Road Rage with Nasty C~~~s

[Anonymous 54]

I got a 15 passenger van. 7,000 pounds.

If your in the fast lane theyll stack up behind you. (In heavy traffic). If your in the slow lane youll lose your mind. Love that middle lane floatin along with the Pro’s!!!

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

blade wrote:

Your windscreen washer jets that spray water on your window . Stick a pin in it and adjust it so it sprays over your roof the you can spray the c~~~ behind . Do it to passenger side window sprayer . Fun fun fun .

And no one says it has to be water…

I drive hours every day and haven’t specifically noticed this where I live. Did happen once though. Some middle aged woman in a family car was driving right up my arse like an idiot, then pulls off the road and tries to overtake me on the wrong side… unbelievable. We passed a parked car and she had to give up.

When she got close again, I kept my foot on the accelerator and with the other foot, kicked the brake pedal. Only braked for a fraction of a moment, but for that instant it would have been like I stomped on it. She hit her brakes hard and fish-tailed along for a while til she regained control.

Then she stayed many car lengths back. Problem solved.

This post is for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken as advice. 😉

[Anonymous 54]

Remember..If someone is tailgaiting you and there is contact, it is the car in front that will spin out and probably crash.

And if the little princess is in front of you ,well..you are legaly responsable for the nose of your car.
Always remember the stakes are high on these sort of activitys.A good chance to practice your zen.I know its diffecult believe me. I could could put them where ever I want them.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

One more thing—wear a ball cap with either NASCAR on it or Rebel. And don’t scream at them—yell this instead: YOU’UNS HAVE A REAL PRETTY MOUTH! YEEEEEE HAAAAAHHHH

They will avoid you like the plague.

[Anonymous 54]

PistolPete wrote:

One more thing—wear a ball cap with either NASCAR on it or Rebel. And don’t scream at them—yell this instead: YOU’UNS HAVE A REAL PRETTY MOUTH! YEEEEEE HAAAAAHHHH

They will avoid you like the plague.

Spoken like a true Southern Boy!! Im like Earnheart Sr. Behind you!!! (Well, in my dreams) But I can still put you into what ever I choose!hahh

[Back in BlackParticipant 1732]

Dude,

This tailgating bulls~~~ is very dangerous. It used to p~~~ me off to no end. It took me years to figure out the best way for me to handle it. Basically, these f~~~s that do this are pieces of s~~~. I do not want to be anywhere near them.

What I do is I see them coming in advance. Ive gotten very good at spotting them as soon as I see them coming. As quickly as is safely possible I will pull over and let them go. It is the only way that works for me.

The other options are no good: 1. Let them tailgate and endanger my life. 2. Tailgate them back and get in road rage – not good. If an altercation ever occurred (physical) I lose even if I win.

Bottom line: I don’t engage with these losers. I have way more peace in my life and zero chance of harming someone in a moment of anger.

"Women are directly adapted to act as the nurses and educators of our early childhood, for the simple reason that they themselves are childish, foolish, and short-sighted—in a word, are big children all their lives, something intermediate between the child and the man, who is a man in the strict sense of the word. Consider how a young girl will toy day after day with a child, dance with it and sing to it; and then consider what a man, with the very best intentions in the world, could do in her place.” Quote from Arthur Shopenhauer, 17th century philosopher

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Anonymous wrote:

I’m going 10 MPH over the speed limit. Bitch in an SUV is right behind me like 6″ from my bumper. F~~~ing c~~~ is flashing her head lights, swerving on the shoulder driving insane.

When this happens I drop down to about five miles under the speed limit and then give them a big smile when they pass. This really p~~~es them off.

It works especially well on the roads where I know where all the speed traps are. There are few things in life more satisfying than seeing the bitch who tried to brake check me getting a ticket five miles down the road.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

heavicidal-

This happens to me all the time. Ladies seem to drive much more aggressively than men.
I used to drive a Miata and I was run off the road by crazy women on more than one occasion.

I now just drive in the slow lane and listen to music or talk radio. The gentlemen here have some great ideas. The idea of installing a video camera is great. Installing NRA or Glock or Smith and Wesson bumper stickers is pure genius.

The temptation to retaliate is probably great, but just ignore them.

[Anonymous 54]

In reallity, theres nothing you can do.The safest thing to do is to hold even and try to put yourself in a position where you wont need to slam on the brakes.Try to move over to the right if possable.

[Anonymous 25]

Yes there is an increase in this type of behaviour by women. The important point is that these are dangerous women, because feminism is a mental illness and the criminal injustice system is handing out pussy passes like tic tacs.

From your description, all the warning signs are there to tell you to avoid these women:

1) stress;
2) mental health;
3) hatred of men

Reframe the experience and think something to yourself like ‘that women is really stressed, there must be something wrong with her mental health, best avoid her because she could have an anger attack and attack me and then lie about it or make false allegations’.

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

I stopped at a zebra crossing once to let a pedestrian go. Seconds later I felt somebody slam into the back of me. No major damage, my neck just hurt for a while afterward. A woman behind me hadn’t noticed that I’d stopped and proceeded to drive into my bumper.

