Safe sex for a mgtow

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

Now this is what i call a full prof condom

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Full body condom. Nielson was the man, Just don’t call him Shirley (from Airplane). We miss you Leslie.

[Anonymous 42]

F~~~ that, I’m working on a latex body dip!I still haven’t figured out how to breath….

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22591]

Good joke. Just remember to have to poke a few holes to breath.

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8288]

Sex could be a lot of fun without pregnancies, diseases, and hearing women talk.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Faust For Science wrote:

Good joke. Just remember to have to poke a few holes to breath.

Yes but remember, women often poke hole in condoms to get pregnant and saddle guys with paternity suits. LOL.

[BigDParticipant 3024]

Hmm, I thought you were going to say, Three condoms, do her in the butt, and when throwing away the condom putting some hot sauce in there so she won’t reverse the condom and stick it in her c~~~ cave to try to get a baby.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

Vasectomy plus condoms.

You get the vasectomy for the accompanying paperwork. That legal documentation protects you from false paternity claims, which can happen whether you’re snipped or not and all too often even if you’ve never actually had sex with the woman. Documentation of your sterility protects you in all cases.

The condom protects you from sexually transmitted diseases, and also helps keep your fertility status a secret. They are also a convenient way to dispose of any unwanted hot sauce you might happen to be carrying on your person.

FunInTheSun wrote:

and hearing women talk.

One of the few things from all that bondage fetish stuff that actually seems worthwhile: the gags. And not just for during sex.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

sidecar wrote:

One of the few things from all that bondage fetish stuff that actually seems worthwhile: the gags. And not just for during sex.

So true. One of my favorite lines from a kinky porno where a famous porno Diva is negotiating with the director.
Diva: I insist that my dog be included in all my sex scenes.
Director: Well alright. But I draw the line at goats.
Diva: Goats??? What kind of a girl do you think I am?

Hilarious point being – women can act like sluts but don’t call them on it.

[Bestieboy666Participant 2358]

I’m keeping the camera on in case you regret it in the morning

Women are so bad, if they changed the law so I kept the house, I still wouldn't marry one. I'd rather be homeless.

[experiencedParticipant]

@bobphilo,
Many laydeez don’t go for bestiality because they’re vegans… cucumbers, bananas, zucchini.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

experienced wrote:

@bobphilo,
Many laydeez don’t go for bestiality because they’re vegans… cucumbers, bananas, zucchini.

Ha Ha, experienced.
You’d be surprised at what women have sex with for money. Dogs, horses, goats, pigs, snakes. As long as the money is right.
I guess the diva in the movie was being selective in drawing the line at goats.

[Sky-OParticipant 18965]

Using condoms could be considered ‘safe sex’ and they prevent some STDs.

But I guess I’ve become so warped and jaded at this point, from all of the news stories I have read in the last two years and the ominous path that society has been taking that when I first read the title to this thread ‘Safe Sex For a MGTOW’, I though the replies would include information on:

How to set up a GoPro camera to film every and any sexual encounter with a woman.

Written contracts, and

Having an attorney available at all times in case of a false rape charge.

At this point, condoms can only prevent STDs. A condom won’t keep you out of prison for a decade for a crime you did not commit.

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