She's tired of waiting (for a diamond)

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Saw this in a bar restroom last night

She’s tired of waiting
(I know it’s not the best cell phone pic)

Guilt trip attempting to shame men to buy diamonds.

I like how she’s “walking away” unless she gets her diamond.

I say “Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out!”

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Best she gets some sleep then.

I’m tired of her being tired of waiting. Why doesn’t she do something?

[EinherjarParticipant 608]

Haha, the guilt-tripping in that advert is almost palpable. By looking at this picture, two vital questions emerge:

1. Does she walk away because she did not get that precious rock?
2. Does she walk away because you do not want to marry?

It seems obvious that both these questions apply at the same time. In such regards, it may be fair to state that she is only staying with you for the promise of a rock and a contract. This is how much she loves you apparently. A love so feeble, that she will leave you at a heartbeat if she cannot have it. She is truly asking for a great deal while planning on giving nothing in return.

Money and submission, two demands a free man never should consider!

The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal - Aristotle (384 - 322 BC)

[BritGHOWParticipant 2566]

I got tired of waiting for a woman worthy of my time never mind a diamond a long time ago.

[Anonymous 42]

DIAMONDS ARE FORNEVER!

[BeerParticipant 11832]

I wonder how many guys have looked at that ad and laughed, then looked at the victory ad right next to it and thought how much more enjoyment their money would bring them if they bought something with a motor instead.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

was this right above the urinal? so you could literally “pee in her butt”? must be a satisfying feeling

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

It really is symbolic about women that the thing they crave the most IS A STUPID, USELESS SHINING ROCK ON A PIECE ON METAL.

More and more stupid, useless and expensive stuff.
Thats all they want from a man.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

XSDBS wrote:

I like how she’s “walking away” unless she gets her diamond.

She can just keep walking. Everyone already knows at least 60% of brides admit they did something deceitful and slippery to get engaged…. and threatening to walk away isn’t a very compelling reason.

In fact, if she is willing to walk – “unless” – then that relationship is doomed already. Dump that bitch like an anchor.

A “diamond” for a bride is only for the DIAMOND ANNIVERSARY — after a man has been happily married for 60 years. And not a woman’s definition of “happily married” either.

If after 60 years of blissful matrimony she really wants a “diamond”, then why not get her a nice crumb mined by a child from the local mall jeweler with the 72-month payment plan.

XSDBS wrote:

I say “Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out!”

Don’t just say it. SING it!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[FrankyParticipant 2338]

Though s~~~ princess ;D

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

hellraider wrote:

It really is symbolic about women that the thing they crave the most IS A STUPID, USELESS SHINING ROCK ON A PIECE ON METAL.

More and more stupid, useless and expensive stuff.
Thats all they want from a man.

I forgot the book where I read it, but there was a study measuring male attractiveness. The conclusion was that – what females are attracted to the most – is frivolous spending, when a man wastes exuberant amounts of money on useless vanity – the more money and less use – the better. This supposedly signals financial security to a woman. To a man – this is illogical – how can you signal financial security by wasting money, but to a woman this makes perfect sense – if he can afford to waste money like that – then surely he can afford to support me

a see-through stone on a small shiny piece of metal is the epitome of the phenomena described in that study. De Beers surely did their research.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Hah, she’s flipping you off with her empty ring finger, walking away because you didn’t give her a diamond! You go, girl! No, you go. Literally. Get out. Now.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

hellraider wrote:

More and more stupid, useless and expensive stuff.

Ah, and that’s what “romance” is to a woman. Any stupid , useless , wasteful display or stunt – and the more costly, the more “romantic” it is. Including throwing your LIFE away for her.

I realized that when I saw the James Cameron TITANIC movie and the selfish bitch I saw it with was weeping at the part where she says “I’ll never let go jack” after hogging the raft all to herself….. and then uncurls his frozen , dead fingers and lets him slip into the abyss.

“OMG that was SO ROMANTIC” she said.

I’m like: “Are you HIGH on popcorn? Hours earlier she dumped him in favor of marrying the rich, “unimaginable bastard”… and Jack even stopped her from killing herself at the beginning. It’s not romantic at all.”

“you’re just bitter”.

“Actually… I’m just not a f~~~ing idiot. Let the fat bitch drown. She was going to kill herself already and she dumped his ass anyway.”

The blowjob was still good though. Now THAT was closer to “romantic” – if I may say so myself.

Pay attention and watch/listen to what women call “romantic”. It’s any wasteful expenditure – the more wasteful and useless the better.

Extraordinary.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

As she holds up her ring finger I would hold up the finger right next to it while saying, “good riddance to bad rubbish”.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Keymaster wrote:

She can just keep walking. Everyone already knows at least 60% of brides admit they did something deceitful and slippery to get engaged…. and threatening to walk away isn’t a very compelling reason.

Women are raised to think that all that matters is being a bride on their wedding day with the groom being merely a prop. The following marriage, not as important. No wonder most marriages end in divorce.

[Ronin De NiroParticipant 200]

The blowjob was still good though. Now THAT was closer to “romantic” – if I may say so myself.

It is only true love if she swallows.

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

If people are trying to shame you then it means your already doing what’s in your own best interest, no action needed.

Romance is vanity. And according to Marcus Aurelius ‘vanity is the greatest seducer of reason’ so in other words if you fall in love, you lose. Guilt from advertising and bitches is the same too.

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

Oh don’t go away mad, just go away!!!

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

The implied threat I see in that ad is this: if you don’t buy your special cupcake our useless bauble, then she’ll go f~~~ someone else. Then what will you do…what WILL you do?

I’ll go my own way, thank you very much.

[OldBillParticipant]

Mr. Man wrote:

The implied threat I see in that ad is this: if you don’t buy your special cupcake our useless bauble, then she’ll go f~~~ someone else.

Whether you buy that diamond or not, she’s still going to go f~~~ someone else.

Save your money, save your sanity, save your pride, and go your own way.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

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