Random Musings of a Constipated Mind

[GrumpyParticipant]

So on a break at work today, I made the mistake of reading today’s news. O.k, I’m lying I didn’t make past page 1, of any of the rags we call “newspapers” here in Canada. They are ALL owned by PostMedia, and have a particular left wing special education for fish with bicycles mentality.
So I figured I would diffuse my anger with some fun/humour(for me anyways).

First off.
Hey Snake… is this the right forum?
or is it “No F~~~~~… Take this pansy assed s~~~ over to philosophy”
<pokes snake>

1. I read that the liberal government has voted to change the Canadian National Anthem in order to be all inclusive. That kind of p~~~ed me of (to put it mildly).

After about 30 minutes of raging about those f~~~tards out east, and how we should just kick them the f~~~ out of Canada with the portion of National debt (between Ontario and Quebec its over 80%) that they incurred and moving the federal government to the geographical center of Canada, then kicking all the SJW retards and “special” rights interest groups out of the “new” Canada.

I realized we should just change our National Anthem to the “Romper Room” song because on the “World Stage” we are the retarded retards of the class on stage, and our supposed “leaders” reinforce that opinion. Its no wonder we only supply the fuel for the short bus and aren’t allowed to ride it.

2. Our fearful leader is quoted as saying “if we kill our enemies, they win”. Holy McRat F~~~ Batman, he/she/it really is a special kind of stupid !!!!
Let our enemies win then you f~~~ing retard (they die, we live, if that’s losing? well sign me up there cupcake and I’ll cheer for the “winners”. I’ll take one for the “losing” team.
(Why do I have the Romper Room song running through my head?)

3. What the f~~~ is up with all the excessive noise from cars/trucks/motorcycles/people. I mean seriously..SHUT THE F~~~ UP WITH ALL THE F~~~ING NOISE ALREADY…

4. Hey Snake, am I in the right forum still? or is it “F~~~ Off F~~~~~ and take this s~~~ to Blue Pill Hell…f~~~ing F~~~~~” <pokes snake>

5. At lunch today, I checked my bank account online, promptly forgot what the hell I was doing that for, signed out. and did a bad impression of Scrooge McDuck..
Hey don’t f~~~ing judge me. I can do a passable Scottish duck but I suck at Jewish impressions.

6. When I got home, I made real Bison burgers (the are NOT buffalo, in North America they are plains/woods BISON. Buffalo are from Asia/Africa) not those lame assed store bought pre-made crap.
No vegetables or fries, just nice German rye buns with relish (wait that’s a bunch of veggies) and a 1/2 lb bison burger. I was going to make bannock for the buns, but I kind of got lazy about it, and settled for the bakery made buns.
I just realized how loaded that last statement is.

7. Sometimes late at night, and early in the day. Well, actually anytime I look at other people. I wonder if our species evolved from an insane segment/tribe of naked space monkeys that were isolated here for the safety of the rest of time/space?
Some days it seems there is more than enough positive proof for that thought to be substantiated.

8. Hey Snake
Thanks for being here.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[GrumpyParticipant]

HAHAHAHA
NICE T~~~….err post Stealthy

I’m not disrespecting Snake in any way, shape, or form.
Just poking some fun at him.
I’m pretty sure he knows it too.
(I didn’t put any smiley faces in my post for a reason )

Seriously, I actually look forward to a lot of his directional comments.

EDIT.

The German t~~~.. I mean the German t~~~. jayzuz. talk about bad timing on a post..

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[SnakeSpectator 2080]

0/4. Good enough forum for me. I just don’t like people putting s~~~ in Central that obviously belongs somewhere else(political). OCD, whatever, but some days I just want to hit Central and GTFO of here. I can’t do that when it’s filled up with bulls~~~. Not even a big deal, but after a year + it gets annoying.

1/2. Probably suffering from brain freeze and cabin fever. Three month grow season and an average yearly temperature of 40 Fahrenheit = lot of crazy mother f~~~ers.

3. Man if it isn’t motorcycle noise pollution, it’s f~~~ing dogs barking non-stop day and night. This is why I doubt I am going to rent my place out, and I want to buy a piece of land in the middle of nowhere far away from people.

5. k

6. Didn’t know that. Cool.

7. Been thinking about a topic on that.

8. Np

[Anonymous 42]

Some bottles of wine just turn to ^^^vinegar^^^, waste not, want not, he makes a good tossed salad…

[GrumpyParticipant]

Snake wrote:

1/2. Probably suffering from brain freeze and cabin fever. Three month grow season and an average yearly temperature of 40 Fahrenheit = lot of crazy mother f~~~ers.

40f is about 4C, so it is only a tad nipply.

I have never had cabin fever, nor am I a mother f~~~er.(well not since I swore of single mothers).

I think that f~~~ing squirrel that insta-froze in my back yard when winter kicked in last august, finally thawed and stole my beer today…lil f~~~ers are fast when they aren’t frosty. It made a handy ashtray too.
Well, I’ll get my furry ashtray back in a month or two for the upcoming winter, just have to lay out some acorns….

But back to the non goat t~~~….

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

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