See whats to come, where rests a womans bum

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Much love to ya both. Sorry I had an impromptu motorcycle steering stem replacement to do. $$$ I was just saying how poor I was but fortune came. LOL> I guess the squeaky wheel go the greese today Lads. The master just made some money to pay the bills. Faster than fvcking NASCAR I did it.

Well done matey!
A medal made from fine Kan-ass tumbleweed is on it’s way!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

If only Brits could just move to the US. I would have gone years ago. I love my country but its a poky little place crammed full of liberals and it cost a lot for the privilege of having too little space (literally and figuratively).
Interesting. That picture was a bit like I imagine Colin but I would say he was beefier and his beard was a little shorter. I wonder if I will ever get to see the sublime specimen.

The beard is now shorter. Very long before!
Just this minute actually spent an hour trimming it.
Grow it out for 7months without touching it.
The only reason I have it so long is because it’s light. I get paranoid one can’t see it if it’s too short.
Stubble beards only work on dark-haired specimens.

The choice is all yours Mr Branch.
If you want, and if Brad is able/willing, you can have my number/email off himself.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I am more strawberry blonde, have a bigger frame, and I shave my head completely……I’m also much better looking.

I believe it Chap! That guy there is a mutt POSER. Youre a truly greased gladiator of the genetically pure RED type. That guy couldnt even be picked for a Tug of War team.

Yes, I have Celtic and Norse heritage.
Naturally strong with a big dong(so the cracks say).
103kg of pure prime sublime Svenska beef.
Don’t push me alphabet soups, steroid freaks, students, woolly -backs, high-school socks, those with neck tattoos, and old f*cks.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Palette Grit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I am more strawberry blonde, have a bigger frame, and I shave my head completely……I’m also much better looking.

I believe it Chap! That guy there is a mutt POSER. Youre a truly greased gladiator of the genetically pure RED type. That guy couldnt even be picked for a Tug of War team.

I’ve imagined Colin to look more like this.

You would bloody well think so the way most people act!
Hopefully when I go to Sweden, it’ll be interesting what reaction I get. Give it 50/50 being the liberal capital of Europe.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Not just feathered animals……..he also molests the neighbor’s cat.

Hermit wrote:

Not just feathered animals……..he also molests the neighbor’s cat.

Tis true.
They only allow me to because I feed them beef/chicken slices.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

The truth that Hermit discovered about Colin ages ago, was that he was an unabashed molester of water fowl. It was a sad day for all of us to learn such a thing. And we know, Colin could never leave that Island because the native geese there are his favorite. No parrots or quail will suffice.
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Do you think those big ass spiders you have over there will like me?
Stroked a wild rabbit the other day. Incredibly soft.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Do you think those big ass spiders you have over there will like me?Stroked a wild rabbit the other day. Incredibly soft.

Do you have to say “stroked”, you nasty motherfukker? Can’t you just say “pet”. I “pet” a rabbit.

I’ll capture one of each spider, a Brown Recluse and Black Widow for you to “stroke”.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Do you think those big ass spiders you have over there will like me?Stroked a wild rabbit the other day. Incredibly soft.

Do you have to say “stroked”, you nasty motherfukker? Can’t you just say “pet”. I “pet” a rabbit.
I’ll capture one of each spider, a Brown Recluse and Black Widow for you to “stroke”.

Good luck with that, animals don’t like you.
Next time I’ll say “poked”
Better……

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Happy bonfire night anyway nappy-head.
Like to put you on the fire and pour on some of that bourbon you’re so fond of drinking to make you sizzle a bit more.

[HermitParticipant]

You talk more schit than a schit eatin’ f@g…………oh, well……there you have it then.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

You talk more schit than a schit eatin’ f@g…………oh, well……there you have it then.

Do you wanks know anything? Never heard of bonfire night?
I’m dealing with planks of wood!
I’m going to bed now you chucklesome creature.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

My favorite lines from The Lighthouse, spoken by William Defoe:

Hark, Triton, Hark!
Bellow, and bid our father, the sea
king, rise up from the depths, full-
foul in his fury, black waves
teeming with salt-foam, to smother
this young mouth with pungent
slime…
(to Young)
… to choke ye, engorging yer
organs till ye turn blue and
bloated with bilge and brine and
can scream no more… only when,
he, crowned in c~~~le shells with
slithering tentacled tail and
steaming beard, takes up his fell,
be-finnèd arm -– his coral-tined
trident screeches banshee-like in
the tempest and runs you through
the gullet, bursting ye, a bulging
bladder no more, but a blasted
bloody film now — a nothing for
the Harpies and the souls of dead
sailors to peck and claw and feed
upon, only to be lapped up and
swallowed by the infinite waters of
the dread emperor himself,
forgotten to any man, to any time,
forgotten to any god or devil,
forgotten even to the sea… for
any stuff or part of Winslow, even
any scantling of your soul, is
Winslow no more, but is now itself
the sea.

How on earth William Defoe memorizes difficult lines in that movie and performs them flawlessly. Its awe inspiring.

The Lighthouse guys! watch it you damn sh!ts

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