"Shave my legs!? OH NO!"

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Came across this gem just now, and thought of you guys. The fact that I saw women actually “celebrating” this thought-process made me shudder at how gross it is.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Yes the end of leg-shaving season marks the start of “Pumpkin Spice Latté” season……. where you can walk into any Starbucks and find thick white chicks in yoga pants and rolled up yoga mats telling you all their favorite things about fall. Because they “just can’t even right now”.…..

Nothing like aiming higher in life:

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

They should make a law against body hair on women, for sanitary reasons alone! Especially the oozing beaver! You’d think a spoiled can of tuna ruptured!

[RennieParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

They should make a law against body hair on women, for sanitary reasons alone! Especially the oozing beaver! You’d think a spoiled can of tuna ruptured!

Gross, haha. Also we should give this years shipment of pumpkin spice lattes to those poor migrant people, since you know, they need it more than any of those t~~~’s do.

Women are so stupid for thinking they can decide what men should and should not like. I know this guy isn’t interested in any hair on a woman other than her head.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Keymaster wrote:

Yes the end of leg-shaving season marks the start of “Pumpkin Spice Latté” season…….

I said almost the exact thing earlier, only it was before I came across this nasty picture. I saw Starbucks advertising their annual “white girl drink.”

[Swen AugustParticipant 373]

many years ago I discovered that a full beard is very effective female repellent. I have never met a female that actually liked my beard or the truth.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

I love fall.

I love coffee.

Imagine going to Starucks and walking with a chick in the nice, cool weather. You get home, pull her jeans off and see this:

Then gets surprised when you run away at .5 past light speed.

Shave you lazy t~~~s.

Fuck this planet.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Cap285 wrote:

I love fall.
I love coffee.
Imagine going to Starucks and walking with a chick in the nice, cool weather. You get home, pull her jeans off and see this:

Then gets surprised when you run away at .5 past light speed.
Shave you lazy t~~~s.

If I saw that after taking her pants off, I’d be making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs in my Millennium Thunderbird to get the frag out of there.

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