Reading you the Riot Act – Online Dating Profiles

[Anonymous 12]

So when it comes to online dating most women usually Leftards will have what I call the “Riot Act”, this is when they will go through and list everything they find unappealing. Of course to some degree anyone would do this on a dating site, but the Riot Act is different, it is always over the top and hypocritical, the woman reading the Riot Act tries to take a morally superior stance but comes across as the very thing she proclaims to hate.

I just saw the one below from a woman who has a photo of herself standing outside “Hobbiton” and calls herself “SpiritWars” on OkCupid. So I thought it was pretty funny and wanted to share.

<span style=”color: #5e6573; font-family: ‘Open Sans’, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px; background-color: #f3f5f9;”>if you have something to say that’s worth replying to. You’re probably underestimating the amount of messages women get on here, so if yours doesn’t stick out in any way (“how r u” is not very original), and if there’s nothing in it worth replying to, then I probably won’t, because replying to messages on OKCupid is not my fulltime job and hence I cannot dedicate 8 hours per day to it. Sorry. If you don’t have the time to send individual messages to girls and just copy paste the same stuff to everyone, then I don’t have the time to reply. Also please don’t ask me whether I’ll build the next Skynet, because you’re not being as original and witty as you think. And if you think you know all about AI because you’ve seen “I, Robot”, please keep in mind that I study that stuff, and approach the subject appropriately, if at all.</span><br style=”box-sizing: border-box; color: #5e6573; font-family: ‘Open Sans’, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px; background-color: #f3f5f9;” /><br style=”box-sizing: border-box; color: #5e6573; font-family: ‘Open Sans’, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px; background-color: #f3f5f9;” /><span style=”color: #5e6573; font-family: ‘Open Sans’, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px; background-color: #f3f5f9;”>Oh and if you’re a smoker, racist, sexist, homophobe, and/or hypocrite, don’t even bother messaging me. If you think rape is cool, please get off OKC and get some therapy. And if you think eugenics is cool, start with yourself. And don’t think I’ll overlook these things. also, if you use accessible bathrooms or elevators when you don’t need them, I hope that one day you will.</span><br style=”box-sizing: border-box; color: #5e6573; font-family: ‘Open Sans’, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px; background-color: #f3f5f9;” /><br style=”box-sizing: border-box; color: #5e6573; font-family: ‘Open Sans’, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px; background-color: #f3f5f9;” /><span style=”color: #5e6573; font-family: ‘Open Sans’, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px; background-color: #f3f5f9;”>I don’t date single-celled organisms.</span>

 

Note her first paragraph where she proclaims to be too busy to read all her messages but is p~~~ed off at men who send copy and paste messages for the same reason. Overall a complete entitled bitch.

Second paragraph, so she hates hypocrites but is obviously one herself. Also wishing people end up in wheel chairs just because they use disabled toilets? Really? That is some nasty s~~~ even from a woman.

The last line, I guess that is meant to be funny or some s~~~.

 

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3726]

Ya no s~~~. The ironic thing is, if you are a complete asshole on there you will get action.  I once changed my headline to  “No Fat Chicks” and while I got a few “how dare you, you pig” kind of responses, I also got a number of “come and f~~~ me” type requests.  I was so put off by the fact that it actually worked, I don’t think I followed up on any of them.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[hmskl’dParticipant 6442]

if yours doesn’t stick out in any way ..and if there’s nothing in it worth replying to, then I probably won’t

plz don’t

[WolfParticipant 890]

The Riot Act is pretty standard on female profiles. Not all, but most. The thing I find most telling of these Riot Act profiles is they don’t actually say anything about what she offers. On POF it’s called an “about me” section, yet there’s nothing about her. It’s all about what she doesn’t want. With this said, the profile in the OP is very telling about what type of person she is: negative, judgemental, vitriolic, vindictive and the type of person you want to stay clear of.

And the chick speak of “I get so many messages, so you need to raise your game” is laughable. If I were to receive 100 messages a week from unwanted women, I would not turn around and use this as justification to raise the bar on a woman I would be interested in dating. Such a conclusion is irrational.

[BiG_WeaselParticipant 116]

Online dating requires a translation guide.  Here’s a brief one:

• “Independent”-  Hard-headed, stubborn, generally hard to deal with
• “Opinionated”- Never wrong, loves to argue, will turn your words against you
• “Curvy”-  Fat, usually no pics below the neck on the profile
• “Sarcastic”-  Thinks she’s witty, usually just an asshole
• “Strong”-  Usually mentioned before/after “independent”.  Same connotation.
• “Looking for a relationship”-  I’ve had many sexual partners, and I have (the internet average) three children, and I need someone to bankroll my life
• “No FWB (Friends with Benefits)”-  *unless you’re really wealthy, and have your s~~~ together, then my vagina is your playground

And, if they’re holding a wine glass/bottle of beer in their hand in more than one profile pic, run like hell.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

DON’T DO ONLINE DATING

Then that can’t sit on their fat butts like Jabba ….. Jesus.

Make the stupid t~~~ get the f~~~ up and go outside and move around.

Don’t online date

[RoyDalParticipant]

Online dating. I’d rather stick my manly parts in a radioactive wood chipper than date someone from the internet. The issue is moot, because I’ve given up dating in order to keep my life, fortune, and sacred honor to myself. I’ll want them for my old age.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[JasonParticipant 282]

I’ve run across this phenomenon, too. Even worse, some of them will even write that they don’t like guys who put “criteria lists” in their profiles even though they use them themselves! The idiocy knows no bounds.

And many of them don’t go there to find guys at all, but just to get attention. A couple years ago, I talked to this one woman and we hit it off really well, until at one point she said “I’m so sad you live on the other side of the country, I’d so like to meet you!” and I replied with “Uh, this country has three towns with the same name as mine. I live thirty minutes away from you. We could meet up right now if you’d like.” Never heard from her again.

There lies serenity in Chaos. Seek ye the eye of the hurricane.

[narwhalParticipant]

I like these lists.  They’re an entertaining read.  I already new there were crazy women out there, so it’s just fun to see it exposed so openly.  A dating profile is an advertisement.  If your ad  is completely negative, all your going to attract are the people you said you didn’t want to attract. The good/smart ones will stay away.

Some of them aren’t all negative, are actually funny, don’t have any nasty things to say to men in general, etc, so they are still open for some consideration, but in general, I just want to see what you’re into.

Specifically on the disabled toilet thing, that shows hate and stupid on her part.  I used the disabled stall all the time, particularly at work.  There are 3 stalls, two are small and cramped and then there is nice spacious disabled stall.  There are no disabled people where I work.   If there was a visitor, he can wait 5 minutes while I finish taking a dump.    The idea that using the disabled stall is some sort of atrocity worthy of physical harm shows completely stupidity.

 

Ok. Then do it.

[experiencedParticipant]

Larry David uses disabled toilet

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgedBRXw7fY

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[WolfParticipant 890]

Jason wrote:

I’ve run across this phenomenon, too. Even worse, some of them will even write that they don’t like guys who put “criteria lists” in their profiles even though they use them themselves! The idiocy knows no bounds.

Amen!

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