sex vs bulls~~~

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

I was having a discussion with two women about why relationships fail.

I told them that from my (a man’s) perspective, there are two buckets, a sex bucket, and a bulls~~~ bucket.

At the start of any relationship, the sex bucket is full, and the bulls~~~ bucket is empty.

As the relationship progresses, the sex bucket empties while the bulls~~~ bucket fills.

Ultimately, the sex bucket goes completely dry, and the bulls~~~ bucket is overflowing.

Personally, I leave/end the relationship before the buckets are even half full…

 

[LordReillyParticipant 18]

Hmm…The longest relationship I ever had was two years, so I’m not sure if that qualifies.  I have never had a problem with the sex bucket getting low, mostly because with the exception of one, all my relationships lasted less than a year.  So that never happened to me.  As for the Bulls~~~ Bucket, that is always full from the beginning, you just didn’t see it because of all the sex you were getting.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I met my first wife at a nude beach. She was totally wild all summer. 22, we got married the following year and on the wedding night puts on the frumpiest Doris Day outfit and says “I love you hunny”. Having nothing to kill myself with we tried to work on the relationship. It was like living the life of a bad imitation of June Cleaver until in real life in the late 80’s feminists made Divorce so trendy my ex thought she’d give it a try. Like aroma therapy.

The divorce was easy and really opened my eyes to not only the ways of women and the way you get screwed in divorce and custody but also, and this is a big deal, being married means never sleeping with another woman.

If you didn’t need to do that why would you? Ever?

So yeah, sex vs bulls~~~ == single vs married, what’s the question?

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

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