Scary Mommy

[ExsliventxsParticipant 1067]

Holy s~~~…the things women think about.

The woman at my work who wears a size 0, always looks like she came straight from the salon, has a wardrobe I would kill for, and drives a Benz to work… well, she farted.. loudly.. in the middle of our monthly meeting… 🙂  (…..retarded, who the f~~~ cares about this type of s~~~?)

I wish I could go back in time and bitch slap the 1st woman who thought it was a good idea to put a dick in her mouth.

(I cum in your mouth once, it tastes bitter, your pussy is drenching me in bitter s~~~ and you don’t want me to kiss you immediately after oral either, dumb c~~~.)

Ladies, do future generations a favour and teach your sons to cook, clean and do laundry so they don’t grow up to be the kind of useless assholes most women on this site seem to be married to!

(So we can know how to replace women entirely?)

After I give my husband oral sex he won’t kiss me until I’ve brushed my teeth. I love him, so I always do.But since he can be a bit of an asshole, I always use his toothbrush.

(..Bit of an asshole? Like you can’t be a bit of a bitch? Like you’re being right now? Totally justified in her mind, psychotic behavior.)

http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/page/2/?orderby=like_count

 

F~~~ing terrifying. Holy s~~~, these women are functioning psychopaths. Most women are functioning psychopaths.

 

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

This site is f~~~ing epic

I just did a random one which said “I sometimes think I am a sociopath. I would be like Dexter and follow a code, but I could totally f~~~ing kill people and not get caught”

“Best friend’s cat went missing, then returned without testicles. Someone stole him and fixed him because an outside cat. She is angry about it, but didn’t even know he was gone for 2 weeks, I know b/c I did it.”

 

 

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

Don’t go back to that place, it is pure evil. Those women recognize what they are and revile in it. If ever it was people needed killing those bitches fit the bill. I have been there, and read the many… maaaany f~~~ed up things that spring forth from the cranial cases of these harridans. You might find out a few things about women, but if you want to have any respect for any of them, don’t go back.

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[experiencedParticipant]

Between ‘scary mommy’ and Sidecar’s ref to ‘blue waffle’ I started to barf twice.  They are nuclear arsenal materials. A ‘break the glass’ backup to see reality. Reality nonetheless.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Cipher HighwindParticipant 1144]

It is said that “anything you say can and will be used against you.”

I for one would encourage females to confess anything they please so that we might use this as evidence of our claims.

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