RING PIECE ON EARTH/LITTLE BUMMER BOY

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

This is just a MUCH polished version of Davie Bowie and Bing Crosby’s.

Cum, they told me rump bump-a bump bump
Our new torn ring to bleed, rump bump-a bump bump
Our finest gift bring we, HIV rump bump-a bump bump
A gay we sing, rump bump-a bump bump
Stick it up you’re bum, stick it up you’re bum, stick it up you’re bum
So straddle him, rump bump-a bump bump
When you cum

Are you gay, maybe rump bump-a bump bump
I am a bummer boy too rump bump-a bump bump
My only gift to bring rump bump-a bump bump
That’s fit to give a new torn ring rump bump-a bump bump
Stick it up you’re bum, stick it up you’re bum, stick it up papa’s bum
Shall I play with your tea-bags rump bump-a bump bump
Or stick it up you’re bum?

He twitched, rump bump-a bump bump
Him and the little bummer bitch rump bump-a bump bump
I played with his bum for him rump bump-a bump bump
I gave a positive test for him rump bump-a bump bump
Stick it up you’re bum, stick it up you’re bum, stick it up you’re chums bum
Then he winked at me rump bump-a bump bump
Him and his bum

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

I’ve been making up ones like this in my head to this tune too actually. Its just hard to resist. Mine are not as explicit or extreme as yours but yes, they are on the same principle.

Oh how grown up are we?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

I’ve been making up ones like this in my head to this tune too actually. Its just hard to resist. Mine are not as explicit or extreme as yours but yes, they are on the same principle.
Oh how grown up are we?

I don’t want to grow up.
Surely it’s better being Peter Pan, than using a Bedpan…..

I’m missing that Midwest sex pest in a Spaghetti stained vest already.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Priceless debauch of despicable delight. Thanks for the bursts of laughter and grinning with drool! Got a lot of sh!t going on today but had to read that.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I wish I could gift you like 10 Stars for that one Colin. That one needs to be a real Holiday Tradition now. I will be looking for this thread next Xmas too.

A new torn ring to bleed, bump, rump a bump CUM, right in a BUM…. LOLOLOL

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I wish I could gift you like 10 Stars for that one Colin. That one needs to be a real Holiday Tradition now. I will be looking for this thread next Xmas too.
A new torn ring to bleed, bump, rump a bump CUM, right in a BUM…. LOLOLOL

It’s a real classic isn’t it.

As both are dead, I will sing for “David” and little Herm can be “Bing”(he was an old f*ck as well).

Keep ringing the bums matey!!

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I’ve been making up ones like this in my head to this tune too actually. Its just hard to resist. Mine are not as explicit or extreme as yours but yes, they are on the same principle.Oh how grown up are we?

I don’t want to grow up.Surely it’s better being Peter Pan, than using a Bedpan…..
I’m missing that Midwest sex pest in a Spaghetti stained vest already.

To be honest I think we are all the lost boys, so the Peter Pan thing is quite apt. Casualties of gyocentrism who just vanished (or at least who wanted to).

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I’ve been making up ones like this in my head to this tune too actually. Its just hard to resist. Mine are not as explicit or extreme as yours but yes, they are on the same principle.Oh how grown up are we?

I don’t want to grow up.Surely it’s better being Peter Pan, than using a Bedpan…..I’m missing that Midwest sex pest in a Spaghetti stained vest already.

To be honest I think we are all the lost boys, so the Peter Pan thing is quite apt. Casualties of gyocentrism who just vanished (or at least who wanted to).

True. Lone rangers on a tumbleweed littered road to nowhere.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

what are you doing right now COlin? Its the late night in England. You getting drunk?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

what are you doing right now COlin? Its the late night in England. You getting drunk?

No, I am listening to music.
Cold wave/Dark wave and Post Punk.

Will be going off in a minute as I have work on the morrow.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Be well my friend. SLUMBER like a newborn king next to a smelly mule’s pool of urine

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Be well my friend. SLUMBER like a newborn king next to a smelly mule’s pool of urine

Instead of counting sheep, I’ll be counting bales of tumbleweed.

Continue castigating those brown paper baggers buddy!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Oh whorey night, the Sluts are swiping rightly.
It is the night of our dear Chad’s girth
Long lay the wood in slits of herpes crawling
Chad’s pole burrows trim near a hearth.

A pill of Plan B, a worried whore rejoices
Four wander and freak a new hymen torn

FALL ON YOUR KNEES
Or fear your anal orifice
O night swine
O night when Chad was porn
O night boxed wine
The night Dee gave me Herpes

O filled dope veins whore rejoices
Full length black rubber dildo disappears in her

FALL ON YOUR KNEES
Oh? here! points to anal orifice
O night inserted
O night when Chad was porn
O nightie stained with brown goop
O night walks funny

Ooh muff boxes raw
Oozing spunk right out of rear, Chad’s girth
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah
It was a holey holey holey nightie, oh oh HOE! Slam that c o c k home

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

Good to see we are all getting into the Christmas spirit.

Whenever I see a picture of a woman on an donkey led by a man, I think of Joseph the patron saint of cucks. No wonder they call him “St Joseph the worker” -that is what Betas are for.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Oh whorey night, the Sluts are swiping rightly.It is the night of our dear Chad’s girthLong lay the wood in slits of herpes crawlingChad’s pole burrows trim near a hearth.
A pill of Plan B, a worried whore rejoicesFour wander and freak a new hymen torn
FALL ON YOUR KNEESOr fear your anal orificeO night swineO night when Chad was pornO night boxed wineThe night Dee gave me Herpes
O filled dope veins whore rejoicesFull length black rubber dildo disappears in her
FALL ON YOUR KNEESOh? here! points to anal orificeO night insertedO night when Chad was pornO nightie stained with brown goopO night walks funny
Ooh muff boxes rawOozing spunk right out of rear, Chad’s girthOh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeahIt was a holey holey holey nightie, oh oh HOE! Slam that c o c k home

Gravel Pit wrote:

Oh whorey night, the Sluts are swiping rightly.It is the night of our dear Chad’s girthLong lay the wood in slits of herpes crawlingChad’s pole burrows trim near a hearth.
A pill of Plan B, a worried whore rejoicesFour wander and freak a new hymen torn
FALL ON YOUR KNEESOr fear your anal orificeO night swineO night when Chad was pornO night boxed wineThe night Dee gave me Herpes
O filled dope veins whore rejoicesFull length black rubber dildo disappears in her
FALL ON YOUR KNEESOh? here! points to anal orificeO night insertedO night when Chad was pornO nightie stained with brown goopO night walks funny
Ooh muff boxes rawOozing spunk right out of rear, Chad’s girthOh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeahIt was a holey holey holey nightie, oh oh HOE! Slam that c o c k home

Ha ha!, I like it. More befitting.

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