Sagas of the Faroe Islands

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

So I’m here in the Faroes for last Friday’s solar eclipse and at dinner last night, the event organizer brought in a local storyteller to share with us some of the ancient stories of the islands and their people.

This storyteller, as you might imagine, was a strong, liberated female with the kind of smarmy voice and delivery that lets you know you’re about to have some misandry delivered by fire hose at you… think Whoopie Goldberg with blonde, curly hair and you’ll get the picture.

The story was of Ahnnika… a beautiful but terribly oppressed young woman, her father the wealthy and corrupt politician, her even more corrupt uncle, the priest of the village, an ugly, older stranger from another island who wins her in a card game and the poor but handsome farmhand who she loves and gets knocked up by. All the classic elements of a princess fairytale, as you might expect. And at every turn where the girl defies her evil father, rejects the beliefs of her terrible uncle, fights off the advances of the ugly stranger and then physically defaces her farmhand lover turned betrayer with a hot iron spoon, some wrinkled old bitty in the audience yells “you go girl!”

Here’s the REAL story from a MGTOW point of view:

Hot, young and rich chick who never got the seventh pony she wanted decides she’s oppressed and so f~~~s some s~~~ covered farmhand to get back at daddy for being strong and successful and making her want things she can’t have. Dad marries the little bitch off to some guy who owns the next island over to get rid of her and she uses her youth and beauty to manipulate the situation so that she can bring her lover along with her so she can have wealth and dick and get back at everyone by being a raging t~~~ about it.

Fast forward a few years and now she’s developed a serious “I own this f~~~ing island and you will wipe the sheep s~~~ off your shoes before you come into this house” attitude. Now that the farmhand isn’t useful for p~~~ing off anyone anymore, she jilts him in favor of some other, richer and better looking dude who owns a slightly larger island and the farmhand, in a bold declaration of independence, signals her dad, turns her in to him, collects his reward and goes on to f~~~ some other man’s beautiful, narcissistic daddy hating c~~~.

The f~~~ing end!

[RoyDalParticipant]

Stargazer wrote:

So I’m here in the Faroes for last Friday’s solar eclipse …

Cool!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Anonymous 5]

You’ve no idea how often I’ve seen that second version play out in some form or another.

Pretty little rich girls are the most entitled on the planet, and the most irresponsible.
Substitute s~~~ covered farmhand for real life bad boy and you’ll have the backbone of every plot. (as you say, mostly to p~~~ parents off)
I’ve lived long enough to see the aftermath though.
The ones who played the entitled bitch game the hardest, we’re the ones who ended up with the most miserable lives.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Yes, the good news is that in this particular saga, the young female was dragged back to the capital city and drowned in the harbor. So there is justice, even in the sagas. At the end of the day, reality can not be bought, begged or beaten into submission and people do, for the most part, get what they deserve.

[DakotaParticipant 341]

Your story about some bitty shouting “you go girl” sounds like this is some seeping feminist s~~~ that was introduced in the past decade.

I recently went to see a Barbershop group that was here traveling throughout the US.  They usually try to include the audience in a song.  A sweet old man, 70+ years, stood up on stage to give parts of the song to different parts of the audience, like men sing the low notes and women the high.  So as he started to say, “When I raise this hand the men sing…” a foul-middle-aged-bitter-feminist creature from the second row blurted-out “GIRLS TOO.”  The man was visibly confused and most of the audience couldn’t make out what she said except that she was rude and interrupted a fun presentation in a crowded performance hall.  I was quietly praying that the person sitting next to her would elbow her nose up into her scull causing a brain hemorrhage.  No such luck.

According to the feminist agenda (apparently), whenever men are spoken to as a group, womyn must be rude and yell something “pro-womyn.”  I’m starting to come around to their point of view, believe it or not.  I mean, that old man was trying to take away their voting rights, overturn Roe v Wade, and scrap the Family and Medical Leave Act ALL while simultaneously singing in harmony.

Sounds like you went on a very cool trip.  I hope you had a great time…dumb bitch, notwithstanding.

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