Shameless slut goes on 52 dates in one year and wants to give men advice

[Masculine_ManParticipant 2735]

So I usually read men’s health articles for the fitness advice but every once in a while they sneak in bulls~~~ like this. To save you the trouble these are her talking points:

1. She says, sleep around but hey, it’s practice. What she really means is get as much c~~~ as possible so that worn out flesh hole will whistle while she walks.
2. Do the easy stuff. As in pay for dinner, get her an uber cab, spend money on her for no damn reason. This goes against my rules on how I treat sluts. No I will not walk you to your car or door for any reason. I will not call you a cab. No you can’t spend the night. I will only call you between the hours of 12:00-3:00 am (you’re the backup, will always be the backup). Finally no I will not spend money on you. At best, I might throw Halloween candy your way during Valentine’s (pre red pill days)
3. Never be 100% honest. Once again slut, if you’re getting fluffy around the edges I will stop f~~~ing you because that’s the one thing you had that made it worth my getting inside of you. If you ask me if your ass looks fat in your dress I will tell you your ass makes that dress look small.

4.Master the breakup. I am surprised this slut thinks this was a serious relationship. When I was in my blue pill days I simply stated I cannot put my penis inside you anymore because I have someone who’s not a slut and she deserves all of me. Little did I know AWALT.

http://www.mensfitness.com/women/dating-advice/woman-went-52-first-dates-year-heres-what-she-wants-guys-know-about/slide/3

If it costs you your peace of mind, then it is too expensive.

[UntamedParticipant]

Masculine_Man wrote:

So I usually read men’s health articles for the fitness advice…

Don’t need advice from a f~~~ing magazine. I’m 46yro and I know what my body needs and what and how to give to it. If anything the advice of my trusted doctor is a million times better and this particular doctor won’t make me buy products I don’t need and that are potentially dangerous for my health.

1. She says, sleep around but hey, it’s practice. Sure, a couple of times a month visiting a Lady I pay in advance is all I need.

2. Do the easy stuff. Like NOTHING.

3. Never be 100% honest. With a f~~~ing t~~~ my honesty level drops to about 0.0001%

4.Master the breakup. There will never be any breakup ever again so nothing to master.

Besides, taking dating advice from a C~~~ is like taking advice on your financial portfolio from Bernie Madoff.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
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[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Untamed wrote:

Don’t need advice from a f~~~ing magazine.

Oh my man! Free whisky for you if we ever bump into each other!

The last thing I would do is to do what a slut in this case an old slut wants me to do.

Everyone thinks they’re good in bed. Many are wrong. Some are extremely wrong. Practice. Date an older woman, old enough to be your “teen mom.” Seek feedback. Then practice again.

Trap number 1, she wants to do f~~~ her single mum friends… If I want to be good at f~~~ing, I will call the professionals, not some wannabe hookers.

Open the door for her. Get the bill at the end of the date. She’ll go for the hand-fake to her wallet, but don’t let her throw down the plastic. At the end of the night, put her in an Uber. Keep your towel off the floor during sleepovers at her house.

HAHA, she lost me right after the “open the door for her” s~~~.

Cheap tricks pay huge dividends, like investing in Apple in 1996. You’ll either make her swoon with your gallantry or, if you never want to see her again, keep her from complaining that you weren’t a gentleman during “your long, awful date” and ranting to her girlfriends the next day that she wouldn’t wish you on her meanest middle-school enemy.

Or you could just call a hooker and save you the pain you have to go through.

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

Women are the last people i’d go to for dating advice because they know nothing about being on the male side of the dating scene.

Eating out in a restraunt doesn’t teach anyone how to cook, the same goes for dating.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10910]

She used 52 guys and justifies it by calling it an experiment?
After reading through it, it should be called “Tips for becoming the best blue-piller mangina that you can be”

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

52 dates? How much money is that worth of free food or entertainment? I could put that money into useful, more productive things.

This bitch will find anything to complain about a man for, even if she finds someone who takes her advice.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

A tease to the nice guys, and a slut to the bad boys.

Enjoy the wall. Enjoy your cats. Due to your actions, especially you poor treatment of the good men, your cats are going to be the closest thing to true companionship you will have in this life.

[Anonymous 11]

Taste every delicacy, savor each morsel-there will be time to choose a favorite flavor later.

Cupcake uses 52 different wallets to come up with that bulls~~~. Cupcake can obviously land dates. No, there is not time to choose a “favorite flavor” later. I could never see Cosmo publishing Chad’s plundering of 52 women over a year in a positive light. The only flavor women like her have to offer is the vile tinge of another man’s jizz when you do down on her.

I’ll tell you what following her advice gets you in the real world. You pay for her dinner. She says goodnight 3 hours early and heads over to the nearest Chad T.’s place for a midnight booty call. Maybe, if you’re a good little blue pill sap, she’ll set one of her friends in your wallet too.

Women who follow her lead will eventually enjoy flavors like Calico, Tortoise Shell, Persian, Himalayan, and plain old Domestic Shorthair Tabby.

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