Reese's Commercial: "Typical"

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

I saw this commercial on TV last night.  I fail to see how this is “funny.”

“HURRR DURRR WOMYNZ ARE BETTER”

Woman last longer?  Maybe in bed, but definitely not in relationships!

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Never did like those things .. yukk

[RennieParticipant]

This is the one I saw last night.It’s not funny and it’s not sexy either.

[experiencedParticipant]

 

Your ad illustrates perfectly laydeez choose blindness to logic in the bedroom.  Man climaxes first he’s a pig. Woman climaxes first, then man can climax. Or both simultaneously.

An acceptable amount of her time is fine, but when it’s obvious that the “a laydee” is choosing to take forever, and I’m not talking in order to set up a “simultaneous” here,  ……..OK fine.  Time to do long division, she climaxes, lets try again. Time for square roots, large square roots, she climaxes again, fine, lets try again. Time to blueprint an engine to racing specs,  she climaxes. Her Four times to one. That’s right, scores kept, do her til she lays there like a piece of meat. Fine. Then, after pigging for quite some weeks,  she fakes concern with BS and she does all these things to hurry herself up a little, that were hitherto unknown to her???? Give me a break.                    no more reese’s.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

I have yet to meet a woman who makes a Reese’s last. Just saying.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Another product to boycott.

Fuck this planet.

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