Revolt in Lower Colonistan

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

Reports just coming in from the capitol of Lower Colonistan, Buttholia tell tale a graphic violence  and much suffering. The rebel forces collectively known as S~~~STORM, and have laid waste to the Presidents palace. It is not known how many casualties were sustained in this day long assault. President Assman could not be reached for comment. S~~~STORM leaders have taken control of most of the country outside major cities and are calling for the overthrow of the current regime. Moe news as it becomes available….

(just my way of saying I’ve had the drizzling s~~~s all day, enjoy)

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

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