Read the comments, WTF is wrong with people?

[Rdkng07Participant 32]

[AutoliteParticipant]

I just can’t think of anything to say in reply…

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

Nothing is wrong with people, perhaps you forgot something

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[OdinParticipant 524]

Blank space?

[AutoliteParticipant]

Odin wrote:

Blank space?

No. It’s a secret message written in invisible pixels…

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

I think this must be the next cicada 3301 puzzle

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[AutoliteParticipant]

I think we’re suppose to use our imaginations.

Maybe it’s a pic of a polar bear in a snow storm or it represents the inner workings of Justin Turdeau’s mind…

[,Participant 1301]

Meh, People don’t always write coherent topics.

with joy/without hate

[Anonymous 1]

Anyone got any jokes?

Here’s one:

The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset.

She asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”

Helen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said that?”

Helen: “Your husband.”

Wife: “Oh.”

Helen: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Who said that?”

Helen: “Your husband.”

Wife: “Oh.”

Helen: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you.”

Wife: “Did my husband say that as well?”

Helen: “No, the gardener did.”

Wife: “So, how much do you want?”

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Nice Joller. Ok, I’ll go.

Rich guy and his trophy wife are out playing golf. They finish the first hole and are waiting to tee off on #2. As they are waiting she gets stung by a bee. She’s allergic so they give her some Benedryl and decide to take her to the hospital just to be sure. The doctor comes in and asks what happened.

I was stung by a bee while I was playing golf.
Where were you stung?
Between the first and second hole.
Oh!!! Yeah, now I know the problem. Your stance is too far apart.

Order the good wine

[AutoliteParticipant]

A guy sees both his ex-wife and her divorce attorney struggling, trying not to drown out in the middle of lake. The guy knows that he can’t save both of them and he must make a decision on what to do next!

Should he:
A) Go catch a movie?
or
B) Go grab some lunch?

[Anonymous 0]

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.”

The other guy responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!”

The first guy says, “So am I! And where abouts from Ireland might you be?”

The other guy answers, “I’m from Dublin, I am.”

The first guy responds, “Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?”

The other guy says, “A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.”

The first guy says, “Faith & it’s a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?”

The other guy answers, “Well now, I went to St. Mary’s of course.” The first guy gets really excited, and says, “And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?”

The other guy answers, “Well, now, I graduated in 1964.”

The first guy exclaims, “The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964 my own self.”

About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters, “It’s going to be a long night tonight.”

The guy asks, “Why do you say that?”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

[sparcsParticipant 130]

Two golfing buddies are getting ready to get the first round in at the start of a new season. Bob came over to pick Jim up at his place to ride together.
As they were rushing to load Jim’s gear into the car a funeral procession slowly goes by. Jim stops and holds his cap over his heart and bows his head slightly.
Bob says “wow Jim, I didn’t know you were that sentimental”
Jim replies “well we were married for 30 years, after all”

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

Rdkng07 wrote:

I agree with OP

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

Autolite wrote:

A guy sees both his ex-wife and her divorce attorney struggling, trying not to drown out in the middle of lake. The guy knows that he can’t save both of them and he must make a decision on what to do next!

Should he:
A) Go catch a movie?
or
B) Go grab some lunch?

I would pull up a lawn chair with popcorn and a coke. Why go to the movies when you got real action comedy happening right in front of you?

[AutoliteParticipant]

Big Boss wrote:

I agree with OP

I disagree but I don’t see any point in arguing about it…

[Anonymous 1]

Autolite wrote:

Big Boss wrote:

I agree with OP

I disagree but I don’t see any point in arguing about it…

I’m on the fence.

[Anonymous 1]

Rdkng07 wrote:

[Anonymous 1]

At least we know when the valium kicked in. Nailed the title though.

[Anonymous 43]

I wonder sometimes WTF is right with people.

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