Review Movies On This Thread (Even The Ones That You Hate)

[Anonymous 6]

Review them here. I will review Dirty Dancing.

1. Dirty Dancing is about four things: A. Abortion, B. Trust C. Dancing D. Jews

2. It stars Patrick Swaze, a bitch in real life and a blue pill bitch in the movie

3. The main chick got a nose job in real life after the movie (Look at D in #1, yeah fill in the blanks)

4. The soundtrack will make you full-on sterile. It will also make your post menopausal neighbor lady want to be your friend if she hears you playing it.

5. If you watch this movie and you have a functioning penis, then you need to walk down to your local police station and pay them to beat you severely.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22523]

I really cant stand any movie nowadays that has any “love” or “romance” subplot in it.

As only watch streaming video, I zip right over them now.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[GeraldParticipant 3623]

3000 Miles to Graceland

1) movie made to essentially show off Courtney Cox’s t~~~. Look great in the movie.

2) Elvis impersonators shoot up a bunch of s~~~, turn on each other and lose their minds.

3) woman f~~~s everything up.

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[experiencedParticipant]

The Darkest Hour 2017

8/10

great movie although -2/10 for the ‘wife pushing him to be personable” and the “imagined”? part about him almost “displaying himself” to his secretary at a stairwell.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Anonymous 6]

Gerald wrote:

3000 Miles to Graceland

1) movie made to essentially show off Courtney Cox’s t~~~. Look great in the movie.

2) Elvis impersonators shoot up a bunch of s~~~, turn on each other and lose their minds.

3) woman f~~~s everything up.

You are spot on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[experiencedParticipant]

a quiet place

5/10 another great flick except his wife ‘has’ to remind him ‘what would we be?’ if they don’t take care of their kids – does not equal real life today, hence -5/10

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Remove me!Participant]

Tremors 2

1. Earl Bassett (Fred Ward) is still p~~~ed that he made no money on the graboid franchise, but has a blue pilled crush on Miss March 1972.

2. Kevin Bacon’s character is not in it because he married that homely girl in the first movie and is probably halfway through his first divorce.

3. Burt Gummer’s wife from the first movie has left him. So in this movie he goes to Mexico (to meet Earl and some other douchbag) to blow the s~~~ out of the graboids for money. Burt is the most MGTOW guy in this movie.

4. Earl meets Miss Playboy 1972 who is now in her mid 40’s and looks it. He falls in love with her, and as the movie progresses, she him.

5. Finally, these graboid motherf~~~ers start flying around like pterodactyls and Burt comes in with the heavy artillery blowing these assholes out of the sky.

6. While Earl is trying to f~~~ a playboy playmate from 30 years ago, and his partner is probably sitting in a bathtub somewhere farting and giggling, Burt (our MGTOW hero) saves the day because his mind is not on pussy, but the pure sweet feeling of killing these bastards and making a nice boatload of pesos.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[TheSpiceParticipant 2644]

Cloverfield

– Massive alien creature destroys city

– Filmed by a spazz with a handheld camcorder to avoid expensive CGI shots and to make audience puke up their popcorn while being reminded of The Blair Witch Project

3/10 including bonus stars for killing off the cast

"I've been thinking about what it would be like if we got back together."
"You know it's too late for that."

[Blood AxeParticipant 1179]

I really liked “Fury”. It was new a year or two ago.

About WW2 tank battles. It was f~~~ing intense at times. It had terrible acting and a stupid script. I still liked it. Worth watching.

Back off Barbie!

[Y_Participant 4591]

A really good one
Mars Attacks

Special treat to see Michael J Fox burnt to a crisp.

[HermitParticipant]

Just watched the third Planet of the Apes prequel, War for the Planet of the Apes. Not too bad. About the same quality as the first two. Not worth watching more than once.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

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The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Remove me!Participant]

Sharknado 2 : The Second One

1. Tara Reid and Ian Ziering are flying on an airplane heading for New York. Unfortunately, a storm kicks up and they start flying into it. And…you guessed it, they are sharks in this storm flying around. Shark bites the wing of the plane and brings it down.

2. They are now in New York and are now fighting sharks flying around with the lead singer of Sugar Ray. People are walking around and then, all of a sudden, get eaten by a flying shark.

3. I’m sure the end of the movie is great, but I fell asleep halfway through it. I’m just gonna figure a shark ate the lead singer of Sugar Ray.

4. This film is a great commentary on how our society is now, and the effects of climate change on our daily lives.

I’ll give it a 8.5/10.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Rocco Siffredi’s Reverse Gangbang Vol XII

Ten chicks suck his c~~~ then he bangs all of them.

Blasts his favorite with a facial.

The End

[Remove me!Participant]

Pretty Woman

Richard Gere plays a rich douchebag who picks up a street walker “with a heart of gold”.

They screw around, do what you do when you have a hooker in a nice hotel room. Then, as the movie goes on, they start to fall in love!

You may ask, why would he fall in love with a street walker? It’s ok! She has a rule, she never kisses her “johns” on the mouth.

Sounds like a great deal! End up settling down with a woman who has let random men dump loads in all her orphases, BUT SHE NEVER KISSED ANYONE ON THE MOUTH!

A true romantic movie. Makes me want to fall in love all over again.

1.5/10

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[Jim01Participant 6678]

Star Trek reboot

1) Star Trek for the braindead masses
2) Load of “nostalgic” scenes for fake hipster fans (like the stupid Sulu samurai sword bit)
3) Plot holes all over the place in a story that makes no sense
4) The crew of the Enterprise are all 17 year olds
5) The bridge of the Enterprise looks like a supermarket checkout
6) Spock shows emotion every 5 seconds which destroys his character and Franchise Killer Abrams says “it’s a different timelinez” so it’s ok
7) Kirk is an obnoxious t~~~
8) F~~~ that film

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

Little Mermaid

Sociopathic, entitled teenager throws a fit at her soy-sipping father, nearly destroys two kingdoms and an entire ecosystem with her greed and narcissism, sells her soul to a sea witch for Chad-c~~~, and mercilessly tortures her butler-crab and best-friend-fish. Prince cleans up all her messes. Happy ending because vagina.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

Remove me! wrote:

You may ask, why would he fall in love with a street walker? It’s ok! She has a rule, she never kisses her “johns” on the mouth.

Never on a Sunday

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

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