Road Trip Urination

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

When circumstances demand innovation:

I just created this and field tested it in the last 24 hours.

And I am going to be fine tuning the container system (possibly seeking out a mass production supplier in China)

But the prototype was put into action over the course of a ten hour road trip to the next drop zone so I can continue jumping out of planes.

When I loaded up my Jeep with cans of Starbucks Doubleshot, Red Bull and Monster Java (Mean Bean), I realized my bladder wasn’t going to be able to hold out.

And I had a problem last week while going 80mph at 3am, taking a leak in a Gatorade bottle. I struggled to get the lid on it after urinating while shifting, etc and spilled urine all over.

In the aftermath of what I called ‘Urine-aggedon’, I created a prooven method to contain road trip urine safely.

01: One empty plastic one gallon milk containers, filled

02: 40% with high absorbent cat litter, and

03: 20% paint hardener crystals

Then as the container starts to fill, it absorbs & solidifies as urine enters. I even tested by filling one almost to the top and it was turning into a lava-like thick formation.

Put the cap on, then shaking it up added to the effectiveness of the cat litter absorbency and paint hardener activation.

Then took the cap off and let it tip over on a hard turn and nothing came out.

Im not Nikola Tesla but this might be my greatest invention.

[Mike_CroftParticipant 120]

You may be the grossest genius ever.

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

Can’t you just stop and mark your territory behind a bush?

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[Manspread MansplainerParticipant 4222]

You need to file a patent pronto!
Before your Chinese manufacturers rip you off with their knock off brands.

If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

[Anonymous 54]

Well thank God we saved some pages for this….

[HitmanParticipant]

those solid blocks can be turned in to walls,
of a house.

here’s an hour and a half documentary to prove my point.
great watch btw….

[AussieParticipant 2509]

I just poke my dick out the window and keep on driving. It does make a mess of the car sometimes however….

" I feel threatened "

[Anonymous 42]

What about making a pee-tot tube?

I Wouldn’t want to be the guy working on your jeep but when you gotta go you gotta go! Plus the natural vacuum under the vehicle will keep the tube clear of cigarette buts, candy wrappers, and whatever else you throw down the hole!

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

So was it the lemon-lime gatorade bottle?

[Y_Participant 4591]

genius – but don’t NASA or the Russians have something like that?

[CombatRollParticipant 2594]

I think you should call it “Urine Luck”

[Blood AxeParticipant 1179]

Urine-aggedon. I’ve been there before. I didn’t know what to call it. Thanks for the new term Sky-O. LMFAO

Back off Barbie!

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Blood Axe wrote:

Urine-aggedon. I’ve been there before. I didn’t know what to call it. Thanks for the new term Sky-O. LMFAO

I pulled up to a pump at a Chevron once at 4am when in road trip mode.

Opened my door and poured a full gallon of urine out, then looked at the pump at that one had red tags on it like it was out of service.

So I pulled forward about 12 feet to the next one.

Then a guy in a black Corvette that was cranking Puff Daddy & Notorious BIG pulled up to the pump I had left.

He got out and stepped in my urine puddle and yelled ‘What the f~~~!!’

He looked at me and asked if there was a fuel spill and I told him some guy had just pulled up and emptied a container and it might have been urine.

He freaked out, kicked his shoes off and yelled ‘My socks are f~~~ing wet!!’

And I was like ‘What the hell is wrong with people?’

Then he pulled his socks off and said he was going inside ‘Im gonna have them pull the camera footage. . . . I’m taking legal action.’

But, like Oops dips~~~. It’s 4am and the store is closed f~~~ face.

And his slut was yelling at him asking him what was wrong.

Sky-0 rolled out with my 9lb toy breed sidekick, and Slayer turned up, top down in the Jeep

‘On and on south of heaven!!’

Like a boss.

[Blood AxeParticipant 1179]

Sky-O wrote:

Blood Axe wrote:

Urine-aggedon. I’ve been there before. I didn’t know what to call it. Thanks for the new term Sky-O. LMFAO

I pulled up to a pump at a Chevron once at 4am when in road trip mode.

Opened my door and poured a full gallon of urine out, then looked at the pump at that one had red tags on it like it was out of service.

So I pulled forward about 12 feet to the next one.

Then a guy in a black Corvette that was cranking Puff Daddy & Notorious BIG pulled up to the pump I had left.

He got out and stepped in my urine puddle and yelled ‘What the f~~~!!’

He looked at me and asked if there was a fuel spill and I told him some guy had just pulled up and emptied a container and it might have been urine.

He freaked out, kicked his shoes off and yelled ‘My socks are f~~~ing wet!!’

And I was like ‘What the hell is wrong with people?’

Then he pulled his socks off and said he was going inside ‘Im gonna have them pull the camera footage. . . . I’m taking legal action.’

But, like Oops dips~~~. It’s 4am and the store is closed f~~~ face.

And his slut was yelling at him asking him what was wrong.

Sky-0 rolled out with my 9lb toy breed sidekick, and Slayer turned up, top down in the Jeep

‘On and on south of heaven!!’

Like a boss.

This is comedy gold. I can’t stop laughing. My face hurts, it’s to much man. Hey you might have cured his athlete’s foot.

Back off Barbie!

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

BloodAxe,

That’s nothing.

I’m a serial urinenator.

After an 11 hour road trip once, I pulled into a DZ late and had to take a leak.

Opened a Redhook IPA and walked over to a couple of buddy’s.

Another one pulled in bitching about how he forgot to get windshield wiper fluid and I told him not to worry since I had an extra gallon in my Jeep and I would put it in his truck.

Then when he disappeared, I went over to his rig with my other buddy’s and said ‘Watch this’

Popped the hood, took the cap off the reservoir and emptied my bladder in it.

He was out in the desert a couple of days later, spraying urine all over his windshield due to dust getting on it.

LOL

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

BloodAxe,

Check out my reply in another thread from yesterday about the time I woke up at a buddy’s house after a night of drinking and the bathroom upstairs was locked.

I went downstairs to the laundry room where there was a cat litter box and dropped a 3lb slug in it then rolled out.

Hours later, my buddy called and said ‘Really?. . .’

And I just said ‘Meeooow. . . Meeeoooow’

And he hung up.

[Blood AxeParticipant 1179]

Damn Sky-O you have some funny stuff. I don’t see the problem. If your buddy can clean cat turds out of the litter box then why not human s~~~, lol. It’s not like you s~~~ on the floor. When you gotta go you gotta go.

Back off Barbie!

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Blood Axe wrote:

It’s not like you s~~~ on the floor. When you gotta go you gotta go.

2012. . .

A bar in Arizona.

I had just done unleashing Dio’s ‘Holy Diver’ on karaoke and went back up to the bar for another shot of Jager and a Heineken.

The bartender saw me, turned around and pushed a glass of water towards me and told me I was done drinking for the night.

And NOBODY cuts the Sky-0 off, ever!!

I already knew that the bartender at that place had to check/clean the bathrooms at the end of the night anyway.

So I grabbed a buddy, told him to block the door to the men’s room:

Went in and dropped an atomic deuce in a urinal.

Then we rolled out.

Don’t cut me off at 12:45am !!!

Or there are consequences!!

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