Sexual Legal Forms

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

Sexual Consent Form for the state of Cali

My personally one I just made up and will never use

I ____________ agree to have sexual intercourse with __________ on the date of __/__/____. Attached is a scanned and photocopied copy of my current driver license or other governmental identification of age proving I am of legal age to have physical intercourse in the state of _________. I have not been forced into sexual consent ___<=Initial

I  do agree to be video taped to prove that I am not being raped. That any disgusting action i preform is my choice no matter how much I may regret it later. Including but not limited to old soy milk, yearbooks, peanut M&Ms,  golf b~~~~, older model cellular phones, computer mouse pads, floppy discs, teddy bears, garden gnomes, chess pieces, guard railing, football helmets,battery acid, clown costumes, Spongebob Squarepants videos and old bands who are no longer popular. Nothing deters me from f~~~ing such a wonderful man.

____________________

Signature

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

You might also want a signature space for your attorney, her attorney, and a notary public who will sign (and officially seal) that she/he personally witnessed entire said event (in addition to the video) and do swear that at no time did either party involved deviate from contract. Dated; placed in legal envelope and closed with beeswax stamp dripped from a candle just like the old lawyers used to do. 🙂

[Anonymous 1]

And remember to ask consent before any trust or any other sexual act. And in case of NO REPONSE, stop immediately.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

And then just to certify everything. . . . .

It is important to also have her look directly at the camera and say (in a sultry and erotic voice)

‘I looooove to suck c~~~’

That’s just an added measure to make sure all of the legal documents and her agreement to f~~~ is valid.

[AxiomaticusParticipant 11]

Judge: Is that you in the video tape?
Her: Yes your honor.
Judge: Is that your signature ma’am?
Her: Yes your honor, but I had a drink a few hours before that.
You: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

Thats exactly why in the real form their is a check list stating that she did not

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

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