These are taken from the scary mommy website where women make tweet like confessions. DH seems to be husband.
This is what they really think.
I love to masturbate to cheating wife porn, I would die if DH knew.
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#515154
I love my DH but when he snores and I can’t sleep, I want to decapitate him.
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#515149
I have slept with over one hundred men and I think it’s awesome.
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#515137
I love the smell of my own farts. Sometimes I will fart on my hand and smell it to really get the full potential out of my fart!!!! The louder and stinkier…The better!!!
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#515122
I’m so tired. … single mom here…… I soooo don’t want to be a mom anymore.. this is hard and I’m probably screwing up my kids life
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#515119
I’m bad at therapy. I lie. I don’t want to lose certain pills I get.
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#515110
Dh thinks that I can’t lie worth a f~~~. He’d be shocked to know that’s one of my best lies 🙂
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#515102
I get jealous when I see beautiful homes when I’m like “welcome to my worn-down, waterdamaged, wood-paneled, basement apartment.” I just want white walls!
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#515097
My baby is 11 weeks old and we still haven’t done the deed since having her. I don’t see it happening anytime soon either. Yuck.
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#515074
I love my parrot, I love my kids and husband more but my parrot is special. He only loves me and he never whines plus he is beautiful
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#514998
I need to stop looking at my boss the way that I look at him, we are both in relationships. I can’t stop thinking about him though.
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#514994
My coworkers traditionally send flowers when you’re in the hospital after having a baby. I never got any after my 3rd was born 3 months ago, and it really upsets me, but I’m too nice to say anything about it.
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#514981
I stopped being friends with almost everyone I met in college because their lives are way better than mine.
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#514979
I still sleep with my baby, he is almost 8 months. And husband hasn’t slept in bed with us since baby was born. :s. Oh well I like it better this way 🙂
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#514951
Even though she’s never met him and hopefully never will, I wish DD’s bio dad would die, so I never have to worry about it happening. The thought of him anywhere near my little girl makes me sick.
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#514941
I haven’t had sex with DH in well over 10 years and I never will again. This thought makes me happy, he was always bumble and fumble in bed.
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#514923
I’m dating 4 different guys. Im technically still married to my sons dad and we live together atm. Being a slut is fun.
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#514914
Dh and I separated a few years ago for about 6 months. I had several one night stands during this time and continued to f~~~ other guys when we first got back together. I guess I wasn’t over his affair after all.
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#514910
I have a great husband, he is a wonderful father and provides extremely well for us, but he travels a lot, about half a year every year. I feel lonely and trapped all day with our 3 kids. I did not sign up for this.
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#514908
I know my husband is going to want to have sex tonight. I’m just not in to it. I feel like I should throw him a bone (ha ha), it’s been like two weeks.
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#514879
I have never orgasmed from penetration. I have primarily only orgasmed through masturbation (hand only, I don’t like toys). DH tries…and *thinks* he succeeds…
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#514862
Probably 75% of the time I’m aroused and ready for sex…the rest of the time I’m with my H.
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#514860
I pick fights with DH so that I can go to my room and read SM
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#514857
I give off a “good girl” vibe, but I’m really a total (married) slut. I sleep around…with men and women. It’s the only way I can stay married. People that know me would be SHOCKED.
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#514853
loads more on they site and totally eye opening.
TYE 5 years, 4 months ago.
