Remembering the Time a Crazy Mom Wandered Through My House

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  • 2017-08-21 at 8:55 AM#574749
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    I remembered a funny story that happened to me about 10 years ago. My Mom and Sister had some friends over to the house and they went over to the neighbor’s swimming pool. I was sitting in my bedroom listening to my headphones when I hear some one yelling “Hello.” I took my head phones off and listened for a few minutes. Some crazy woman was wandering through my house opening every single door in the house and yelling “Hello.” This went on for like 10 minutes and I though it was pretty funny so I just sat there.

    After opening every closet and cabinet in the house she finally opens my bedroom door and I’m just sitting there with my headphones on looking straight at her and I said “What the F~~~ are you doing!?” like I was really surprised and p~~~ed off and I gave her my angry death stare. She started screaming at me and crying hysterically. That’s right like it was my fault for being in my own house and scaring her. Then my Mom, Sister and this bitch’s daughter came home right at that moment. The daughter was like “WTF, Mom”. I thought the whole situation was hilarious. The Crazy Mom has tears streaming down her face and says “I thought everyone was DEAD!”

    I had to pinch myself because it was so surreal. Then the daughter was like “Sorry, My Mom does this all the time.” I’m pretty sure she was looking for stuff to steal, but its also possible she was just a woman doing her thing. You know that bats~~~ crazy stuff, Moms get up to when no one is around.

    I just had a good chuckle remembering how crazy that woman was. What the f~~~ was she thinking? Inviting herself into a house when no one was there and searching through every room in the house. I would have just sat in my car and waited for everyone to come back. Women are f~~~ing mental. AWALT.

    2017-08-21 at 9:03 AM#574751
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    Anonymous wrote:

    What the f~~~ was she thinking? Inviting herself into a house when no one was there and searching through every room in the house

    Sounds like a good way to end up with a bad case of dead.

    2017-08-21 at 9:05 AM#574752
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    Anonymous wrote:

    Sounds like a good way to end up with a bad case of dead.

    Hehe, that would have been funny. I would be explaining to my Sister’s friend. “Sorry, I thought your Mom was a burglar so I blew her head off with a 12 Gauge Shotgun.” Lol.

    2017-08-21 at 9:09 AM#574756
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    Anonymous wrote:

    “Sorry, I thought your Mom was a burglar so I blew her head off with a 12 Gauge Shotgun.” Lol.

    That is certainly a permanent solution to crazy.

    2017-08-21 at 9:12 AM#574758
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    Ranger One
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    Anonymous wrote:
    Grue wrote:

    Sounds like a good way to end up with a bad case of dead.

    Hehe, that would have been funny. I would be explaining to my Sister’s friend. “Sorry, I thought your Mom was a burglar so I blew her head off with a 12 Gauge Shotgun.” Lol.

    Did you ever bang your sister’s friend?

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    2017-08-21 at 9:33 AM#574768
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    The man in the mountain
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    It would’ve been funny if she was pregnant, dropped a baby when she saw you angry and said it is yours because it was born in your house XD lmao i am dying, good story man!.

    2017-08-21 at 10:04 AM#574789

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    Ranger One wrote:

    Did you ever bang your sister’s friend?

    No, 10 years age difference. She is looking good nowadays, at 21 years old and married, so maybe I should. Lol.

    2017-08-21 at 10:05 AM#574792
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    The man in the mountain wrote:

    It would’ve been funny if she was pregnant, dropped a baby when she saw you angry and said it is yours because it was born in your house XD lmao i am dying, good story man!.

    Yeah, I wouldn’t have been surprised at that point. It was a bizarre experience. 10 years later its almost hard to believe that happened, but I’ve had lots of weird stuff happen to me in my life.

    2017-08-21 at 10:28 AM#574803
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    Atton
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    She might end up shot doing that one day.

    A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

    2017-08-21 at 10:31 AM#574809
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    Atton wrote:

    She might end up shot doing that one day.

    I certainly hope so. 🙂

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