Putting her in the friend zone

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Are women capable of being put into the friend zone?

This just popped into my head so I figured I’d ask. I figure this would be more of a reverse psychology type move to get her more motivated to pursue the c~~~.

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[heads-upParticipant 320]

JollyMisanthrope wrote:

Are women capable of being put into the friend zone?
This just popped into my head so I figured I’d ask. I figure this would be more of a reverse psychology type move to get her more motivated to pursue the c~~~.

Thats an interesting project,feel maybe it would be difficult though,let us know if you manage it.
Women arent c~~~Beggars because they can get some easy,even the 4/5 types.
I dont think their fragile egos would be able to cope with a man they wanted f~~~ing elsewhere but maybe.

Try putting her in the Fiend zone

[EntropyParticipant 902]

Sure, it’s easy! you just have to be irresistible to them…

…so just become a billionaire or meth dealer.

"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves" -BBR

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Entropy wrote:

Sure, it’s easy! you just have to be irresistible to them…

…so just become a billionaire or meth dealer.

Exactly! They will be lined up at your door, around the block & down the street, on & on.

Will have friends you wont know what to do with.

[OldscoundrellParticipant 412]

JollyMisanthrope wrote:

I figure this would be more of a reverse psychology type move to get her more motivated to pursue the c~~~.

It does, just not yours. And they let you kniw about it. Because they use jealousy to attempt to get you to come to them.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

JollyMisanthrope wrote:

Are women capable of being put into the friend zone?
This just popped into my head so I figured I’d ask. I figure this would be more of a reverse psychology type move to get her more motivated to pursue the c~~~.

Is the question one of being able to be put in the friend zone, or once you do, they will hang around as a friend.

Putting them in a friendzone is pretty easy. You just tell them you are interested in only being friends with them, and that is it. They may not hang around though. She may view it as reverse psychology, but how you conduct yourself will matter.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[EntropyParticipant 902]

Ahhh, you got me! Dangit!!

Can I change my response?

The correct answer is: Of course not!!! Women are INCAPABLE of “friendship”.

So, good job man, hell of a trick question.

"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves" -BBR

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

RULE: MEN DO NOT WASTE THEIR LIVES BEING SUBSERVIENT TO WOMEN.

(Stealthy – you really pen some great words of wisdom)

Whenever I tried to put women in the friend zone, I received a boat load of drama. It never worked for me personally- the lady always became p~~~ed off and threw a fit.

I say do whatever makes you happy. If the lady goes along for the ride, then great. Otherwise who cares if she is p~~~ed off?
As Stealthy pointed out, don’t be subservient to women.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Here’s the thing, men put themselves in a female’s “friend zone” not because they want (or are truly offering) friendship, but because they are trying to weasel their way into some pussy by pretending to give a s~~~ about the girl. They may go so far as to convince themselves that they actually do care, but really so long as they’re not getting her sex, everything they do is just frustratedly dumping more and more investment into a payoff that will almost certainly never come.

Believe me, I speak from experience.

So for a female to be in a man’s “friend zone”, she would have to be pretending to freely offer him something he wants in order to get something she wants that he is unwilling to give… and she’d have to stick with it for long enough to get frustrated and angry enough with him to start resenting her wasted effort.

So what is the female desire equivalent of men wanting sex? It ain’t sex. She can get that whenever she wants it. I say it’s security. She wants to control his time, energy and resources… assuming he’s got a lot of all the above. For this to work, basically the dude would have to be as free, successful and wealthy as the corresponding female would need to be sexually desirable. He’d have to be the “eligible” bachelor, Tony Stark, Catcher Block, Dorian Grey kind of guy that all females want to get their claws into. A rare individual.

Then he’d have to lead her to believe that he was into her and open to marrying her, but not so much that he ever actually does it. And in return, she’d have to be willing to do any and every dirty, depraved, self debasing thing he could possibly imagine. THAT would be the equivalent of the “friend zone” for a female… that would produce the required degree of stupid self sacrifice, frustration and anger in a female that expending his time, energy and resources on a female but never getting laid does to a guy.

So if you want to friendzone a female, you need to be the kind of guy she desperately wants to marry, then lead her into a world of sexual depravity that will make her hate herself so badly she’ll be completely destroyed by your ultimate refusal to give her anything more than dick and false hope.

Have fun!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Oh yeah! And you have to do it as quickly as possible.

“You know, you seem like you would make a really good friend.“

It totally freaks them out. The word “friend”. It sticks out of that sentence and smacks her in the face. Inside she’s thinking “WTF? Why isn’t he trying to f~~~ me? Does he not think I’m attractive?” She will do ALL the work while you’re smacking on popcorn and enjoying the movie. She will think about it for days. She will think she’s the one who friend zone’s guys , but you beat her to it.

You can also do it on the type of chick who behaves like you’re hitting on her just for saying “hi” to her:

“Wassamatter, you got too many friends or something and you don’t need another one?”

Some may even say something like “Look I just don’t feel like being hit on right now”.

“HIT ON you? Honey, I just said HI. Get over yourself. You’re not all that.”

Get in the habit of friend zoning women as quickly as possible. She’s a “friend”. That’s it. Watch what happens. It may surprise you how often she may actually start hitting on YOU.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Entropy wrote:

The correct answer is: Of course not!!! Women are INCAPABLE of “friendship”.

That would be true if the Friend Zone had anything to do with actual friendship.

This is part of the reason why you can usually only put women into the Acquaintance Zone. Most women can’t deal with being Friend Zoned the way men can (far too many men, to be honest). They simply cannot handle the thought that a man does NOT want to f~~~ them, especially if he’s f~~~ing someone else. A man will shrug it off, but women usually take it personally. The extreme example is, of course, the classic Bunny Boiler, but more often they simply become obsessive about getting into your pants, often to the point of becoming annoying about it.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

I prefer the “f~~~ off zone.”

Friendzone equals I want your resources, but I don’t want you.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Jon the Ex-SquidParticipant 298]

Most men, when told by a woman they just want to be friends, instead hear, “I just want to be friends, so try harder if you want to have sex.”

Most women, when told by a man they just want to be friends, instead hear, “I just want to be friends because I don’t think you’re attractive enough to keep as a girlfriend.”

So no, not unless you do so with a woman who has high self esteem. They’ll see it as an insult, even if they had zero intentions of being anything other than a friend to begin with. That’s not to say you can’t be friends with a woman. Just, you can’t put them into the friend zone if they’re interested in more than that. Which really is why it hurts men to be dumped into the friend zone: because they wanted more.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Jon the Ex-Squid wrote:

Which really is why it hurts men to be dumped into the friend zone: because they wanted more.

Of course while women dump men into the friend zone, it’s men who choose to stay there. I won’t ever understand why any man would willingly give up his time and resources for… nothing.

The best way out of the Friend Zone is to f~~~ one of her friends, preferably one much prettier than her. Of course by then you’ll be putting her into the Acquaintance Zone, but that’s her problem, not yours.

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