Save your money & time, just go to Vegas.

[mellow81Participant 105]

Any money you are thinking about spending on a woman, online dating, dating in general, just remember you can save it up & have an out of this world experience in Vegas.

1. The best time to go is in the summer. Granted, this is peak season so the higher end resorts will raise the prices. What makes this the best time to go is the pools. The hot women will go to the higher end resorts. So if you want better chances of having a good ol’ rumpus romp in the haystack with a 9+, go to a resort like The Mirage, Caesars, The Cosmo, MGM,etc. Weekend rates will he higher than weekday. If you can only go on the weekend, it’s still a good experience & the nightclubs will be open.

2. Look the part. Spend money on a nice pair or two of dress pants, dress shirt & shoes. You can go to outlet stores & save yourself well over $600.00 on designer clothes.

3. Summer season can be very hot. Well over 110 degrees sometimes 120. Make sure you drink plenty of water. Alcohol will dehydrate you & many people end up in the emergency room due to severe dehydration. Bring your own gallons of water(89 cents vs the overpriced water on the strip.) I can’t stress you enough to drink water. It will save you a $14,000.00 ER bill. Don’t neglect eating. Go to a buffet & eat your salads & greens. It will help with digestion & it will retain water in your body.

4. Go in with the attitude that attractive women want you but you are indifferent to getting laid. Walk confident. Talk confident. It will be a magnet for hot women. Don’t buy them drinks or anything for that matter. “No.” is the most powerful pickup line a man can use.

5. Eat at some fancy restaurant…ALONE. Never spend that money on a woman, no matter how good looking she is. You’ll be surprised to see how many women will actually be checking you out at the restaurant, while they are with someone else. It shows you have enough confidence to be alone which says you are content and confident with yourself.

6. Start working out now for the summer season. Lift weights. Train for mass & train for endurance & tone. You don’t have to be bulky bodybuilder. Being tone will get you tons of looks. I gotta say, you need to take it easy with the alcohol and carbs if you want results. Save it for Vegas. It will make the trip special.

Anyway, that’s it for me gents. I hope you can take some of this information to have a good time because that’s what life is all about fellas!

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

What the hell just happened?

If Anthony Robbins with an erection has decided to diversify into self help, motivational stuff for blue pill guys that need a plan:

Can he at least be a little more subtle about it.

And I haven’t been told to eat my ‘salad and greens’ since my grandmother told me that. And she stopped telling me what to eat when I was about eleven.

[Jim01Participant 6678]

why go to this much effort for sex? Sounds like a PUA advert

[Duke TogoParticipant 2664]

I don’t know if this is a joke or tuna…

But I do agree life is about having a good time.

[Anonymous 13]

Thanks for that advice,

BUT

The very idea of spending a fortune to get to Vegas, hotels, restaurants, fake women etc etc just to get laid? makes my stomach heave.

All that precious money I can save by NOT going would buy me something very nice or go towards my retirement.

A week in Vegas with all it’s fakery versus sanity at home sweet home and the money would buy me countless trips out or short breaks in peaceful idyllic places here.

I’m old.

[XackStrykerParticipant 239]

My hands don’t cheat, complain, take my s~~~, etc…

They are not worth the effort anymore, find a hobby man!!!

[Anonymous 3]

I think you’re on the wrong website. Go post that on Return of Kings.

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

“Save your money” and “go to Vegas”, that is the first time i have heard both the phrases in the same sentence.

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Morpheus wrote:

“Save your money” and “go to Vegas”, that is the first time i have heard both the phrases in the same sentence.

Seems more like an oxymoron..

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[J.R. “Bob” DobbsParticipant 521]

ScarberianMPTGL wrote:

Solaire wrote:

“Save your money” and “go to Vegas”, that is the first time i have heard both the phrases in the same sentence.

Seems more like an oxymoron..

Nope, just an ordinary moron. Sounds like a Chad to me…

The only winner in this scenario is the house.

Quote from a former boss: "Don't get married...the fucking you get ain't worth the fucking you get."

[WallyParticipant]

Hey no chance of pregnancy or STDs because it all stays in Vegas right?

Sounds like PUA, do enjoy Vegas but to see a cirque show, or hang with my friends, not to chase tail.

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[X11Spectator 4520]

I will stay home eat steak, smoke some weed, jerk off then sleep.

not that different from any other day really.

you can send me a postcard from Vegas.

Also, what was the op thinking?

[ghostParticipant]

Sky-O wrote:

What the hell just happened?

My thoughts exactly.

[MACHOParticipant]

Morpheus wrote:

“Save your money” and “go to Vegas”, that is the first time i have heard both the phrases in the same sentence

Indeed! Well the OP might just be fed up with life! people do crazy things in the end after a life time of hard work!

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[OldBillParticipant]

While the Mellow’s post reeks of the PUA mindset, Vegas and Reno are good vacation spots IF you don’t gamble and IF you don’t fall for all the usual “up-sell” scams.

Gambling by idiots and overpriced “VIP” services sold to other idiots means your airfare, hotels, meals, and entertainment costs are all subsidized by fools.

You can golf relatively cheaply on great courses. You can ski in Reno cheaply. If you avoid any “hot” and “trendy” venue, you can dine very well and see top notch entertainment at moderate prices. There’s a lot to do in and around Vegas apart from the Strip and there’s even more to do in and around Reno.

One final note, you should work out for yourself and not because it will attract better looking c~~~s. In the dark c~~~s are c~~~s and the packaging they come in means very little.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[MrMeParticipant 651]

I agree with the workout part of the text but I disagree that working out should be about the looks.
Working out should be about making yourself a better/healthy version of you.

Vegas is overrated btw.

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