Regarding Tom Leykis and the Habenero Condom

[phoenixgod1995Participant 3352]

I think it was probably one of the greatest aftermaths of sex I have heard so far. If ladies are trying to spermjack a male, they f~~~ing DESERVE to get 2nd-3rd degree burns on their vagina. I bet it also becomes hell for them to pee.

I feel that every man after sex, should put habanero sauce in the condom to kill off the sperm. It also makes it difficult for a woman to come up with an excuse if she tries to sue you. What will she try to say “Oh, I tried to get pregnant so I took my partner’s condom and rubbed it in my snatch and got burned?” That would seem to incriminate the woman more than the man.

Marriage and Divorce for a man is like getting a cactus shoved up your ass. It’s painful with all the spines that go in and it is painful getting all the spines out, meanwhile Wifey gets most of the money, your home, your kids, and practically everything you own.

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

My sperm, my condom, my habanero, MY CHOICE!

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[Yojimbo RockfordParticipant 348]

I have heard of this (and the horseraddish sauce) before, but to me seems like some logistical issues. If you are naked and f~~~ing, where does one hide the sauce? How do you get done f~~~ing, grab it out of your jeans pocket, carry it into the bathroom, squirt into the rubber, and dispose of the container? All while she is sitting and not noticing you do this? Seems easier to just flush the damn thing.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

I second Yojimbo’s idea. Flush it

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

Samsquanch wrote:

I second Yojimbo’s idea. Flush it

Or just flush HER.

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[TaoTheMgtowWandererParticipant 263]

flushing it is fine, but it ruins your pipes. if you at her place, who cares, it is her pipes and none of your business.

However, if your banging her at your place, then use the sauce because you do NOT want that woman sperm jacking you and stealing 1/2 of everything you own.

My peace of mind is worth more then your vagina...cunt.

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

Happened to Boris Becker, the tennis champion.
With a blowjob: after the blowjob she went in the kitchen, she spitted his sperm in a glass, kept it in the fridge for a couple of hours, then used it to auto-impregnate herself.
Boris Becker was then sued and had to pay child support.
She remained unpunished.

If I would have been Boris Becker I would have hired a killer, then after her death I would have take the kid with me: since I’m the biological father I have the priority.

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[WanderingMGTOWParticipant 288]

Get a vasectomy then get the follow up test to confirm it worked.

Had mine 6-7 years ago. So glad I did.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

There were THREE episodes on this that I can remember very well.

• One of them was about a guy named Angelo
“It happened to Angelo it can happen to you”.

• One them was about a guy who heard screams coming from the bathroom when she burned her own cooch instead of HIM.

• Another by a guy who the woman tried to SUE but the judge threw it out because it was his sperm and discarded condom… and therefore HIS property. He called Leykis to tell the story and announced that he won a $300K settlement from her family / father.

All of these mysteriously vanished from youtube one day about 4 years ago. I have not been able to locate them since.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[markParticipant 451]

Yojimbo Rockford wrote:

I have heard of this (and the horseraddish sauce) before, but to me seems like some logistical issues. If you are naked and f~~~ing, where does one hide the sauce? How do you get done f~~~ing, grab it out of your jeans pocket, carry it into the bathroom, squirt into the rubber, and dispose of the container? All while she is sitting and not noticing you do this? Seems easier to just flush the damn thing.

In the past I used to get the condom out, placed it on the floor, and as I dress up, pick it up and down to my trousers, where I had a little plastic bag for that same purpose.

I do use Tobasco sauce myself and the idea goes like this. You come into the condom, and as I explained you take it off and put it on the floor. When you begin dressing up you pick the condom, go to the bathroom, put a few drops, leave it on the trash can there (all girls have a trash can in the bathroom) and off you go.

I have done this countless times. I always go to the bathroom after sex to clean myself up.

[joetechParticipant]

If it were me? I would go to the bathroom, wash the condom completely until it was nice and clean, and then pop it in my mouth and come back to bed. Then, I would treat it like bubblegum like Dan Akroyd did in The Coneheads just to see the look on her face when I blow a bubble with it.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[OldschoolParticipant 2481]

Flush the real condom, so what if it f~~~s up the plumbing. Have a decoy condom in your pocket with some sort of milk/flour or something mix in it with hot pepper extract so it doesn’t change the color of your mix and sit back waiting for the screams. If its at your place you can have the decoy hidden somewhere in the bathroom. If your at hers put a twist tie around the condom as to not spill your c~~~ burning potion while its in your pocket.

Get a vasectomy.

[Anonymous 43]

reason #2901 why I think sex is disgusting.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Question: how to avoid being sperm-jacked?

answer: Don’t stick it in her in the first place.

[GregB0Participant]

joetech wrote:

I would treat it like bubblegum like Dan Akroyd did in ConeHeads

Joetech, this is not an image of you that I wanted … not now, not ever my friend! I can say with all sincerity, f~~~ you very much! 🙂

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[markParticipant 451]

Oldschool wrote:

Flush the real condom, so what if it f~~~s up the plumbing. Have a decoy condom in your pocket with some sort of milk/flour or something mix in it with hot pepper extract so it doesn’t change the color of your mix and sit back waiting for the screams. If its at your place you can have the decoy hidden somewhere in the bathroom. If your at hers put a twist tie around the condom as to not spill your c~~~ burning potion while its in your pocket.

three words: GE-NI-US.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

PistolPete wrote:

Question: how to avoid being sperm-jacked?

answer: Don’t stick it in her in the first place.

That goes for ANY hole. She can suck you off and still get pregnant.

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