Sex Survey

[MutineerParticipant 1467]

Weird things that women want their man to say during sex revealed in VERY intimate survey

They really DON’T want to know how tight it is.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/survey-reveals-kinky-things-women-9618393

"The secret to happiness is freedom... And the secret to freedom is courage." - Thucydides

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Things c~~~s want you to say, which really means:

1st one means, “i have daddy issues,” which partly has to do with, “i need Masculinity. With older guy fantasy.

2nd one means, “please dont tell me im a slut, because im not like the other girls.”

3rd one means, “worship my pussy.”

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Anonymous 43]

sometimes I heard, its the phone, im expecting a call.

sometimes she was on me, on the phone telling some dumbf~~~ at work how to do something, an accounting report for something. still bouncing on me, helping dumbf~~~ set up the fields for a report. I’m trying to push her off and just go away, and she’s wrapping her ankles around me going faster. wtf!

hangs up and still wants more, gives me s~~~ for not being in the mood and then gets dressed and leaves the house to go to work.

yeah that’s a mood killer.

One time she got the call and its her dad looking for some bbq sauce recipe. F~~~!!!!!

So glad to be free of all that bulls~~~.

[Psl47Participant 678]

Flashlight , sorted.

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[bigboy83Participant 11312]

My gf at the time, was giving me a handjob while talking to her mommy on the phone. Talk about mood killer.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[pharmerParticipant 407]

makes me think of Louis CK – saddest handjob ever.
not funny because its so damn true.

I think on some of the s~~~ty experiences I had while married and there is no way you could call that sad genital contact sex. About as sexy as f~~~ing a corpse and occasionally smelled so similar you’d beg to sleep on the couch.

Never fuck a crazy chick.

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