Q: Response to Happy Wife, Happy Life….

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

Mangina: “Happy wife. Happy life.”

Me: “Be on your guard, you stupid retard.”

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[sidecarParticipant 35842]

Married chump: “Happy wife, happy life.”
MGHOW: “How would you know? I haven’t seen you happy once since you got married.”

That or just: “Prove it.”

Notice how they always say things like “happy wife”” etc. with a little sigh. Like they don’t believe it themselves, but they have to keep telling it to themselves because they don’t have a choice any more.

No wife, AWESOME life.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

“Happy wife is an oxymoron”

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[KeymasterKeymaster]

I would send that person a link to the Ellen Tien article on Oprah Magazine and CNN, where a miserable middle-aged sandy vagina claims she’s “Happily Married Dreaming of Divorce”.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/08/26/o.divorce.dreams/

Shuts them the f~~~ up every single time.

“Happily Married” is she-speak for “a period of high irritation lasting one or two decades” where she publicly resents the s~~~ out of her husband — because he still greets her ungrateful fat ass with a SMILE in the morning (after 16 years of making her “happy”) just because she would rather behave like a complete bitch before 10AM.

You have to read it to believe it.

So why have a WIFE?…. when he can have a LIFE!!!

“Happy Wife / Happy Life” is a bulls~~~ lie.
Because women are only “happy” when they are complaining.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[TiredofbsParticipant 485]

Happy Wife/ Happy Life defined: being subjected to slavery by a cold, manipulative, emotionally unstable, psychotic, spoiled, entitled, bitchy, narcissistic female…and I was very mild in that description. One of if not the biggest lies every spoken in the history of the world. If there was an actual bulls~~~ meter, the meter itself would blow up if the Happy Wife fallacy was run through it.

And you got to love these religious feminazi’s who try using the bible as support for this idiotic statement. They translate “Husband’s love your wives” to mean “do whatever the hell they want you to do and spend every waking moment making their lard asses happy!!!!” I don’t think so. In honor of the late great Johnny Cash, my response is the one finger salute: Here ya go bitches!!!

[GrumpyParticipant]

Whats his name?
you know, your happy wife, because it sure as hell isn’t a woman that’s happy.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[J.D SilvernailParticipant 383]

Happy wife, bitch of a life. Or Happy life, p~~~ed off wife.

I'm married to the game,but she broke her vows.

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