A similar article appeared in the US some years back with similar attitudes and numbers. I have to laugh at how much they try to pump up their titles and tasks. I’m gonna tear this one up.
Making a sandwich or heating a bowl of soup doesn’t qualify as being a chef but that’s how they justify the numbers. A chef makes a full course meal and makes it right the first time.
House cleaning salary is another joke. You don’t get paid for cleaning your own f~~~ing house. I’ve lived alone and never got paid for cleaning my own house or vehicle. While you’re at it bitch, don’t forget the ledges and baseboards.
Day care teacher. Really? You want to get paid for teaching your own off spring? If so my child better be Mensa material and be on track to attend an Ivy league college.
Computer Operator, ok the computer automatically updates itself for a lot of programs. Why would you deserve a salary for simply pushing the power button and turning the f~~~ing on? Changing the batteries in a keyboard or fixing a loose plug is not worthy of any type of payment.
Van Driver. Again you want paid to safely operate a vehicle that takes you and your children where they want to go?
Janitor? Isn’t that double dipping and fall under the title of housekeeper? Even if it doesn’t, you want paid to clean up most of your own messes and the messes of your kids? Suck a fat one.
Laundry operator. Unless you are doing MY laundry you aren’t getting paid.
Facilities Manager? You want paid for overseeing your own obligations and responsibilities?
CEO? When you get your “company” to go public then you can give yourself the CEO title. Until then, get back into the kitchen.
Psychologist? You want paid to listen to people bitch about their problems? Hell, married men put up with that for the entire marriage and if they could send out a bill for it, it would easily offset every single one of the woman’s bulls~~~ pumped up titles that are listed above. You also shouldn’t get compensated for giving out bad advice either which we all know women do.
Men could just as easily claim a salary for each of the above jobs as well as the following.
Plumber- Because I fixed the toilet when you clogged it by flushing one of your tampons down “accidentally” and I replaced the flushing handle that broke and I changed the seat from some fat whale sitting on it 6 times a day.
Mechanic- Because I changed your braked pads, changed your filters, oil and tires 1-3 times a year.
Painter- Remember when you couldn’t decide what color to paint the living room and I had to do it 3 times?
Fireman- You set the stove on fire and I put it out and cleared the house of all the nasty smoke. I also changed the batteries in the CO2 alarm and all the smoke detectors. Good job on verifying that the one in the kitchen DOES work.
Policeman- Remember when I chased away the morons that vandalized our garage? How about protecting you from the creep in the parking lot at the mall? Oh yeah, add the new paint job to the garage in with my Painter’s salary.
Landscaper- I removed a few trees, and kept the lawn in tip top shape during the summer and kept the driveway clear of snow during the winter.
Financial Advisor- I should get paid for the unbelievable balancing act I did with refinancing the mortgage and keeping you from overspending on the credit cards as well as paying down your student loans and still having enough money to take you on vacation.
I’m sure there are others that could be added. I only included the ones that I could claim.
The title of “stay at home wife/mom” should be changed to “in progress land whale training”. Like Bill Burr says, “Any job that you can show up to do in your pajamas is not really a job”.
Feminists will do anything to over inflate their sense of value and self worth.
Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.
Bee 4 years, 2 months ago.