In addition to never apologising, she tried to pin the blame on me, claiming that I’d “stopped too suddenly”. Bull-s~~~. It wasn’t like somebody had run across the road and I’d slammed on the brakes at break-neck speed. I wound to a stop at a pedestrian crossing (which is what you’re meant to do) and had she been concentrating, she would’ve had plenty of time to do the same.

Later, it turned out that she didn’t have any insurance. So I received a call from her later that day, saying that she was going to take out an insurance policy and then tell them that she’d just been in an accident. She was calling me because she wanted me to back up her story, and yacked away at me about it for well over fifteen minutes. Eventually she said, “Okay, I’ll let you think about it. Will call you back.” Thankfully, I didn’t hear from her again.

Of course when I told some friends about all this, they said, “Cut her some slack, she might’ve had a s~~~ty husband who rode her ass about the car being damaged.”

Cry me a bleeding river.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[rightturnclydeParticipant 705]

Heard this from a co-worker whose cop friend told him this: Lady rear ends a car at an intersection, cop asks her if she was distracted – using her phone maybe? Looking away from the road maybe? No she replies, the guy in front of me slammed on his brakes to try to get me in an accident. Cop tells her to look in his rear view mirror. She sees a smear of lipstick going from the corner of her mouth to her ear.
I actually had a similar experience to Heavicidal’s yesterday morning, Lady was on my ass 1/4 of the way to work and finally passed me and 4 other cars. When I pulled up beside her as she sat in the left turn lane all I could see was this frantic movement. For a second I thought she was gesturing me but it was simply her on step 4 of mascara application. Obviously late and didn’t give a f~~~ about anybody around her.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Always be watchful of women in SUV’s (the nicer the SUV the more dangerous) and guys in trucks (the bigger the more dangerous). These are the worst types of drivers I’ve ever witnessed. I see these people on the road daily. Both think they own the road, both think there is no such thing as a speed limit and that they are invincible.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[It’sallbsParticipant]

Zen is the bets option as difficult as it is to achieve. I used to drive 4,000 miles a month when I was a sales rep.

HGVs tailgating me in the 50mph limit with average speed cameras everywhere really tested my remain calm and ignore it skills.

Hitting huge patches of motorway at 70mph where the surface is missing despite paying a fortune in road tax is another one where calmness is tough.

Trust me certainly in britain with dangerous crumbling overcrowded roads and dickhead everywhere calmness is the best way.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

I’ve had c~~~s tail gating me, and what i do is break slowly then drive at a crawling speed. I then accelerate like a psycho when they try to over take causing them to slam on their breaks and honk like mad at me.

F~~~ing blow me c~~~s.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

It’s only going to get worse. I had 4 not at fault accidents in 10 years with my Cobalt. 3 out of the 4 people who hit me were women. When drivers see a smaller car, they don’t care and will pull out in front of you, tailgate, pass on the right etc.

Woman can’t drive safely. Even the elderly women who drive slower make many mistakes that can f~~~ up someone’s day.

Remember, it’s not worth letting the c~~~s rent out space in your head. It’s not worth going to jail over something that could have been avoided.

The way those dumb broads drive those SUV’s, they will end up paying double what the car is worth since they wear them out within a couple years.

Classical music also helps.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Consider a sign which reads, “Smile. Your aggressive driving is being recorded.”

[bladeParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

blade wrote:

Your windscreen washer jets that spray water on your window . Stick a pin in it and adjust it so it sprays over your roof the you can spray the c~~~ behind . Do it to passenger side window sprayer . Fun fun fun .

Hey blade, try using motor oil dripped into the exhaust manifold for an instant smokescreen at will!

When I did towing I mounted twin headlights on the rear superstructure! Highbeams in my fleet mirrors didn’t last very long! All I had to do was click them on and immediately off! They dropped their highbeams every single time and usually under a second!

Guys use to do that here with the light . It was called an arsehole light

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 1]

Back in Black wrote:

Dude,

This tailgating bulls~~~ is very dangerous. It used to p~~~ me off to no end. It took me years to figure out the best way for me to handle it. Basically, these f~~~s that do this are pieces of s~~~. I do not want to be anywhere near them.

Yes, it is dangerous. Also, completely useless for them too. Most of the time, I end up next to them at the traffic light. All the risk taking doesn’t even get them to work faster. Thats what makes me so mad. These delusional psychotics really believe they are getting ahead of me and are totally willing to risk everybody’s life because they might get to work 30 seconds sooner.

[Anonymous 1]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

This happens to me all the time. Ladies seem to drive much more aggressively than men.

That’s what I’ve been noticing too. I had an old woman probably in her 70’s pass me in a school zone. Speed limit is 35MPH, I’m going almost 40MPH. Crazy c~~~ is tail gating me bad. Kids are getting out from school and walking on the side walks. Then this bitch swerves into the wrong lane passes me and cuts me off so hard I have to hit my brakes. I look over and she looks like a psyched out grandma. I started screaming at her and she got freaked out. Then she pulls a U-turn and goes back where she came from like she was really scared of me.

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