Shaving

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

AgentMulder wrote:

I am serious old Sage I wanna be like you when I get older respect brother

Pedal, run, row wrote:

Sorry, I meant bromance.

I think I just s~~~ out my nuts laughing!

Hey Old Sage, this song’s for you!

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+1000

This song takes me back to a kid, around 73 or 74. We vacationed at Hungry Mother State park. They had a jukebox that played out over the lake, as you used those rented paddle boats (the one you pedaled), and this song and Sweet’s Fox on the run played almost constantly that summer.

OK KM, I will shut up now before you ban me for bumping this thread.

[It’sallbsParticipant]

AgentMulder wrote:

Dude what’s your problem and no the chest hair doesn’t cover my nipples god damn!

Shave your face nothing else.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[It’sallbsParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

And thats Mr. Dude to you c~~~.

Rather pompous I thought.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Hahaha, it’s so obvious. One of us posts a message that he believes the tuna is a tuna and what does the tuna do? She starts throwing insults. Classic. Had to wipe a tear away from laughter.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Anonymous 42]

Pedal, run, row wrote:

Sweet’s Fox on the run

1975, I liked that song and most of Sweet’s music (remember little willy) sweet times, before the women gathered to really destroy men.

[Anonymous 54]

It’sallbs wrote:

Old Sage wrote:

And thats Mr. Dude to you c~~~.

Rather pompous I thought.

Its called teaching a younger to respect his elders.

A lesson for you.

Sober up.

[It’sallbsParticipant]

What I should respect you just because you are older?

That’s blue pill society shaming crap.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[Anonymous 54]

It’sallbs wrote:

What I should respect you just because you are older?

That’s blue pill society shaming crap.

Ok. You are a punk ass drunk.

[Anonymous 54]

Why respect your elders?

Be cause you will be one too someday.

How will you want to be treayed

See, your to young to see that far ahead.

Punk.

Wanna go back to respect?
Good

[Anonymous 54]

I have seen your words slurred from being drunk before noon.

You need an Older Man to point this out to you.

As a former drunck, I would recomend you quit drinking

All respect.

[Anonymous 54]

By the way, there are a few guys older than me on here.

Badger
Hombre Libra
Others.

I treat them with Respect as my Elders.

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

Well I’ve got some advice for ya.

Now, what you’re gonna want is a nice, sharp, machete. MAKE SURE IT’S SHARP. Take the head of your c~~~ and stretch it out, then slip the tip of the blade just behind the aforementioned head, just underneath the skin. Continue the cut until the base of your pubes, then do the same thing underneath. You should have two strips of skin now, on either side of your c~~~.

Go on ahead and let your c~~~ meat drop, and take both strips of skin and stretch them until they reach the sides of your butt-cheeks, at which point you’ll want to secure them with a staple or two.

Once you’ve been that, you’re all done! Test out your new modification by finding a drop, about 30 or so feet from the ground. The second floor of a building should be good. Now jump. The air vortex should catch underneath the sides of the flaps, enabling you to float to the ground. It’ll take a couple runs before everything loosens up comfortably, but from there it’s smooth sailing.

It might sound crazy, I know, but just try it! Your quality of life will be better, not being so hairy.

are you a chia pet in man drag

[RennieParticipant]

Jackinov wrote:

Well I’ve got some advice for ya.

Now, what you’re gonna want is a nice, sharp, machete. MAKE SURE IT’S SHARP. Take the head of your c~~~ and stretch it out, then slip the tip of the blade just behind the aforementioned head, just underneath the skin. Continue the cut until the base of your pubes, then do the same thing underneath. You should have two strips of skin now, on either side of your c~~~.

Go on ahead and let your c~~~ meat drop, and take both strips of skin and stretch them until they reach the sides of your butt-cheeks, at which point you’ll want to secure them with a staple or two.

Once you’ve been that, you’re all done! Test out your new modification by finding a drop, about 30 or so feet from the ground. The second floor of a building should be good. Now jump. The air vortex should catch underneath the sides of the flaps, enabling you to float to the ground. It’ll take a couple runs before everything loosens up comfortably, but from there it’s smooth sailing.

It might sound crazy, I know, but just try it! Your quality of life will be better, not being so hairy.

It really works too. It’s amazing.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Try waxing instead. I hear it lasts longer.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Anonymous 54]

I am sick of shaveing.
If I grow a beard I look like Manson.

Lord Im just f~~~ing tiered of it.

[AgentMulderSpectator 36]

Old Sage I thank you

[AgentMulderSpectator 36]

Joey Alfio wrote:

That softer than a sunset, insecure, mangina better learn his lesson.

haha thank you and I’m sorry

[AgentMulderSpectator 36]

Hitman wrote:

He’s my bitch now.
Actually following me !
He must hold my belt loop and remain silent. .
And bring me a pack of smokes each day..
Or the beatings will be even harder!!!

I’m sorry for being a douche

[Anonymous 54]

Agent Mulder!!!
I am so very proud of you Young Man!!!

I know potential when I see it!!

[Anonymous 54]

Keep the Avitar.

Now it fits you!

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