Sexual consent form

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Now that’s romantic! HAHA

[MGHOW PaladinParticipant 95]

Haha, this’ll still never hold in court if a guy’s accused of rape. Especially if they’re in college. College girls are crazy. Never stick your dick in college girls. Most if not all of them, are feminists.

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

A couple of things missing on this form.
1. Min/Max velocity of his penis movement
2. Hole(s) granted for penetration
3. Sperm allowed to be ejaculated. Please specify the amount: ____ML
4. Min/Max thrust force
5. Allow male ejaculation before female climax
6. Is foreplay allowed?
7. Is afterplay allowed?
8. Number of boobs granted for squeezing
9. Min. G-spot pounding count.
10. Estimated pubic hair loss due to friction

And also, the form didn’t explicitly mentioned that it’s ok for him to perform creampie, bukkake, face sitting and deep throat on her, that’s rape!

[EskimospyParticipant 841]

I think it would be best if both parties have his and her respective lawyer present during the sexual engagement as a legal witness. 😉

[Anonymous 42]

Consent form? What? Does the right hand need consent from the left? Where do I sign? Along the lifeline? Does it require 2 signatures, one for each hand, from each hand? Some sort of pledge?

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Eskimospy wrote:

I think it would be best if both parties have his and her respective lawyer present during the sexual engagement as a legal witness.

HAHAHA, or even better, let the lawyer show him how to do it right, before he even starts.

[The Skank SpankerParticipant 1372]

Haha, they actually mocked this in one of South Park latest episodes.

[MGHOW PaladinParticipant 95]

Spank The Misandrists wrote:

A couple of things missing on this form.
1. Min/Max velocity of his penis movement
2. Hole(s) granted for penetration
3. Sperm allowed to be ejaculated. Please specify the amount: ____ML
4. Min/Max thrust force
5. Allow male ejaculation before female climax
6. Is foreplay allowed?
7. Is afterplay allowed?
8. Number of boobs granted for squeezing
9. Min. G-spot pounding count.
10. Estimated pubic hair loss due to friction

And also, the form didn’t explicitly mentioned that it’s ok for him to perform creampie, bukkake, face sitting and deep throat on her, that’s rape!

They also forgot threesomes/orgies/making of videos having sex.

They also need to put on there:

Anal
Use of sex toys/dildos/vibrators
taking of pictures while having sex
How long the sex will last. What if the guy wants to do it more than the girl?
How often do they get to have sex? Will it only be up to the girl? What if the guy dominates her in bed because she “gave consent on a consent form and she doesn’t wanna do it anymore?
What if both parties are drunk/using drugs? Is the guy still a rapist?

etc.

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

Sorry the sex isn’t worth the risk of getting arrested.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10907]

I remember a time when men would get chastised by women for killing the mood. It should be a C~~~-sent form. Tell her she’s a c~~~ and send her away.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

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[HitmanParticipant]

terrific ! i’ll be sharing this one ! ..

[Anonymous 26]

The Redonkulus website has a good one too, with addendums!

[martygParticipant 103]

It needs two check boxes for each choice. [Allow] [Reject]

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

I’ll Pass! I’ll let you guys get at that.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

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