Red Pill Jokes Compilation because it helps to laugh

[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

I hope y’all enjoy these as much as I did.
MGTOW FOR LIFE

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There’s a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression, it’s called Trycoxagain.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”

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How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

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What’s six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%. It’s called a wedding cake.

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PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.

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“What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.”
-Barney

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When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.

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Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.

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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

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Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!

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Q: What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.

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Q: What’s the difference between a wife and a mistress?
A: About fifty pounds.

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and finally for my favorite…

What do you do when your dish washer stops working?
YELL AT HER!

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

BuckFitches wrote:

Q: What’s the difference between a wife and a mistress?
A: About fifty pounds.

HAHAHAHAHA

LMFAO

so true!

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[JVBParticipant]

Nice bro. I’m gonna put a few of those in my pocket.

Next time a bitch gets on you for no reason. Tell her ” I don’t care… I’m on 50mg of Fukital”

Peace is > piece.

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

BuckFitches wrote:

There’s a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression, it’s called Trycoxagain.

Lol, that might be a good idea for a new pharmaceutical. It could possibly cure their penis envy.

BuckFitches wrote:

How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Ain’t that the truth!

BuckFitches wrote:

What’s six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.

XD. I didn’t see that coming.

BuckFitches wrote:

“What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.”
-Barney

NPH is f~~~ing epic! Dropping red pills before I was even MGTOW!

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

MGTOW Knight, I like your signature. That’s why I named myself “Buck Fitches” …… F~~~ Bitches

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Those are good!

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: “We better get some support before someone thinks we’re nuts!”

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.

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Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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How did the medical community come up with the term “PMS”? “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken.

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A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, “Anything you say can and will be held against you.” The man replies, “Boobs!”

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A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.”

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

BuckFitches wrote:

MGTOW Knight, I like your signature. That’s why I named myself “Buck Fitches” …… F~~~ Bitches

Thanks bro! I live those words out! You from Texas?

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

MGTOW Knight wrote:

Thanks bro! I live those words out! You from Texas?

Yeah Texas is the best place in the world. I moved here from California 11 years ago when I was 12. My parents were too conservative for the liberals over there

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

FrostByte wrote:

Hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?

No tell me about him

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

BuckFitches wrote:

MGTOW Knight wrote:

Thanks bro! I live those words out! You from Texas?

Yeah Texas is the best place in the world. I moved here from California 11 years ago when I was 12. My parents were too conservative for the liberals over there

My ex is in Texas. Maybe you’ll bump into her when she starts trying to monkey branch away from the White Knight Chad she lives with.

Just remember she doesn’t swallow.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

BuckFitches wrote:

Yeah Texas is the best place in the world. I moved here from California 11 years ago when I was 12. My parents were too conservative for the liberals over there

Dude california is a liberal wasteland. Thank god you got out before the brain rot settled in.

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

Ranger One wrote:

BuckFitches wrote:

MGTOW Knight wrote:

Thanks bro! I live those words out! You from Texas?

Yeah Texas is the best place in the world. I moved here from California 11 years ago when I was 12. My parents were too conservative for the liberals over there

My ex is in Texas. Maybe you’ll bump into her when she starts trying to monkey branch away from the White Knight Chad she lives with.

Just remember she doesn’t swallow.

I’ll let you know if I run into her. I’ll pump and dump her. Swallowing is a requirement.

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

Ranger One wrote:

My ex is in Texas. Maybe you’ll bump into her when she starts trying to monkey branch away from the White Knight Chad she lives with.

Just remember she doesn’t swallow.

That’s okay. With your permission I’ll spray her face -in your honor of course.

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

BuckFitches wrote:

No tell me about him

Here you go!

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

MGTOW Knight wrote:

Dude california is a liberal wasteland. Thank god you got out before the brain rot settled in.

My family joined the great migration of people moving from California to Texas in hopes of the American Dream still existing. It totally still exists, but not as much in cali. The liberals have made it socialist and retarded, meanwhile Texas is thriving more than ever thanks to it’s economically conservative values.

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

BuckFitches wrote:

Texas is thriving more than ever thanks to it’s economically conservative values.

Yeah and people actually work. Once I’m done with school I want to start a business.

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

Can a women make you a millionaire? Only if you’re a billionaire!

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

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