she is uber-thin. She wasn’t very pretty-faced even when she was young, but she is at least intellectually curious and she isn’t mean, and she pays her own way, which works out nice when splitting stuff like hotel costs on vacation.
The dynamics that result from this, mean she tends to be the one that initiates things with me or pursues me… I tend to be a tad aloof or distant.

Well see you are being chad-ish and not giving a f~~~ about her (but you do). If you DO show her too much thats when the trouble starts because if she knows you care a lot she will s~~~ test and push boundaries. Too nice and she will walk all over you. You cant be as nice as you want otherwise they go into that s~~~ test/entitled mode and then you gotta cut them off.

Simpler thing is not to evej be involved but short of exposing yourself to unnecessary problems and drama…

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

Ranger One wrote:

My gf is post wall / pre-menopause, but at least she is not fat — she is uber-thin. She wasn’t very pretty-faced even when she was young, but she is at least intellectually curious and she isn’t mean, and she pays her own way, which works out nice when splitting stuff like hotel costs on vacation.The dynamics that result from this, mean she tends to be the one that initiates things with me or pursues me… I tend to be a tad aloof or distant.

Well see you are being chad-ish and not giving a f~~~ about her (but you do). If you DO show her too much thats when the trouble starts because if she knows you care a lot she will s~~~ test and push boundaries. Too nice and she will walk all over you. You cant be as nice as you want otherwise they go into that s~~~ test/entitled mode and then you gotta cut them off.
Simpler thing is not to evej be involved but short of exposing yourself to unnecessary problems and drama…

Actually, I don’t really give that much of a f~~~, I simply say I do. I pass a Turing Test. What does it matter whether I care or not, if a black box gives the proper output, does it matter what goes on inside the black box? I dance at the edge of pretending I care and the edge of acting like Chad. The balancing act amuses me.

Romantic love is an illusion anyway and women are providers of illusion; nice to be on the other side of that fence now. I’m a pragmatist, and I don’t have much emotion of any kind left anymore. Everything is abstract to me.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[MonkParticipant 16988]

Beer wrote:

I had a friends wife a while back try to surprise set me up with a chick she knew with 3 kids.

The hive is real.

She freaked out …

And so the mask comes off.

… and told me how I’m in my 30s, most girls my age are going to have kids …

Very revealing – she admits that the vast majority of females of her generation are whores who have already divorce raped at least one man.

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

I’d say to her : “lose 25 pounds and 25 years….then we can talk”. Should keep her at a distance unless she hits the gym daily and has a time machine.

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

dating Advice for an old fugly single female.

I would suggest throwing in the towel and give up the idea.

Just tell her you have an unemployed, alcoholic friend who is
homeless who has jumped over better looking females
than her just to find a place to jack off.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[narwhalParticipant]

There is nothing rude about your response. You gave an honest answer about yourself, not an insult to her. Really know reason for to take it as an insult in anyway.

Ok. Then do it.

[ViciouscunningtreacherousParticipant 823]

I’m with you on the insulting and presumptuous bulls~~~ of a post wall hag hitting on you. Happens to me all the time. I get the 30 to 45 year olds that are walking shiny pigs that think their s~~~ is gold and how lucky I’d be to sniff their farts. Of course this is California and they all are as fake as saccharin. So many fake t~~~ on fat asses its ridiculous. I’ve become so jaded and disgusted by women that I’m not even nice to them anymore. No f~~~s given. I dont do business with women. And besides… I have a doll now. It’s TRUE what tfm says. Much much better than the supposed real thing.

For in much wisdom is much grief, and he who increases knowledge increases sorrow.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Always tell them the straight up truth. Pull no punches.

: ”I’m thinking about dating, do you have any advice?”
: “I advise you get used to the idea of dying alone, because thanks to all this meetoo, listen and believe, Kavanaugh false accusation bulls~~~, men are done. Real talk, you are too old and worn out to be worth the risk. Oh, and while you let that sink in, you might consider doing your neighbors a solid by getting a few cats to eat your corpse so your neighbors don’t have to discover it by the smell. Just a thought.”

You won’t be bothered by her again.

[MaverickParticipant 811]

Beer wrote:

I had a friends wife a while back try to surprise set me up with a chick she knew with 3 kids. She was nice enough to chat with, was decent looking, and despite having 3 kids had a nicer body than most women these days just by virtue of not being overweight, but I had no interest in her. While I was about to head home, his girl walked out with me while I was going to my car to ask me what I thought about her friend. I just said I don’t have my own kids and I’m not interested in dating a woman with children. She freaked out and told me how I’m in my 30s, most girls my age are going to have kids, and I’m going to end up single forever if I don’t have reasonable expectations. I was just like alright…single sounds better than settling for a single mom. She never tried to introduce me to any more of her friends again after that lol.

And you’re still friends with her husband?

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