Rodney Dangerfield on Marital Sex

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

“My wife and I are always arguing about money and sex, money and sex. I tell ya, she charges me too much”.

“We agreed to only smoke after sex. I’m down to half a pack a week. What bothers me is she’s up to 2 packs a day”

“The other day I bought a used car. I found my wife’s dress in the back seat”.

Gotta love Rodney.

[HitmanParticipant]

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Not wife-related but “The other day I went to a restaurant and asked for some quiche. They told me to quiche their ass.”

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[AttonParticipant]

Indeed he is a funny motherf~~~er.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

He’s a riot!!

Quotes:

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

:O

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[ExecrationParticipant 1496]

Based on his choice of humor his wife must have been hell to live with.

[CataphractParticipant 2656]

They say that to be able to produce ‘true art’ the ‘artist’ needs to have suffered, in Rodney’s case that suffering came in the form of marriage.

Marriage: About as appealing as wood-chipper diving.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

One of my favorites:

“My wife gives great headache.”

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Rodney tells it like it is about women based on his dating days.

This girl called me and said, come on over there’s nobody here.
I went on over. There was nobody there!!!
Moral – Never believe a woman.

I had a blind date with a woman named Louise so I went up to her and said,
Me: Are you Louise?
She: Are you Rodney?
Me: Yes.
She: Then I’m not Louise.
Moral – Women think men are beneath them.

[MutineerParticipant 1467]

"The secret to happiness is freedom... And the secret to freedom is courage." - Thucydides

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