#realmayonnaise

[PRichardParticipant 206]

My friends and I have a group chat. We go back to middle school years, and I am the only one that has taken the red pill, but a second is trying to get a big fat (divorce) red pill down, now. The denial is strong.

As I have found myself with a lot of free time, and 3 monitors in my man-cave (room), I have taken up football in my late 20’s. For obvious reasons I will call my friends: John, George and Ringo. (I’m taking Paul, because I like some of his work, and truthfully cannot stand the Beatles). Upon having some football dialogue with George and Ringo, John, who does not have time for such things questions:
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John: When did you start watching football?

“Recently. I have a lot of free time.”

John: Because that’s what real men do?

“Real man? Isn’t that a term women use to get you to clean the garage”

Ringo: LMAO

George: *Silent*

“Is it like, Real Mayonnaise?
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A week or so later, I wake up to a text from 2-3 AM:
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Ringo: John’s wife made him get off of his video game!!

“#RealMayonnaise”
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So… can this be a thing? I think it’s great.

I’m also humble, part-time.

If what you are doing is working, do not change a thing.

[ZerenityParticipant 500]

Went with a friend to his brothers house. His wife walks in and starts bitchin hard at him. My friend and I looked at each other, then at his brother. I said “see ya” and my friend said “have fun with that”. Then we both left promptly.
#RealMayonnaise

God grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change: Courage to change the things I can: And Wisdom to know the difference. -Reinhold Niebuhr 1951

[PRichardParticipant 206]

That’s what I’m talking about! Let’s start holding cucks accountable, too.

SOMEBODY ‘spread this s~~~’ on Reddit.

If what you are doing is working, do not change a thing.

[SH3LLZParticipant 5569]

Yea… I like it. #realmayonnaise for all the the trapped and fallen.

#ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS

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